Do Orks Have Nipples?

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**camboyaz**

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/332098.page

The ork on the left in the first 2 model picture seems to have a nipple. Do orks have nipples? Which leads to this post. Don't laugh, this is importent.

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So do they?

**timetowaste85**

Mammals are the only creatures with nipples. Orks are fungus (a plant, sort of) Kind of cut and dried really. I mean, I suppose if you want your mushrooms to have nipples, by all means...genetically engineer some (ala green stuff).

**Chibi Bodge-Battle**

The options WTF and NO!! should be one together as one option.

Don't be silly
that is a rivet

**Grey Templar**

Aye, thats a piece of metal that the painter didnt paint in a metal color.

**asimo77**

I hope so...mmmmm awwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

**revackey**

Mmm. . . Ork tatas. I don't think they do though! I might have to go with the piece of metal idea. . .

**Khorne Flakes**

No they dont WTF

**Mukkin'About**

If you believe blood bowl, then yes. orks have big saggy tits.

But nobody takes that game seriously and neither should you.
It's a resounding WTF NO

**MinMax**

Gentlemen...

Sadly? Yes.

**asimo77**

Finally something on this site I can masturbate to

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Edit: You know my avatar pic's expression is probably very close to what many people are doing when they see that pic

**Mukkin'About**

oh crikey that one is even more disturbing.
"never put salt in your eyes.." "ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES"
AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!

**Generalstoner**

"I've got nipples Greg... Can you milk me?" Sorry, I could not resist the pun line.

**timetowaste85**

Generalstoner wrote:"I've got nipples Greg... Can you milk me?" Sorry, I could not resist the pun line.

When I made my comment about mammals having nipples, I KNEW somebody was going to quote this movie...haha. I'm just surprised it took so long

**asimo77**

You're all welcome to try milking me if you like.

**juraigamer**

Are we really talking about this?

**Smitty0305**

lolololololol

**Grass4hopper**

Extrapolating that Orks (in 40K) reproduce through spores, they must be asexual and not have genitalia (cause they don't need them)

So feel free to make a pants-less Ork Army if you want to; cause there's nothing offensive down there

**A Black Ram**

No they do not. As far as I'm concerned that is.

**undivided**

...
Well, that was unexpected.

**HadoukenAvenger**

I don't :(

**Ulthwé Shadowseer**

I'm sure fungi as a group of living things do not have nipples. Interesting question, though.

**Kurgash**

hard and long enough to put Dante's pectoral pansies to shame

**HadoukenAvenger**

I wonder how innapropriate this will get before it gets locked

**cyrax777**

Ahhh my eyes why did I click on this link why god why.

**asimo77**

^Sounds like a challenge to me

**HadoukenAvenger**

asimo77 wrote:You're all welcome to try milking me if you like.

You've already passed the line, mate!

**Son_Of _Deddog**

Maybe thse have some sort of hormaonal condition-gynacomastia maybe?

**vorpalhit**

OrCs yes, have nipples they have been portrayed as having them as they are just another humanoid creature.

however,

OrKs don't, they are a fungus, no need for them.

**Warboss ZanZag**

ORKS DON'T HAVE NIPPLES!!!

And even if they did i would paint over them or something! I could never take this universe/game seriusly if i had to paint nipples on my Orks. What a terrifying subject question you came up with OP

**ChrisWWII**

.....I'd declare this thread heresy and unleash Exterminatus, but I'm oo busy retching, so we will have to abide until I recover long enough to hit the big red button.