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**Battle Brother Lucifer**

That made me laugh so hard

**Blood Raven 5th Company**

I was playing with a friend. First time playing warhammer, i let her play my beloved Marines...
First turn: she takes out half of my army.
In the end she destroys my entire army the only units of hers dead is 2 bikers she accidentally killed.

**Vargtass**

Curis wrote:I can guarantee this has never been posted here before.

I... you... derp!

This is what the thread should be about, new awesome content!

**Lotet**

here's some picture I commissioned from an artist years ago

tried scanning my picture but it came out too bright, so you get this.

**abaddon=gargamel**

Awesome picture.
How many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler:

**Cambak**

abaddon=gargamel wrote:Awesome picture.
How many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler:

Three. One to screw it in, one to call it heresy, and one to try to harness the power of the bulb.

I always thought it was

Spoiler:

**Asherian Command**

I once played a friend and at the begining of the game his chaplain throws a vortex grenade it comesback and kills him and the entire squad. For the rest of the game I just killed stragglers as the grenade went on a kill rampage as it destoryed 2/3 of his army which was packed closely together. XD

**purplefood**

On the note of plot inconsistancies it turns out Logan Grimnar was mentored by Wolf Priest Ulrik the Slayer and was chapter master at the first battle of Armageddon where Ulrik the Slayer became a Wolf Priest...

Automatically Appended Next Post:
It also appears that both Logan Grimnar and Uskar E. Creed were in overll charge of the defense of Cadia during Abbadons 13th Black Crusade.

**Shadowbrand**

- Edited by moderator. Let's keep it family-friendly, folks. -

**Asherian Command**

*crickets*
OH NOW I GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHA!

**Inquisitor_Syphonious**

Cambak wrote:
abaddon=gargamel wrote:Awesome picture.
How many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler:

Three. One to screw it in, one to call it heresy, and one to try to harness the power of the bulb.

I always thought it was

Spoiler:

Three. One to screw it in, one to call it heresy, and one to deny its existence.

I always thought it was something like this:

Spoiler:

**cyrax777**

This flash always cracks me up http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/527363 Space hulk

**Tekksama**

Heres a song written for an ancient obscure Chaos IC from like 2nd Ed. It always makes me laugh. Ive always thought of it sung as a Johnny Cash diddy.

"Out of the mists of chaos he rides, bike in his crotch and sword at his side!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
He fights his own war, takes his own track, If he doesn't bail he might make his points back!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom rider.
Na na, na na.
Fights with fury of a dozen men, Spends two turns on the field then he's gone again...
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
His bike squeals as it ploughs on through the nearest guard, His skull is flaming as his daemon sword gets hard!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
He's a killer and he's bursting out for fun! Screaming off, now he's gone, someone rolled a one!"

**blood reaper**

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/517327

**Renbags**

I kissed a Spawn and I liked iiiit

**Mr Nobody**

That's it, I must pull out my secret weapon!

**Monster Rain**

**Mr Nobody**

That's why you worship tzeentch.

**Devastator**

why that sorcerer have mark of khorne....

**vodo40k**

ITS GO TIME!!!

**Witzkatz**

That comic with the inquisitor and the callidus assassin is hilarious. Where can one find more of those? I searched deviantart from time to time, but still there seem to be more from the same author elsewhere.

**Renbags**

Even in death i still serve

hahaha awesome stuff

**Grey Templar**

Witzkatz wrote:That comic with the inquisitor and the callidus assassin is hilarious. Where can one find more of those? I searched deviantart from time to time, but still there seem to be more from the same author elsewhere.

I belive it's from 4-chan

**ChiliPowderKeg**

Witzkatz wrote:That comic with the inquisitor and the callidus assassin is hilarious. Where can one find more of those? I searched deviantart from time to time, but still there seem to be more from the same author elsewhere.

Here's where it come from http://mr-culexus.deviantart.com/

Try checking in his scraps section for things that seem missing. If they're still missing, it's time to hit /tg/ and hope for a thread dedicated to him/his characters.

**Lord of battles**

Their goes my smile....

**ChiliPowderKeg**

Lord of battles wrote:Their goes my smile....

Apologies

**Mr Nobody**

I read some stuff, it's okay I guess.

**crudcakes**

http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?imgurl=http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o319/Bwendan_2007/funny40kDaemonettes.jpg&imgrefurl=http://40kaos.forumotion.com/40k-fluff-f38/funny-40k-pics-t361.htm&h=600&w=750&sz=115&tbnid=konRR5tTmslDVM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=141&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfunny%2B40k&zoom=1&q=funny+40k&usg=__fWx3YLkt6GN2MlJY2JFF8gvhJCk=&sa=X&ei=z4e-TLiUDpL0tgPoh4mZDQ&ved=0CBkQ9QEwAA

funny

**Renbags**

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_2HAuhOIOb6s/R8skPiuV1eI/AAAAAAAACgw/twrNX0-cTxY/40k+Awkward+Moments.jpg
and
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3084/commissarhugs.jpg

**vodo40k**

Grey Templar wrote:
Witzkatz wrote:That comic with the inquisitor and the callidus assassin is hilarious. Where can one find more of those? I searched deviantart from time to time, but still there seem to be more from the same author elsewhere.

I belive it's from 4-chan

No its from DA, search "Mr Culexus"