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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/21 00:58:39
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Mukkin'About wrote:If you believe blood bowl, then yes. orks have big saggy tits.

REVIVE!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/21 12:41:58
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
Arlington TX, but want to be back in Seattle WA
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I thought I have seem orks with nips before...although like other posters mention it would make absolutely no sense....because they are not from the Anamalia kingdom but rather Fungi. Next, to have nips suggests you reproduce and nuture young which the orks do not. If GW is giving them nips, they need to quit it immediately....if they do have nips, then they might as well continue on the wrong path biologically and also give them a naval --Just respondeing to the picture above -- arent orks all male? I thought there were no females
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/12/21 12:42:40
4250 points of Blood Angels goodness, sweet and silky W12-L6-D4
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/21 12:48:06
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Is this still going on??
And the picture i linked is still being used? DEAR LORD
Let the boobs go, they're just boob squigs.
oh and
>implying there are any oldfags are left on /b? protip: there aren't and claiming you are makes you a cancer lulz
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/21 16:56:18
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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I hope so!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 00:26:53
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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40kenthus
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prime12357 wrote:...Why are there three pages of this?
And now it's four, baby!
Okay, here's my hypothesis: Maybe that particular....*shudder* Blood bowl figure was fighting the SOB and found himself jealous of their....(Can't find a word that won't get me BANHAMMERED) and decided that he needed a...boob job. So he went to the Dok's shed and had him cut the skin from the back of two grots and staple it to his..*Ahem* her chest.
And then he was beaten to death for being a 'pansy wierdo'.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 02:38:45
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Da Boss wrote:
Why guys. Why can none of you use full stops? Look at him there, at the end of your sentence. He only wants to help you.
Element206 wrote:
--Just respondeing to the picture above -- arent orks all male? I thought there were no females
I believe it's and orc, not an ork.
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ChrisWWII wrote:
My reaction to this thread is still 'Why, Flying Spaghetti Monster, why?"
asimo77 wrote
Then we're all going down in a blaze of glory and ork milk
Sir Pseudonymous wrote
A pasty, barrel shaped, acid-drooling, balding mutant wearing the jumpsuit version of an Abrams. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 02:40:56
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Why are we still discussing this? Why? Please, I swear this thread has caused the value of brain bleach to shoot up about 9001%
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
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Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 08:54:08
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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40kenthus
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I paint nipples on my orks. Then I lick my orks.
Then I whisper sweet nothings to my orks....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 12:53:48
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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[DCM]
Procrastinator extraordinaire
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This is such a stupid thread! xD, hasn't there already been a conclusion to this question?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 13:57:51
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Here's your answer.
Every extraneous attachment on an ork (not orc, that's fantasy) Can be explained. topknot = squig. mohawk = squig. squigs are food and squigs are pets. sometimes squigs are also your spotter (the eye squig off the flashgitz model!)
It stands to reason that if you really had to explain orks having bewbage.. it's a squig. It feeds off the host and provides... idk lets say beer! There, mystery solved. ork nips are boob squig's beer dispensers.
It's a set of boob squigs. Case closed.
Or do i need to dreg up some rule 34 that will get me B& and V&?
MODS! CAN WE LOCK THIS GOD FORSAKEN THREAD NOW?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 14:17:34
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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Grass4hopper wrote:Da Boss wrote:
Why guys. Why can none of you use full stops? Look at him there, at the end of your sentence. He only wants to help you.
Element206 wrote:
--Just respondeing to the picture above -- arent orks all male? I thought there were no females
I believe it's and orc, not an ork.
Actually, he was correct when he said ork... http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/armySubUnitCats.jsp?catId=cat440263a&rootCatGameStyle=
So, if you're going to be a grammar nazi, get your facts straight.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 14:24:49
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Major
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actually there is difference between ork and orc
ork=40k
orc=fantasy
as that image is orc cheerleader ,you fail
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 14:41:45
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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Touché salesman haha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/22 14:43:37
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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ouch you're right. blood bowl is fantasy era therefore Orc. but in context we were talking about 40k therefore orK is still correct.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/23 01:50:30
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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40kenthus
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NIPPLESSSS!!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/23 02:11:09
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Stormin' Stompa
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DIE ALREADY!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/23 04:17:40
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/23 04:21:06
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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40kenthus
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I can't see that pic... But I'm sure it's got something to do with nipples!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/23 04:24:05
Subject: Re:Do Orks Have Nipples?
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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What kind of a question is that??>
Only mammals have nipples and since Orks are a kind of fungus, I don't think they have any?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/23 04:35:35
Subject: Do Orks Have Nipples?
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[MOD]
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thanks for clearing this up, tigonesskay
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