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2010/10/20 15:25:13
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Ninjabread was good thanx for posting.
Couple things I haven't seen before.
Also these threads get locked becasue of swearing, but mostly because of hosting pictures in the dakka gallery that don't belong there.
Inb4 that happens.
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2010/10/20 18:44:51
Subject: Re:40k Humor!
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Sniping Hexa
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MORE LULZ!!!
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
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2010/10/21 18:23:08
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The smoke Cleared from the UltraMarine fusillade that had lit up lord Dakroth's Terminator Retinue. Revealed was the defiant figure of the Chaos lord, black blood bubbling from various wounds and shards of ceramite crumbling from red hot impact sites that littered his baroque armour. The Lord laughed heartily as he released his daemon weapon and prepared to charge the Spacemarine lines. Just as he Leapt into a furious charge he heard an odd sound, to his right the cupola mounted storm bolter of a loyalist Rhino turned to face him. It promptly barked a short salvo. The Chaos lord fell..
NEVER FORGET YOUR RHINO'S STORM BOLTER!!!!
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2010/10/21 19:21:09
Subject: Re:40k Humor!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Kark, deamon prince of Khorn, roared in triumph.
the battle had been long and bloody, and all that remained of both sides was himself and the Corpse worshiping marine's leader.
all that was between them was a forest.
Kark lept into the air upon his mighty wings and landed in the forest preparing to charge out and slaughter the lone survivor.
Kark then tripped on a log and died 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/10/21 21:33:04
Subject: Re:40k Humor!
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Finland... the country next to Sweden? No! That's Norway! Finland is to the east! No! That's Russia!
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I got some too old ones though
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Sweet Jesus, Nurgle and Slaanesh in the same box!?
No, just Nurgle and Slaanesh, Jesus will be sold seperately in a blister.
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2010/10/23 03:45:57
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Furious Raptor
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kitch102 wrote:Ahriman - "My lord Primarch, how do you cast the time warp?"
Magnus - "It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again...."
Ahriman - "O.....K...... (best call the Space Wolves, Magnus has lost it again)"
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2010/10/23 13:43:26
Subject: Re:40k Humor!
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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A couple of my earlier works and some more recent pieces :
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2010/10/23 21:14:55
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Furious Raptor
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kitch102 wrote:Ahriman - "My lord Primarch, how do you cast the time warp?"
Magnus - "It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again...."
Ahriman - "O.....K...... (best call the Space Wolves, Magnus has lost it again)"
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2010/10/24 10:23:51
Subject: Re:40k Humor!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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2010/10/28 22:12:01
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Furious Raptor
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kitch102 wrote:Ahriman - "My lord Primarch, how do you cast the time warp?"
Magnus - "It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again...."
Ahriman - "O.....K...... (best call the Space Wolves, Magnus has lost it again)"
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2010/10/28 22:16:33
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Scouting Shadow Warrior
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haha nice one crudcakes
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If god give you lemons-
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! |
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2010/10/28 22:26:21
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Another shameless plug for my old web comic.
The humor's too rude to post any examples of it here.
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2010/10/28 22:47:13
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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I lol'd at that one crudecakes.
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2010/10/29 01:41:38
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Roarin' Runtherd
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2010/10/31 02:57:22
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Furious Raptor
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Wow lot of links!
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kitch102 wrote:Ahriman - "My lord Primarch, how do you cast the time warp?"
Magnus - "It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again...."
Ahriman - "O.....K...... (best call the Space Wolves, Magnus has lost it again)"
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2010/10/31 14:06:16
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Screaming Banshee
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Does it REALLY hurt to just use the [img] thing?
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2010/10/31 14:35:26
Subject: Re:40k Humor!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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took em all and have them cycling through my desktop display 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/10/31 17:02:36
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Henners91 wrote:Does it REALLY hurt to just use the [img] thing?
Yes it does. Apparently someone doesn't want to worship Slaanesh 
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2010/11/03 06:51:11
Subject: 40k Humor!
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Furious Raptor
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Ha, slaneesh.
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kitch102 wrote:Ahriman - "My lord Primarch, how do you cast the time warp?"
Magnus - "It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.
Let's do the time-warp again...."
Ahriman - "O.....K...... (best call the Space Wolves, Magnus has lost it again)"
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Marshal Helo's Strike Force: 1700 points (Complete)
