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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

A Black Ram wrote:
EmilCrane wrote:I remember once I went into a museum and on the top floor they had a room (with the lights dimmed) full of animal trophies or just stuffed. I went up there alone, it was quiet and all the lights were dimmed and I was in a room of dead animals.

Freaked me the hell out.


That would probably be the scariest thing for me in the entire universe. I can't even watch youtube videos of galleries of those trophies, like a cabella's gallery or something without getting to scared to watch it in full screen, and sometimes when it's small. I think we all know those heads are up to something. Especially the camel ones. It sounds funny, and not that bad, but the camel heads I saw were in a long hallway full of them left and right above you. They had the entire neck attached to them, and their mouths were nearly all open. I cried and cried when first saw it, and never again will I go there. :(


I'm going to guess that A Black Ram would not be a fan of this Evil Dead 2 scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7fWOHsO4GE


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IvanTih wrote:I thought that my mom's ass was a wild boar.


Ok...you HAVE to elaborate on that one.


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Hmm, I never leave my closet door open when I sleep. Never.
One time in the early, early morning, I woke up, went into my closet for something, and pushed the door closed, but the latch didn't catch. I didn't notice and went back to bed.
After an hour or so, I woke up, and rolled over to see the pitch-blackness emanating from my closet. I jumped up, ran over, and slammed it closed and latched it.
This was about a year ago

   
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FITZZ wrote:
A Black Ram wrote:
EmilCrane wrote:I remember once I went into a museum and on the top floor they had a room (with the lights dimmed) full of animal trophies or just stuffed. I went up there alone, it was quiet and all the lights were dimmed and I was in a room of dead animals.

Freaked me the hell out.


That would probably be the scariest thing for me in the entire universe. I can't even watch youtube videos of galleries of those trophies, like a cabella's gallery or something without getting to scared to watch it in full screen, and sometimes when it's small. I think we all know those heads are up to something. Especially the camel ones. It sounds funny, and not that bad, but the camel heads I saw were in a long hallway full of them left and right above you. They had the entire neck attached to them, and their mouths were nearly all open. I cried and cried when first saw it, and never again will I go there. :(


I'm going to guess that A Black Ram would not be a fan of this Evil Dead 2 scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7fWOHsO4GE



I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CLICK ON THAT TO KNOW THE SCENE.


 
   
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Albatross wrote:I don't like looking in the mirror when it's dark. Just a weird thing I have.


I'm just the same. But it's mainly because of some dumb kids tv show that dealt with haunted places and whatnot that I watched when I was young. And one episode, they had about this women working in an aquarium, and she looked up, and in the reflection of the glass on one of the tanks, was some admiral bloke. Not that scary, but they acted it out and I was so scared I had to cover my mirror in my room every night and sleep facing away from it. Cowardice? Hell, yes.

I scared myself needlessly today incidently. So I was late for school, and as I walked through my living room, my sidelong glance caught the image of a white eyed grinning face upon a magazine cover. Proper psychotic, like Chucky! If I was being sensible, I would have stopped and looked back. But as it was, I didn't and left the house fast. When I got home after school, I looked at the picture (I confess cautiously) and instead of some ghoulish puppet, it had been some ancient carving booklet that had come with the newspaper. Felt like a fool!

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

A Black Ram wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
A Black Ram wrote:
EmilCrane wrote:I remember once I went into a museum and on the top floor they had a room (with the lights dimmed) full of animal trophies or just stuffed. I went up there alone, it was quiet and all the lights were dimmed and I was in a room of dead animals.

Freaked me the hell out.


That would probably be the scariest thing for me in the entire universe. I can't even watch youtube videos of galleries of those trophies, like a cabella's gallery or something without getting to scared to watch it in full screen, and sometimes when it's small. I think we all know those heads are up to something. Especially the camel ones. It sounds funny, and not that bad, but the camel heads I saw were in a long hallway full of them left and right above you. They had the entire neck attached to them, and their mouths were nearly all open. I cried and cried when first saw it, and never again will I go there. :(


I'm going to guess that A Black Ram would not be a fan of this Evil Dead 2 scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7fWOHsO4GE



I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CLICK ON THAT TO KNOW THE SCENE.



Sorry man,I have this...evil side that sometimes takes over...apologies for any trauma I may have caused.


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I am not clicking that link until I am brave.

 
   
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Burtucky, Michigan

FITZZ wrote:
IvanTih wrote:I thought that my mom's ass was a wild boar.


Ok...you HAVE to elaborate on that one.



Seconded. A statement like that just cant be carelessly tossed around man
   
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This Man is the dumbest thing to ever scare me

 
   
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MICE. There was mouse in my trashcan after some candy wrappers. I heard it scrabbling around at the bottome, so I went to go check it out.

All the sudden---A MOUSE FLIES OUT OF THE FETHING TRASH CAN! Scared that gak out of me! I was just sitting there, like I had a Near death experience or something

Also, My girlfriend mentioned the word 'trap' in conversation....Instantly, my thoughts turned to 4chan....Is that wrong? That word scares me. I need to get off the internet some times.


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frgsinwntr wrote:This Man is the dumbest thing to ever scare me


What you did there...

I see it.

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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Hmm, I never leave my closet door open when I sleep. Never.
One time in the early, early morning, I woke up, went into my closet for something, and pushed the door closed, but the latch didn't catch. I didn't notice and went back to bed.
After an hour or so, I woke up, and rolled over to see the pitch-blackness emanating from my closet. I jumped up, ran over, and slammed it closed and latched it.
This was about a year ago


Having read "The Boogeyman" by Stephen King I'm really not all that into closets either.

frgsinwntr wrote:This Man is the dumbest thing to ever scare me


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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Hmm, I never leave my closet door open when I sleep. Never.
One time in the early, early morning, I woke up, went into my closet for something, and pushed the door closed, but the latch didn't catch. I didn't notice and went back to bed.
After an hour or so, I woke up, and rolled over to see the pitch-blackness emanating from my closet. I jumped up, ran over, and slammed it closed and latched it.
This was about a year ago


I'm just the opposite, actually.

There are three things that I absolutely HAVE to have in order to fall asleep:

1) My door has to be closed, not even slightly open.

2) My closet has to be open.

3) No part of my body other than my head can be uncovered.

Because of how I "taught" myself to survive from monsters when I was little. I reasoned that Monsters can't come through an open door because I would be able to see them if they did. I also reasoned that if my door was closed, they would go after my family members, because I am kinda the runt of the family, less meat (hey, it was me or them...), and I figured that the Blanket would protect me from any monster that decided I was the best to go after.

I have since stopped being so silly, but it went on for long enough that I can't fall asleep because part of my brain realizes that somethings wrong if those three conditions aren't met.

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uJgOTywU0MY/S-HyUA5YGgI/AAAAAAAAAR4/Yy8W8kiw7qk/s1600/DSC00893+copy.jpg

Heres a link to Brutus the Buffalo. Click if you dare.

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Rogers, CT

I also can never sleep with my main door open, or relax while in any room with the door open.

   
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frgsinwntr wrote:This Man is the dumbest thing to ever scare me



Whoa whoa whoa, the guy himself is pretty cool. His policies however are a different debate all together
   
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That's not obscure at all.

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This guy wasn't so much scary as "sadly amusing".

What was truly scary was the guy behind the curtain whispering in this his ear (and don't ever go hunting with him)...

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Some years ago, me and 2 buddies were walking through a cemetary at night, and we got to talking about, that being on a cemetery at night could be kinda scary, and just then, up in the church tower we hear a door slamming really hard. We suddenly upped the pace and got the hell out of there :p
   
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I went out for a cig the other nite and when the outside light came on it revealed.............. A HEDGEHOG!!! Arrrggghhhh!!! For some reason on seeing it i yelped in terror...

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Im fine in the dark anywhere outside from ancient oak forrests to deserts ! fine in cave systems and underground tunnels . fine searching buildings at night but if im in my own house im scared of the dark ! i even used to keep my NVG's in my room just in case the power went and i had to get up {thats untill i watched rec2 lol}.

and when i was a kid i used to sleep inside my duvet cover would get in side then do the popers up lol.
   
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Burtucky, Michigan

Ju-on actually had me slowed scared for about 2 months after seeing that. I couldnt enter rooms before reaching around corners to turn on the damn light. God I felt like a panzy
   
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snurl wrote:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uJgOTywU0MY/S-HyUA5YGgI/AAAAAAAAAR4/Yy8W8kiw7qk/s1600/DSC00893+copy.jpg

Heres a link to Brutus the Buffalo. Click if you dare.





Why in my right mind did I instantly click the link? A giant picture of a buffalo head greeting me is not a good way to go to bed.

 
   
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To this day, there is only one thing that frightens me...



Actually, I can't sleep with the door in my room open. At all. I don't know if it's a fear of the dark or something, but I always get the feeling that I'll look out my door and see something terrifying, and be unable to get away. Ever since I moved down to my current bedroom, it's been that way - I have to have the door shut, or I'm not sleeping.

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Way on back in the deep caves

A Black Ram wrote:
snurl wrote:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uJgOTywU0MY/S-HyUA5YGgI/AAAAAAAAAR4/Yy8W8kiw7qk/s1600/DSC00893+copy.jpg

Heres a link to Brutus the Buffalo. Click if you dare.





Why in my right mind did I instantly click the link? A giant picture of a buffalo head greeting me is not a good way to go to bed.



Your'e welcome. I can Guarantee that that one doesn't bite.

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snurl wrote:


Your'e welcome. I can Guarantee that that one doesn't bite.



Maybe that one...but what about the other MILLION heads..

 
   
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