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Optimist.. is someone going to finally model doomrider like that pic I wanna see it..

This is the ritual to summon doomrider, right off of Lexicon, and the 3rd ed codex


Oh great Lord Slaanesh, send forth your servant, the Daemon Prince Doomrider!

Let our enemies tremble in ruptured awe before his fearsome visage!

Grant them an exquisite death, crushed beneath the flaming wheels of his chromium steed!

Permit them the ecstasy of being slaughtered by Doomrider's throbbing Daemonsword and his pulsating gun of gushing plasma!

Bestow on them one fleeting moment of pleasure as they stare in wonder and orgasmic delight at one of your most divine creations before dying at his hand!

Oh great Lord Slaanesh, for these reasons and many others that tease and titillate our imaginations, we beseech you, send forth your servant, the Daemon Prince Doomrider!


ahh the good old days of Perverted Slannesh

Nothing ever ends well in a Hemingway novel.

G

warpcrafter wrote:

Fateweaver wrote:Optimism is for sissies.

I'm optimistic about life. Got my FFL and am slowing saving up towards a few assault rifles.

Life is grand.

All I want for Xmas is a Barret .50 cal sniper rifle with an underslung revolver-style grenade launcher. I would mount it on top of my car. Take that tailgaters!

americans...

lol

lol...

Swordbreaker wrote:Optimists are always looking for the silver lining

Yeah, everyone is trying to get their hands on my lining but I have hidden it so well it has remained safe until now [bwahaha]

And I have a new wife, and the prospect of a better job just over the hill, so I am relatively happy

EF:Is this the nice happy fairy-in-the-clouds silver lining? Or the lining that Hitman uses to garrote people?

SliverMK2: Well, that depends on whether you're an optimist... *cocks gun*

Remember, if you're a pessimist you can always be pleasantly surprised!

r3n3g8b0y wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:

Fateweaver wrote:Optimism is for sissies.

I'm optimistic about life. Got my FFL and am slowing saving up towards a few assault rifles.

Life is grand.

All I want for Xmas is a Barret .50 cal sniper rifle with an underslung revolver-style grenade launcher. I would mount it on top of my car. Take that tailgaters!

americans...

What do you expect? I can't have a laser, I need to extra power for my massive subwoofers!

Emperors Faithful wrote:
lol

Yes we are! You just have to have a morbid sense of humor.

CaptainCommunsism wrote:Remember, if you're a pessimist you can always be pleasantly surprised!

I'm not a pessimist, I just see things clearly.

Emperors Faithful wrote:SliverMK2: Well, that depends on whether you're an optimist... *cocks gun*

Well, maybe I am... *shifty eyes*

How is this for optimism?


Or maybe that is a good reason for pessimism....

SilverMK2 wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:SliverMK2: Well, that depends on whether you're an optimist... *cocks gun*

Well, maybe I am... *shifty eyes*

Oh, that's good. ++BLAMM!++ Cos if you were a pessimist I'd have to knife ya.


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@Silver: I just realised how creppy-insane-killy that sounded and want to assure you that ... I will hunt you down and hurt you...

Emperors Faithful wrote:@Silver: I just realised how creppy-insane-killy that sounded and want to assure you that ... I will hunt you down and hurt you...

You would only be killing yourself, for if I die, then the world dies with me.

Especially you [bwahaha]

But you'd die first...

Anyway, saying "If I die, the World dies with me" is basically confessing to be a Nuclear-Suicide Terrorist.

Emperors Faithful wrote:But you'd die first...

By killing me, you kill yourself *points to his location*

I will go on, for I am eternal (and have the Eternal Warrior rule, so cannot be insta killed either).

Anyway, saying "If I die, the World dies with me" is basically confessing to be a Nuclear-Suicide Terrorist.

Or hope?

For without hope, life cannot exist.

Hope = Nuclear-Suicide Terrorist???

MINDFETH!

And my work here is done.

*flies off into the distance*

I'm not a pessimist.

I'm a realist.

Damn optimists ALWAYS get that one wrong.

I just lulz'd!

G

I used to be optimistic once, then I looked out the window and saw how fethed up the world is.

Be optimistic in the little things, otherwise you could be overwhelmed by the crapness that is the world at the moment.

I'm only an optimist because I don't think pessimism would be much fun.

SilverMK2 wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:But you'd die first...

By killing me, you kill yourself *points to his location*

I will go on, for I am eternal (and have the Eternal Warrior rule, so cannot be insta killed either).

Anyway, saying "If I die, the World dies with me" is basically confessing to be a Nuclear-Suicide Terrorist.

Or hope?

For without hope, life cannot exist.

Thought for the day:
Hope is the beginning of unhappyiness.

Blitz Backlash wrote:Yeah, life's like beer. you gotta drink it before it gets flat, warm, and sour. So I guess I'll drink 'em faster.

Unless you're english, in which case, Bottoms up

RaegMachine wrote:Thought for the day:
Hope is the beginning of unhappyiness.

Thought for the week:
Unhappiness is the lack of sufficient hope.

I saved a 23 year old woman's sight in her right eye today by giving her antibiotics for bacterial keratitis (in contact lens wearer).

Another 3 days without review and therefore treatment and she'd have been blind.