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Im confused... was she letting you live at her house for free?

Because thats not something available to anyone normally.
And she certainly cares about you if she lets you for free...
Im worried that there is more story behind this whole thing perhaps stemmed from your friends that we know about.

Personally, I always avoid conflict, unless I really need to put the foot down with the missus (lilac walls in the kitchen?! Not while I'm living here, dearest).

Thus if I were faced with this situation, I'd walk away from the individual and never look back.

You could handle it like Southpark - get a prostitute to brush her teeth with this chick's toothbrush, get her to cough on all her food, etc...

Like they say, "If you can't beat em', at least give em' Herpes" or... Something like that.

Albatross wrote:My solution? Pay a smackhead £10 to lick her face.

I can get behind that. But it seems pricey.

Become a smackhead yourself, and then lick her in the face.

Cover your face with smack, have her lick, and then she's a smackhead.

/thread

I'll give you my personal thoughts, Dok, I'm not joking in anyway.

I've dealt with these kind of people before, and I went on the Steve Wilkos (a local version in chicago of the Jerry Springer show, except Steve is the bouncer(s) on his show.

A girl that I knew all my life ruined my relationship with my Ex-Ex-Ex, who I was actually engaged with for a very short time. She spread lies that I was cheating on my fiance, and my fiance was best friends with this hag. My fiance ended the relationship because of this.

I restrained my revolver arm, and sent steve a letter to help me, and to utterly destroy her life (I put that in the letter)

He accepted, and I basically destroyed her life, as she had no evidence, I had been with my fiance for 4 years, and that I was utterly faithful.

Didn't even phase her, she called me a cheating bastard on T.V. and denied it. Basically, Steve then stepped in and called her a lieing dumb bitch, and she left.

Apologies for the language...that episode of my life still stings a bit.

It works, Dok, its not mean after what I hear she did. I hope you have the restraint like I did when you and her are on the show to punch her in her lying face.

Give her hell.

@Karon: Are there clips of this on Youtube or anywhere else? Not saying it didn't happen. Just saying I want to see it.

I voted yes. It's the most entertaining solution.

When in doubt...go with the option that will make the better story 5 years from now.

Camera's aren't allowed in the show, but I guess you could find it on youtube through a T.V. taping, I've never personally looked it up myself, but you might get lucky, you'll probably know when you see it.

Uh... You wanna take her to a TV show?

I think it's a bad idea. If she is messing in your friends group, fix it in you friends group. If she is able to lie in a court, she is able to lie a studio and spread a ton of BS of you for pleasure of all the viewers.

The Good Doktor wrote:I am somewhat innocent of all accusations.

Somewhat? Is that like being sorta at fault?

RustyKnight wrote:

The Good Doktor wrote:I am somewhat innocent of all accusations.

Somewhat? Is that like being sorta at fault?

Yeah, that's like saying you sort of murdered someone because you pushed them off a cliff but it was their fault that they couldn't fly.

Make the bitch pay. Humiliate her. Tho it could backfire.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
But just last week, I was at a particular persons house for a few days, until things kind of blew up in my face. I'll spare all the details, suffice to say things changed incredibly quickly, when the girl decided that I had been spreading rumours about her, claiming I'd been sleeping with her, and slagging off her Mum to all who would listen. Suffice to say, I am not one to bite the hand that feeds me, so I am somewhat innocent of all accusations.

My immediate concern and reaction to reading especially this part is.

We need to find the truth behind this.

Was there indeed such rumors spreading?
If so , by whom? If she is insane and spreading the rumor herself , then she is bad.
but i have suspicions it would be by your male friends , even if it was meant to be a joke.

I vote no. Also, I couldn't quite understand from the original post... is the girl who is spreading rumors the one who's place you were staying at? If not, ignore this... but if so, and you knew that already, what made you stay at her place (even out of desperation?)?

I just don't think it's worth it... people on both sides on those shows always end up with egg on their face, and I'd just spend more time with the friends you have who aren't lying behind your back...

DO IT DO IT DO IT.

Because you can!

I think by doing this you'd be stepping into her arena... much better to strike back in a way she's not going to be so very, very used to dealing with. Heck, she may even like the attention.

Better to do something sneaky that will just make her realize that no one believes her.

IN all seriousness, have you considered just sleeping with her?

Do the Show!

Cleanse her with holy fire on-air!! Have a list of times and places and texts and witnesses.

Turn it into a trial!!

D O I T !

I've never seen one of those Springer style shows and thought 'among all that human waste that guy over there is standing out as a sane, balanced human being.' Everyone on there always ends up looking like pathetic losers.

If you don't mind that in order to make some horrible lady look bad, then go for it.

Do it,show the nutty girl what you get when you attack one of the dakkaites.

RiTides wrote:I vote no. Also, I couldn't quite understand from the original post... is the girl who is spreading rumors the one who's place you were staying at? If not, ignore this... but if so, and you knew that already, what made you stay at her place (even out of desperation?)?

I just don't think it's worth it... people on both sides on those shows always end up with egg on their face, and I'd just spend more time with the friends you have who aren't lying behind your back...

Better idea. Do it Pomona style. Get a chola girlfriend.
Tell her how you were wronged.
Your new chola girlfriend will find her and deal with her, usually in front of a lot of other people. Forget catfight. A Chola will you up permanent.
My old GF would cut you faster than you could blink. I respected that.

I've got an idea get everyone to ignore her and if you're lucky she'll think she's dead and a ghost or simply go insane like those annoying little hyperactive dogs when they want your attention

Wait I just got the best idea ever, I'm super cereal. Watch the Dog Whisperer and take notes, all your friends do this as well; watch at least. Then everyone uses the same techniques on her. By the sounds of it you may want gloves if you're going to to the neck pinch thing he does. Or get Super Nanny or whatever plan TV gives you.

All I ask, is if this happens, put it on youtube so I can watch the hilarity. And make sure you punch her, it makes for good tv

This seems like the punchline of "Good Idea, Bad Idea".

sebster wrote:I've never seen one of those Springer style shows and thought 'among all that human waste that guy over there is standing out as a sane, balanced human being.' Everyone on there always ends up looking like pathetic losers.

If you don't mind that in order to make some horrible lady look bad, then go for it.

QFT.

Do it!

And post the YouTube afterwards!