-sigh- just to make everyone laugh.

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**alexwars1**

"No! Don't use your storm bolters! Make them throw their Power Fists!"
"This isn't dangerous for Space Marines 'cause their more disciplined and wont get hit by needles"(this makes sense in context)
"I put my dreadnought back into the drop-pod so he can deep strike somewhere else"
"I want to use my captain in other games so he gets a 2+ invulnerable save, ok?

I have many more, but the more I think about this, the more depressed I get.

**Bookwrack**

"You donkey-cave! You blew up my house! I was standing on that!"

**Captain Solon**

from my most recent:

NONONO. MY STORM SHIELDS GIVE A 1+ ARMOURSAVE. THEY HIDE BEHIND IT. DUH.

My terminators get to teleport because they can in DOW2.

My land raider has 2 DL lascannons and a DL assault cannon.

my rhino has AV 15/14/13

My SM all have BS2, so they hit on a 2+.

My scouts are terrorists, so they carry IED's. They're S10 AP1, Large blast assault 10

**Emperors Faithful**

DarkReaver wrote:
"My Vindicator is more than half covered by it's big dozer plow thing, how do I not get a 4+ cover save from the hull being obscured?"

Someone tried to pull that on me as well.

Captain Solon wrote:from my most recent:

NONONO. MY STORM SHIELDS GIVE A 1+ ARMOURSAVE. THEY HIDE BEHIND IT. DUH.

Same thing, my opponent argued that since with Thundersheilds give him a 3+ invo, going to ground made it a 2+.

A recent one in a Tau v IG game.

IG player rolls a 5 for his difficult terrain move. Somehow, he moves the entire 20 man squad past a thick wall and out of difficult terrain altogether.

Tau Player: Oh. That's interesting.
IG Player: What?
Tau Player: Well, I never knew.
IG Player: Never knew what?
Tau Player: That the average guardsmen had the 'wraith' special rule.
IG Player: They don't.
Tau Player: Really? ...wow, then this whole IG army is comprised entirely of ninja's? Most impressive!
IG Player moves his platoon back a little

I had to contain my laughter as I watched. (I know the Tau player was being a smartass but it really was that funny)

**shas'o vera**

wuestenfux wrote:How do 10 Marines fit into a Rhino?

the cunning use of hand rails and sitting in each others lap

**Captain Solon**

"You cannot shoot All the weapons on a land raider if you stay still, it's too many to fire 6 weapons."
"My orks are gonna be used in another part of this campaign, so they all get 2+ invulnerable saves, kool?"
"Yeah, go ahead, shoot me. but don't shoot my models, I need them."
"How the hell can more then 6 SM not fit into that Razorback? I mean, there is space in there, isn't there?"
"since when is a SM sv+ 3+?"
"My orks Sv is 2+, okay?" - no 'ardboyz, just normal no extra point orks.

**shas'o vera**

Captain Solon wrote:"You cannot shoot All the weapons on a land raider if you stay still, it's too many to fire 6 weapons."
"My orks are gonna be used in another part of this campaign, so they all get 2+ invulnerable saves, kool?"
"Yeah, go ahead, shoot me. but don't shoot my models, I need them."
"How the hell can more then 6 SM not fit into that Razorback? I mean, there is space in there, isn't there?"
"since when is a SM sv+ 3+?"
"My orks Sv is 2+, okay?" - no 'ardboyz, just normal no extra point orks.

1. lol

2. that guy is an idiot

3. still an idiot

4. does he know that there's a big gun on the top?

5. since they were made

6. hey is such an

**Grimm**

wuestenfux wrote:How do 10 Marines fit into a Rhino?

Was that what someone said or are you just mentioning it. I was thinking that the other day.

My favourite quote was
"They're tyranids. They have claws. Of course they can climb over each other". He says this while piling guant after gaunt, on top of each other into my orks. I think there was a carni in there too. The pile was about 3 inches high in a ring around my boys. The game had to end there.

**metallifan**

Wow... I've never run into any of this. Ever. The hell kind of places do you people play in?

Now, basement games. Those generate fun quotes:

"And I'm firing my Battlecannon at the Taco Hut" (Yes, I have a Taco Hut in my Terrain set )
"You bastard! Everyone knows Nids need Tacos to survive!"
"They'll just have to order from another Taco Hut then."
*Battlecannon misses the resteraunt by 8 Inches*
"..."
"... ... ...Homo"
"Shut up."

"I think I'm going to be a dick and charge my Company Champion into your Firewarriors, and watch the squishy action"
"What're the stats on his weapon again?"
"Strength 10, AP F**k you."

"This is my Carnifex. His name is Humpasaurus Rex. All of his rolls are Instant Wound/Penatrating, for obvious reasons."
"Dude... No. Just... No. Wrong."

**Terje-Tubby**

Axyl wrote:You know...if I had a dollar every time Solon made a post that didn't make any sense, then I would have exactly 182 dollars.

You know, just because his first report had some faults don`t mean he can`t make sense. Solon, i was critical about you at first, but you have proven you`re a fine member of Dakka.
There, now that that`s settled, 7 is a nice one

**Captain Solon**

"You can't fire that bolter!"
"Why?"
"He's reloading."
--
"My Catachans get 'well be back'
"how?"
"they're so many of them."
--
then of my own.
"Don't shoot my land raider."
"Why?"
"You don't have any tanks, it's useless against you."
The tank managed to kill 2 fexes and 14 gaunts.

**shas'o vera**

one of mine:
dude thats a defiler, but whats that on its arm?
well, thats a missile
no its a........
not it isn't you SICKOOOO
well, at least it wasn't as bad as your other invention, what was is called? the croch cannon
IMA FIRRIN MEH LAZ000RRRRR

**Brother SRM**

My trukk gets shot and instead of careening into a unit of Guardsmen, just falls apart.

"That's no fun :("

**the_ferrett**

"Why are you going there. I can't hit you without going off the board." (Me talking about SAG scatter)
"I just feel like it."
"If you insist..."
I aim at a different one of his squads and it scatters directly onto the movbed squad. ><

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

shas'o vera wrote:IMA FIRRIN MEH LAZ000RRRRR

What? I say this all the time

!

"Your turn Faunt, what you gonna' do?"
"FIRE ALL LAZOOOOOORRRRRSSS!!!"

Anyway, my best (and by that I mean, worst, if you get my meaning) quotes came from a "Experienced" Dark angels player, who'd been playing for at least a year:

"No no no, we can't BOTH have green armies!"
"But they have the word wing in their name, so they must be able to fly!"
"Where does it say I have to take Tactical squads (DA players should get this one

?"
"Everyone knows that Snipers rend on a 2+"
And my favourite:

"But their THOUSAND sons, so you need a THOUSAND in each unit!"

**Cambak**

One of my favorites is

"What do you mean your tank is in cover, I can see it out in the open?"

Some one's reply to when I started that my Chimera had a 4+ cover save because it poped smoke.

Another is

"It's a sniper, it can shoot what ever it wants."

I let him and he misses

"... shut up..."

**Captain Solon**

Ok, I'll fire my plasma cannon at your grots
= hits OT =
haha! 5 2+ wounds. you get no save.
= all die. =
Wait! I'm going prone!
= 'goes to ground' =
Haha! heres your 6+ save.
= 1 saved =
next turn.
Ok I move these (same) grots here.
=twitch=
You can't do that.
Why?
They've gone to ground.
Nuuh! they went prone! they can move 2".

**shas'o vera**

the_ferrett wrote:"Why are you going there. I can't hit you without going off the board." (Me talking about SAG scatter)
"I just feel like it."
"If you insist..."
I aim at a different one of his squads and it scatters directly onto the movbed squad. ><

hmmm it looks like the GW gods dont like that guy