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A darlek from doctor who staring at some stairs and saying: F***

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Catyrpelius wrote:My favortie Tshirt of all time is a simple black T-shirt with the following words written in white.


Cannerus is a KillJoy


Now THAT was funny!

kronk wrote:Meh. I'm already married. I'm wearing whatever the hell I want!

EDIT: Pending wife's approval...


As was that!
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

helgrenze wrote:This.. from OOTS


OK..I must have this shirt.


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Way on back in the deep caves

This one
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gamer shirt


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The Ministry of Love: Room 101

One of my mates has a T that states: "He Loves the C*ck" with an arrow pointing to the left.
He was wearing it while we were down the street one day with a jumper on... he took his jumper off and it took us about 15 minutes to realise why people were giving us funny looks...good times.

My favorite nerdy shirt that I own is a Penny Arcade one that simply states: Lifes a Lich..and then you never die", my favorite non nerdy shirt I own is a picture of two people apparently trying to kiss while wearing gas masks with the words "Love is in the Air" above them, always found it hilarious for some reason.

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The XKCD ones are pretty awesome.




My personal favorite:


And of course:


Ah, gotta love nerd/geek humor.

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The Netherlands

Hmmmm, can't find a picture of it but I've seen it about 10 years ago and can still remember it. It was a black t-shirt with on the back a text that went something like:

"You think those black uniforms, jackboots and marching are all so cool. But in the real 4th Reich you'd probably be one of the first to be murdered."

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Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.

found another one I really like,


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London

I have this one



Except that my one has a small helicopter in the background that he has just leaped out of.
   
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New Orleans, LA

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"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again!"used to be a shirt I owned.
Also,

"Don't interrupt me while I'm talking to myself."

"I put the "func" in dysfunction."
"I put the sex in dyslexia."

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I enjoy my shirt with the following phrase on it:

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Most of the time it is not the shirt that is funny but the idiot in it just like this loser:


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OKC, Oklahoma

Hmm.. had one that said "I'm with Stupid" and pointed down.

Had another that said "I do what the voices in your head tell me."

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Joplin, MO

I like my shirt that I was wearing the day I met my girl. "I know the voices aren't real but they have some pretty good ideas."

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And one from explosm:

God looking down at earth, throwing meteors, while he says: OH CRAP! DINOSAURS!
   
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In your head, screwing with your thoughts...

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...I think I've found my position then.

   
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Chicago IL

halonachos wrote:


Looks like me o.o

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basically every t-shirt on topatoco.com.
   
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Southeastern PA, USA

Saw one in NYC years ago...white block letters on black shirt:

F*** YOU, YOU F***ING F***.

I liked its bluntness. *shrug*

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Chicago IL

dietrich wrote:PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals


Hell Ya!

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dietrich wrote:PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals


Every animal has a place on this earth.


Right next to the mash potatoes and corn.

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This

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If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

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