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Precisely, although I'm sad I wasn't the first to think of it. I forgot a gun, I'd go with either a good old shotgun or a smaller multilaser for spraying wildly and ineffectually, like I'm in the A team.

A electric guitar sonic blaster and a doom siren built into my vocal cords so when I get pissed off I yell.

Kill it with sound!

Plasma pistol and awesome soulessness. I can make stuff run away then shoot it.

My weapon of choice? Of course the ever trusted, often underestimated and rarely copied lasgun It's a straight simple, easy to use rifle with almost no shortage of supplies. What more could one ask for ? Okay, more firepower... Oh well.
Next would be the grenadelauncher, simply because it gives a little extra punch while I'm still not important enough for the enemy to shoot me immidately. Oh, and I won't fry myself due to overheat *BONUS*
For close combat... AHAHA! No really, hand me the bayonet and maybe some frags. If something didn't die from shooting, it probably knows well enough how to turn me into well-made snacks. Or some commissar will "encourage" me, whatever happens first.

Shokk attack gun!

I will kil you, or die hilariously trying!

Warboss Gutrip wrote:Shokk attack gun!

I will kil you, or die hilariously trying!

^you win lol

hmm probably a mastercrafted plasma pistol, a bolter, and a mastercrafted powersword
some rare, illegal flexible carapace armor that offers a lot of protecition
some energy shield

An awesome Daemonhammer, anointed of course, and an inferno pistol.
Armour would be artificer, along with a phsycic feild.
And of course, the greatest named phsycic power EVA...Holocaust.

Any weapon I could carry that does not require an alien or genetically modified body to use, and is not known for killing it's wielder.

Tau weaponry for ranged. Beats anything.
A power suit (termie) and a power fist for cc

My weapon of choice - a melta cannon
My CCW of choice - A Titan Close Combat Weapon
My Armour of Choice - An Imperator Titan

Because why settle for less. When you can have more.

Xenospasm.

A multilaser. Power armour with grav-stabilizers to better manage the weight and increase jump height/distance. Power sword and storm shield for close combat.

Or, if I were a psyker:
Rune armour and a two-handed force sword. Bolt pistol for backup but I'd really prefer to fry people with lightning.


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Sgt.Sunshine wrote:Any weapon I could carry that does not require an alien or genetically modified body to use, and is not known for killing it's wielder.

So nothing.


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warboss spinetwizta wrote:a nice soild glock 9 you shoot anything enough times
it dies

And while you're trying to shoot it enough times it'll pull out a bigger gun or walk up and rip your arms off.

Nemesis force weapon - the sword type (it must be one of the "kill ouright" ones, instant death is just pointless now, all this eternal warrior stuff.
Grey knight power armour
hand mounted storm bolters
... and anything else that a GK has.

Hellgun because a human can actually use it and it's not going to overheat and kill me.

So many variables here. I assume we are talking here about personal weapons and not the squad/tank/warship/planetkiller variety.

Option A ( cheap & available ). Lasgun with Auxiliary Grenade Launcher. The AK-47 analog is excellent. A rifle that is available, utterly reliable and easy to use. ( As a sidenote , the Finnish Army RK62 is a derivative of the AK47. I learned to love the gun. Even when you crawled through mud, snow and reindeer s#€t, it still worked .)

Option B ( expensive & deadly ). Combimelta w Targeter and special ammo. Power weapon for close combat.

Karskin Armour, Arbitis shotgun, and a power sword.

I will look, feel, and be a badass.

Plus I wove my shotguns.

Battlecannon...

'Nuff said

If we can go for stuff like battle cannons, why not a captured Tau stealthsuit that has heavy bolters grafted, Force fields attached and a pair of claws attached undcer the bolters in the same way the necrons have their axe... It'll be effective at long range (mega cool rail cannons or ultra precise missiles), medium range (twin-linked heavy bolters ) and CC (force field, lightning claws). Ain't that SuperDuper for something that you can actually use?!

A bolt pistol with deamon (or vortex) bolts, because there is just something incredibly awesome in a handgun that can KO a titan.

in close combat, LCs w/ wristmounted stormbolters and aforementioned pistol.

Terminator armor with dual mastercrafted lightning claws (with built in stormshields).

I don't require a ranged weapon.

Camoleoline cloak, long rifle, shuripistol, power knife. Emprah help you if I'm in cover, only thing that holds Rangers back is the lack of CC. Give them a CC combo and awesome happens.

A Lasgun with a laser sight, also know as a twin linked lasgun.

shadowfield, agonzier, destructor, In a loin clot( IM a fat hairy man too)

For stargate's, I am not food. LOL Stargate just started on TV the moment I say the murderous kitty.

Necrodermis Exoskeleton.

Screw phaseblades, railguns, or terminator armor. 4+ invul, T8, S 9, 5 wounds, weaponskill 5, intitiative 4, ld 10, and four attacks?

I'de take that anyday.

I choose chuck norris on account of his peewee is harder than ceramit and his face is railgun proof...

oh yea also because he can live 38000 years,move into fiction and kick the gak outta space ships

Wow this thread has so much attention as it did on anothe 40k forums I was author of that there too.
I would love to have balls of steel that guardsmen have and Ollanus Pius Mars-grade adamantium balls.

A pair of googles and a kustom mega-blasta.

Power mace, pretty high on the awesome-omitor

Seeing as recently some oil weapons have come back into the game, (I'm thinking vortex grenades, conversion beamers and Luaks's stasis grenade)
It got me thinking about some other retro weapons, - graviton gun, or webber anyone?

on second thoughts I'd think I'd rather have bolter - HURR!