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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 07:32:10
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Calaban raises a very good point. I can't think of any race that has as much fun as orks. They have a blast!
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out. This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 09:06:55
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Krazed Killa Kan
Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos
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Tau are the only "good" race (They have no desire to wipe out entire planets just because the natives refuse to join the Greater Good, they were perfectly willing to let the Imperium retreat after they got curb stomped during the Damocles Gulf Crusade, etc.) but the Orks are the comic relief army.
As for any bright parts of the Grimdark grimness that is the darkgrim of the grim dark darkness in the grimdark 41st Millennium...well, I think the best real explanation is that the universe is huge, and there are certainly races out there that haven't been discovered by man, machine or xenos. Heck, there are probably even other colonist ships that were lost during the Dark Age that went on to become thriving colonies with no war or strife. Fulgrim describes the discovery of one such colony ship, the Diasporex, who allied themselves with xenos and went on to live happy, bright lives...at least until the Legions caught up with them.
Oh, and I've heard that Grey Knights are pretty shiny...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 11:40:21
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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High-tech paradise worlds are the best.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 13:00:12
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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SOB slumber parties.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 15:04:14
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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IvanTih wrote:tigonesskay wrote:minigun762 wrote:KevlarPaperclips wrote:A Slaanesh demon world sounds pretty fun.
Only if you're on top!

...And every other position in between 
You heretics disgust me,only the Emperor blessed and sanctified prostitutes are non-heretical.
Sanctified prostitutes??? 100% certified STD free and passed the 100 point safety check!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/11 03:31:33
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne
Dubuque, IA
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the brightest part of the 41st millenium is the most inportant thing in all things, life, that very gift is the light of the universe.
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Death to the False Emperor!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/11 04:18:34
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Yellin' Yoof
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I'd like being an Ork. All the fun and Dakka...burny dances, build what you want, speed, fun fungus beer parties...
too bad there are no chicks...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/11 19:48:34
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Guardsman with Flashlight
Kaiserslautern,Germany
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You can use Sguigs if you get bored.. I am not so sure about grots and snotlings.. lets not think about this any more.
YECH.
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When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
— Parody of the Litany of Command, popular among Commissar Cadets +++
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/11 19:55:27
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Umber Guard
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The brightest part of the 41st millenium?
When everybody re-discoverd old simpsons episodes and watched them all together =D
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Lord Scythican wrote:
You know what is worse than not getting jokes?
The Holocaust.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/11 20:04:33
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
Toledo, Ohio
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Da brightest point of my day?
Stompin' over grotz to get to a 'umie to bash. Dey'z so fun to smash! It'z a right riot!
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Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/11 23:30:05
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Krazed Killa Kan
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KevlarPaperclips wrote:A Slaanesh demon world sounds pretty fun.
Providing you have a lifetime supply of oven-mitts!
Squigs are pretty bright and cheery (well not gulpa/buzza/face-bita ones) they are cute, squishy and made of fungus. Imagine the scene from finding nemo with Dory and the tiny jellyfish...
Either that or a Callidus Temple, just you and a bunch of women who take drugs that allow them to change their physical form!
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/11 23:37:45
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Despised Traitorous Cultist
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I like the KILLING part!
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heh, i just started back wargaming after a loooooong hiatus, forgot some rules too, feel free to pm me to get me up to date with everything thats happened since may 2010
painting dark angels atm
my first army! CHAOS! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/12 02:59:44
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Devastating Dark Reaper
Tennessee
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The Eldar's outlook on their future.
Seriously, when we finally die off all our souls will combine together to form Cpt.PlanetSuperMegatronDeathGod that will rid the universe of Chaos.
It is the ultimate final middle finger.
Oh and the Emperor hes pretty bright too. I mean srsly you got to have shades just to look at him.
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Elthrai - Doom, Inexorable fate, Hope
10,000+ 3,500 - 4,000-
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/14 07:44:24
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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The Emperor,the Chuck Norris and the "good" guy of 40k.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/14 13:09:39
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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Being a Rogue Trader, I think.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/14 14:26:22
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Screaming Banshee
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The Ecclesiarchial seat (I forget the name of the planet) looks pretty... Just be suitably devout?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/15 00:32:37
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Huge Hierodule
United States
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/15 11:13:57
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Horrific Howling Banshee
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hmm... the best thing that can happen to you in the 40k universe... Living in a nice estate on Gudrun and not getting old enough to make any enemies
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custom craftworld "Kuro-i" 1400pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/15 19:24:13
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Savage Minotaur
Chicago
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Eldar Paradise World.
Pina-Colada song plays all day.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/15 19:44:07
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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This is my bright spot
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/16 15:13:12
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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tigonesskay wrote:IvanTih wrote:tigonesskay wrote:minigun762 wrote:KevlarPaperclips wrote:A Slaanesh demon world sounds pretty fun.
Only if you're on top!

...And every other position in between 
You heretics disgust me,only the Emperor blessed and sanctified prostitutes are non-heretical.
Sanctified prostitutes??? 100% certified STD free and passed the 100 point safety check! 
Try searching Hierodule at any dictionary... and then search what FW thinks a Hierodule should look like. That´s a lot of grimdark there.
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/16 16:03:00
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Sinewy Scourge
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I am glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/16 16:20:08
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Unrelenting Rubric Terminator of Tzeentch
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daedalusaf wrote:I'd like being an Ork. All the fun and Dakka...burny dances, build what you want, speed, fun fungus beer parties...
too bad there are no chicks...
Did I hear someone say "Squad Broken"  ...
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DR:90S+G++MB+I+Pw40k07++D++A++/eWD-R+++T(Ot)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/18 00:04:59
Subject: Re:What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:SOB slumber parties. 
Oh yeah babyyyyyyyyyyy
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/18 00:33:15
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Oh, Orks seem to have the most fun by far! All the other races spend most of their time just moping about - what a bringdown. Imagine being stuck talking to an Eldar at a party - 'oh yeah, our race is totally doomed, blah blah blah slaanesh blah bla blah...'
Yawn!
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/18 02:22:08
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I have to pick the Blood Angels. Their primarch sacrificed himself so the Emperor could defeat Horus and as a result the chapter has a curse stitched into their geneseed. Rather than succumb to the Black Rage the Blood Angels have stayed true to their original course. There are many chapters that left the Imperium for much less.
G
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/18 09:06:13
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Still, that's a bit 'heavy' isn't it? I mean, too much angst - not exactly 'fun' is it?
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/18 09:15:09
Subject: What are the brightest parts of the grimdark in the 41st millenium?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Partyhammer 40k is pretty sweet.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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