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2009/12/12 03:21:42
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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Yes, it is amazing, isn't it. Thus why we would not want an Inquisitor discovering our cult...
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2009/12/12 03:26:46
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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JEB_Stuart wrote:To be safe we should all build shrines to the Emprah, and go out and purge some Chaos players. Xeno lovers will come later....
Gw is doing that for us already.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/12/12 05:57:58
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Hey don't leave me out on this.
*Jumps around* C-C-C yeah! cocaine!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeee
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/12/12 07:02:19
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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oggers wrote:Well I would hide my orks and necrons.....
id smash them, none can escape the inquisition!
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2009/12/12 18:30:37
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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as those three adventurers flew away in their ship they came across another vessel of unknown origin
*my voice*
attention imperial craft, you are tresspassing in my teritory leave now or we can discuss other terms
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 18:35:39
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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I would keep my damned mouth shut, as I would most likely be purged for all my heretical knowledge.
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2009/12/12 18:41:11
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Calculating Commissar
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shas'o vera wrote:as those three adventurers flew away in their ship they came across another vessel of unknown origin
*my voice*
attention imperial craft, you are tresspassing in my teritory leave now or we can discuss other terms
To which comes the static-filled reply of:
"What the hell is this? Why are you giving me a soggy money!? How am I supposed to buy anything with a soggy money? Nobody's going to want this money! It's all soggy! I can't buy more booze with a soggy money!"
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2009/12/12 18:50:55
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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*opens vid channel*
you three are idiots thats all i have to say now leave
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 19:09:43
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Calculating Commissar
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*Gives Shas'o the pressed fruit-bowl*
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2009/12/12 19:15:08
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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what is this?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 19:28:42
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Calculating Commissar
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Jeeze, your buddies aren't big enough a  holes if they haven't gotten you with that yet.
When one of your buddies is standing near a window and isn't looking, you drop your pants and press your junk on the window, then knock on it.
The expression you get is always priceless.
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2009/12/12 19:31:36
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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you have 10 secs
*weapons are charging up
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 19:35:59
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Calculating Commissar
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floats over to Tau ship and plugs barrels of all weapons with empties, then returns to own ship, soils self, vomits, and passes out.
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2009/12/12 19:38:29
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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*sigh* humans and their need for balistic weaponry
you do realise that my weapons dont use bullets right?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 19:55:18
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Calculating Commissar
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"I want Denny's. Where's Denny's? You there! Blue Spacefishcamel! Do you have a Denny's on your flyamajig? I need a Steak Sammich and Runny, Raw Eggs. Mmmm, Denny's" 
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2009/12/12 20:02:41
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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sure place your head in this cannon barrel..... er i mean sensor so that they can make what you crave the most
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 20:05:42
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Calculating Commissar
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*Crawls into cannon... long silent period... re-emerges with a takeout bag of Denny's, much to Shas'o's confusion and displeasure*
"Thanks!" 
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2009/12/12 20:14:11
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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wait............ how'd that get in there? *walks off, hears arguing in tau, hears gunshot* there, problem solved.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 20:16:21
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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I would have been turned to servitor because I would promote inovation.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2009/12/12 20:22:25
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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a'hem CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/13 03:29:27
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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*looks into the air* "Is that you god?"
The man in golden armor slaps him across the face. "No, I'm the Emperor."
GundamMerc starts squealing like a little school girl. "Oh my god! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I can't belie-"
"Silence! I need you to take this melta bomb, and plant it on that tau ship. When you do, press this big red button." The Emperor hands the bomb over to GundamMerc.
Pressing the button, GundamMerc says, "You mean like this?"
"NO! YOU JUST ARMED IT YOU IDIOT! NOW IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE IN 10 SECONDS!"
GundamMerc doesn't think, just reacts, and throws it into a random storage area. The bomb goes off, destroying that room and some of the one on the deck below.
"Oh, dammit. That was Shadowbrand's cocaine room. I wonder if he was in there at the time?"
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2009/12/13 05:12:08
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
An unknown location in the Warp
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cocaine? where??? anyways while metallifan and that tau guy are arguing over who has the biggest....ship...cough! Me and my crew cruise past you guys in ouf phat lowrider, kuztomized by Xcibit!
YEAH WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST ONE NOW??? 
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2009/12/13 07:01:24
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Calculating Commissar
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What? No we were arguing over how drunk I was, my nuts, and Denny's! And you were on my ship, by the way! Now pour me another one!
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2009/12/13 15:28:36
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/269422.page
This is what would happen. Except we would be a part of the Imperium. And we would worship cheese.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2009/12/14 06:19:58
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
An unknown location in the Warp
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metallifan wrote:What? No we were arguing over how drunk I was, my nuts, and Denny's! And you were on my ship, by the way! Now pour me another one!
feth, yeah looks like I'm drunk as well...
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2009/12/14 10:02:44
Subject: If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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*chases after imperial ship*
hey!!! get back here i havn't finished annoying you yet!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/14 10:14:09
Subject: Re:If we were nothing but a tiny planet in the Imperium...
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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This has gone wwaayy off topic.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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