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2010/12/12 14:53:50
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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No. No, they do not.
And that is all I will say about that, as the link has given me a headache and also stabbing pains behind my eyes.
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2010/12/12 22:15:47
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Orks had nipples, then the Blood Angels stole them.
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2010/12/12 22:56:50
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Furious Fire Dragon
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Orks do have nipples. More spikey bits to hit the enemy with.
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2010/12/12 23:22:51
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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camboyaz wrote:Don't laugh, this is importent.
Had to be done.
L. Wrex
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2010/12/12 23:27:41
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Calculating Commissar
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No. No they dont. And now I have to clean vomit up from all over the room. IT GOT IN THE FAN! That was the single most disgusting picture I have ever seen.
Happy 1000th post to me! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/12/13 03:22:54
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2010/12/12 23:28:02
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2010/12/12 23:38:52
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
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2010/12/12 23:59:58
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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No. Nipples would require that the species is both mammal and has two genders. Orks are neither. No I bid you farewell, I need to clean my keyboard of my lunch...
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2010/12/13 03:19:04
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Sureshot Kroot Hunter
Las Vegas Sin City USA!
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Why is this so "important" to the OP?
I'm with the Blood Bowl Cheerleader, long & saggy nipples on Orks...
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2010/12/13 03:32:14
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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this thread makes me go WTF?!?!?
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/12/13 05:32:27
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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@ Happygrunt
Oh you sig'd me! My life is now validated
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 "Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
"They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
 "Let the galaxy burn!"
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2010/12/13 09:17:32
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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40kenthus
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If my mushrooms had nipples, I wouldn't be a vegetarian :(
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[REDCATED]
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2010/12/13 14:17:37
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
Iceland of doom
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The way Orks act, they SHOULD have genitalia. Namely, pricks. And huge ones, if that can be based on hardcoredness.
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2010/12/13 14:29:27
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Stormin' Stompa
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This thread fails on so many levels.
Spelling, relevance, impatience, wrong forum and laziness. Sigh.
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2010/12/13 16:50:32
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Screeching Screamer of Tzeentch
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Well. At least someone has been helped. Perhaps the OP was gonna paint nipples on his Orcs, but decided to ask around first before getting to it.
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Ad Meliora wrote:I think it also mentions attacking someones "astral headquarters" at some point. WTF, was that next to their hyperspace tunnel that leads to Narnia?
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2010/12/13 18:28:47
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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My reaction to this thread is still 'Why, Flying Spaghetti Monster, why?"
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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2010/12/13 18:57:01
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Nasty Nob
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Mukkin'About wrote:If you believe blood bowl, then yes. orks have big saggy tits.
But nobody takes that game seriously and neither should you.
It's a resounding WTF NO
Those are Boob Squigs, I tells ya! Boob Squigs!
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2010/12/13 20:00:11
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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WHY DID YOU RECOPY THAT PICTURE?!?!
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
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Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
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2010/12/13 20:58:22
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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My eyes!...The goggles! They do nothing!
L. Wrex
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2010/12/13 21:18:35
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Ze Gogglez!
Also, Brain Bleach: Apply directly to the frontal lobe.
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2010/12/13 22:37:52
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Calculating Commissar
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Well, in squad broken...
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2010/12/13 23:13:24
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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^It's actually never specified, I would know Automatically Appended Next Post: Steelmage99 wrote:This thread fails on so many levels.
Spelling, relevance, impatience, wrong forum and laziness. Sigh.
I know how you feel. You were undoubtedly attracted to the pictures in this thread. Now your mind is feeling deeply conflicted and so angst was produced from your cognitive dissonance. Just be yourself and embrace your orkiphilia no need to be angry man.
Love has no boundaries.
Ork loli mmmmm delicious....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/12/13 23:16:04
"Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
"They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
"Let the galaxy burn!"
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2010/12/13 23:16:14
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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guess that's a firm maybe
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2010/12/14 00:24:35
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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asimo77 wrote:
I know how you feel. You were undoubtedly attracted to the pictures in this thread. Now your mind is feeling deeply conflicted and so angst was produced from your cognitive dissonance. Just be yourself and embrace your orkiphilia no need to be angry man.
Love has no boundaries.
Ork loli mmmmm delicious....
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2010/12/14 00:29:50
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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I can't imagine someone not being serious on the internet,especially on a website about toy soldiers.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/12/14 00:32:07
"Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
"They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
"Let the galaxy burn!"
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2010/12/14 05:00:19
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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TheLinguist wrote:The way Orks act, they SHOULD have genitalia. Namely, pricks. And huge ones, if that can be based on hardcoredness.
There's a "getting bigger" joke here somewhere but I'm afraid to make it for fear of being banhammered >.>
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2010/12/14 06:03:20
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Calculating Commissar
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I have a feeling everyone in this thread will be banned when this is all said and done.
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2010/12/14 06:07:00
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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Then we're all going down in a blaze of glory and ork milk
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"Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
"They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
"Let the galaxy burn!"
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2010/12/14 06:08:18
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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MechaEmperor7000 wrote:TheLinguist wrote:The way Orks act, they SHOULD have genitalia. Namely, pricks. And huge ones, if that can be based on hardcoredness.
There's a "getting bigger" joke here somewhere but I'm afraid to make it for fear of being banhammered >.>
Silly chaos, Dont you know? The EMPEROR PROTECTS! The banhammer is nothing as to his will.
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2010/12/14 06:33:24
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Sig'd
asimo77 wrote
Then we're all going down in a blaze of glory and ork milk
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ChrisWWII wrote:
My reaction to this thread is still 'Why, Flying Spaghetti Monster, why?"
asimo77 wrote
Then we're all going down in a blaze of glory and ork milk
Sir Pseudonymous wrote
A pasty, barrel shaped, acid-drooling, balding mutant wearing the jumpsuit version of an Abrams.
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