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2010/12/14 06:41:57
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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Wow I have been sig'd twice in this thread.
This is indeed my greatest work, it shall forever remain in the halls of glory
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 "Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
 "They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
 "Let the galaxy burn!"
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2010/12/14 06:42:13
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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This thread just had to came after our school got over bone jokes xP
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2010/12/17 01:38:49
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot
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Mukkin'About wrote:If you believe blood bowl, then yes. orks have big saggy tits.
But nobody takes that game seriously and neither should you.
It's a resounding WTF NO
o_0 thats very weird............................................................................................................
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2010/12/17 01:46:51
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Arrrrrrgh, let it DIE already. that pic is nasty.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/12/17 01:47:45
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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This. Thread. Raped. My. Mind.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2010/12/17 01:58:46
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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No. It doesn't. It really, really doesn't.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/12/17 01:59:00
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2010/12/17 02:05:47
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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of course they do; where do you think the fungus beer comes from? anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple. http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020 (laughs smugly) I win. Edit: NOW I WIN!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/12/17 02:16:58
You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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2010/12/17 02:12:18
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Blitza da warboy wrote:of course they do; where do you think the fungus beer comes from?
anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple.http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020
(laughs smugly) I win.
Yeah you do...
That was sarcasm.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2010/12/17 02:16:05
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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purplefood wrote:Blitza da warboy wrote:of course they do; where do you think the fungus beer comes from?
anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple.http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020
(laughs smugly) I win.
Yeah you do...
That was sarcasm.
But if you're not first you're last D:
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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2010/12/17 02:17:03
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Blitza da warboy wrote:purplefood wrote:Blitza da warboy wrote:of course they do; where do you think the fungus beer comes from?
anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple.http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020
(laughs smugly) I win.
Yeah you do...
That was sarcasm.
But if you're not first you're last D:
Or second.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2010/12/17 02:18:38
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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purplefood wrote:Blitza da warboy wrote:purplefood wrote:Blitza da warboy wrote:of course they do; where do you think the fungus beer comes from?
anyway, look at the runtherd and you will see a nipple.http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440265a&prodId=prod1750020
(laughs smugly) I win.
Yeah you do...
That was sarcasm.
But if you're not first you're last D:
Or second.
Why does no one get my movie references?
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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2010/12/17 02:19:16
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Let. Thread. DIE.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/12/17 02:28:40
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Calculating Commissar
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CLEAR! *BZZZT*
Alright, this is the best thread ever. We spent weeks staring at nipples!
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2010/12/17 02:32:16
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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The only thing I stared at was something else.
Plague marines
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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2010/12/17 04:18:05
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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so, orks are immune to nipple twisties because they dont have any nipples!
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2010/12/18 03:49:55
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Continuity errors in models gives an assured yesno in response to the originally asked question...
...Why is this thread filled with win?
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bonbaonbardlements |
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2010/12/18 20:35:07
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka
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2010/12/18 20:37:27
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Calculating Commissar
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jamessearle0 wrote:its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka
Hey I am offended! And I think its just funny. This spawned from a simple yes/no question.
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2010/12/18 20:42:02
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Sneaky Chameleon Skink
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Orks don't reproduce that way. They have no need for milk at any stage as they are born ready to kill (literaly)
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Chaos -  3,000
Seraphon - 2100
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2010/12/18 20:53:39
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Why guys. Why can none of you use full stops? Look at him there, at the end of your sentence. He only wants to help you.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/12/18 20:53:52
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2010/12/18 21:11:18
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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jamessearle0 wrote:its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka
You mad?
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"Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
"They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
"Let the galaxy burn!"
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2010/12/18 21:14:58
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Calculating Commissar
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asimo77 wrote:jamessearle0 wrote:its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka
You mad?
Bro? I think he mad. (Okay, I gotta stop going to 4chan now...)
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2010/12/18 21:44:02
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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asimo77 wrote:jamessearle0 wrote:its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka
You mad?
Happygrunt wrote:asimo77 wrote:jamessearle0 wrote:its not, its full of garbage, jesus christ, its like all the newfags from /b/ decided to sign up on dakka
You mad?
Bro? I think he mad. (Okay, I gotta stop going to 4chan now...)
> implying im wrong
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2010/12/18 21:46:10
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Objectively looking at that figure, it possibly looks like a nipple. But it could just be a wrinkle in the flesh or a wart.
Attempting to be serious, the fluff doesn't suggest them having nipples. Also there are no female Orks. The only reason human males have nipples is because the egg is female by default (the full scientific reason is more detailed, but that's why). So no female Orks = no nipples
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ChrisWWII wrote:
My reaction to this thread is still 'Why, Flying Spaghetti Monster, why?"
asimo77 wrote
Then we're all going down in a blaze of glory and ork milk
Sir Pseudonymous wrote
A pasty, barrel shaped, acid-drooling, balding mutant wearing the jumpsuit version of an Abrams.
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2010/12/18 23:49:31
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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so 2 orks may have a wart/ screw right where the nipple is
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2010/12/20 04:55:09
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Fully-charged Electropriest
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...Why are there three pages of this?
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2010/12/20 05:05:19
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Sneaky Chameleon Skink
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Da Boss wrote:Why guys. Why can none of you use full stops? Look at him there, at the end of your sentence. He only wants to help you.
Who needs full stops when you have these?
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Chaos - 3,000
Seraphon - 2100
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2010/12/20 05:10:43
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Stalwart Tribune
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Hello,
Sadley there is a pick of another BB ork model that someone made where he has his junk out and is abusing it. So to see this thread go this way is not overly surprising. I should note, they should not have reproduction glands of any type.
Regards,
Carl
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No, spraying three colors on your minis does not count as painted!  5k+
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2010/12/21 00:48:53
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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prime12357 wrote:...Why are there three pages of this?
Don't know, but lets make it 4!!!
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2010/12/21 00:57:30
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Calculating Commissar
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Ghiest1 wrote:Hello,
Sadley there is a pick of another BB ork model that someone made where he has his junk out and is abusing it. So to see this thread go this way is not overly surprising. I should note, they should not have reproduction glands of any type.
Regards,
Carl
Links or it didnt happen! 
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