Funniest shirt you have ever seen?

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**CaragaraPDF**

What is the funniest shirt you have ever seen?

**WARBOSS TZOO**

MY NAME IS DRACULA AND I AM A TWILIGHT

a lot of Dinosaur Comics tshirts are also pretty good

**Quintinus**

**CaragaraPDF**

**snurl**

I AM A BOMB
DISPOSAL
TECHNICIAN
IF YOU SEE
ME RUNNING
TRY TO KEEP UP

**Khornholio**

The Teen Wolf shirt wins hands down.

**Jihadnik**

I have two...only one I can wear, but the other, I just had to buy.

The first one is just a plain white shirt with 'I had sex with the girl from Hanson' on it. That's the one I would never actually wear!

And the other has 'There are two people having sex on my back' written on the front, and then on the back is a picture of Jesus with a thumbs up, and it says, 'Just kidding, Jesus Loves you!'

I wear that to church...

**squilverine**

Just a plain T with "I woulndn't stick it in you to clean it" on the front

**helgrenze**

This.. from OOTS

**Chrysaor686**

**olympia**

please forgive the mild profanity--the cuteness of the infant more than compensates I hope.

edit: profanity redacted

**filbert**

I would take that down sharpish Olympia - Dakka rules prevent linking to pictures with profanity.

And as an aside, I am by no means a prude, but I would hardly consider it 'mild' especially given this is supposed to be a family friendly site.

**kronk**

I have the following shirts:

A friend of mine owns this one:

My friends wife owns this one:

My wife will not allow me to buy this shirt:

Or this one:

**Morathi's Darkest Sin**

Mine,

I also like the Bomb disposal one mentioned above.

**Alpharius**

Heh!

Some good ones in here that I hadn't seen yet - keep 'em coming!

**brandon noble**

CaragaraPDF wrote:

My dad loves this shirt. I'm pretty sure there's a reason why...

**ShivanAngel**

not as much funny as pure awesomeness!!!

**J.Black**

A black shirt with " I left my other shirt at your Mom's house " on the front.

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

I'm going to sound judgmental here, but please, if you remotely care about anything, don't wear shirts with "clever" phrases. They're not funny and they make you look nerdy in the really bad way. Especially if you plan an approaching a girl or something equivalent ever, it's typically a huge turn down waiting to happen. Also buy shirts that fit, not ones that are are cut in straight lines and would only fit a robot. Never wear a shirt with holes (fashion statements exempt), and NEVER tuck your tshirt in! I don't know how these people can leave the house looking how they do :(

**Da Boss**

Cannerus, c'mon. Funny tee shirts aren't THAT bad.

**Catyrpelius**

My favortie Tshirt of all time is a simple black T-shirt with the following words written in white.

Cannerus is a KillJoy

**Shadowbrand**

This, although i'm not sure how many non-Canadians will get it.

**Jackal**

OT: love the Bomb shirt

Cannerus: you find that being a killjoy is also a turn-off.
People with a good sense of humor are liked.

So, you going to post a pic of a shirt, or just keep the killjoy times rolling?

**Da Boss**

I have the Dr McNinja one with the gorrila and shark hi fiving out of an explosion:
http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-HIGHFIVE&Category_Code=002

Also got this one:
http://www.computergear.com/resisfuttshi.html

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

I'm just doing my civic duty to get a higher percentage of Dakka laid

Wingman, away!

**kronk**

Meh. I'm already married. I'm wearing whatever the hell I want!

EDIT: Pending wife's approval...

**ShivanAngel**

Yeah already married so i wear whatever i want.

You wouldnt believe how many people even at target and what not (females included) say something about the "guns dont kill people, magic missile do"

**Cheesecat**

Shadowbrand wrote:This, although i'm not sure how many non-Canadians will get it.

I don't see any thing.

**Shadowbrand**

How about this one?

*Edit* Screw it. Heres a youtube link it may be a tad NSFW.

It was a t-shirt about the green bastard from trailer park boys. XD

**Cheesecat**

Shadowbrand wrote:

How about this one?

Oh wait didn't notice the youtube vid.