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Expose his most embaressing secrets to the ones he loves. Dismantle his life brick by brick.
Let it end in suicide
Inheritance=yours= more Tau

That or take a dump in his pillowcase.

Where is OP?

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Where is OP?

Good question...

he trolled off?

If OP doesnt return, I declare him guilty!

oh please enlighten us on what crime...beeing dumb wasn´t a crime when i was young...now was it?

vik

Guilty of thread desertion. The highest form of dakka heresy!

and what may be the penalty of that, pray?

What is in your Tau army? This might help us determine if you got hosed.

Viktor von Domm wrote:and what may be the penalty of that, pray?

The penalty is turtle pie!

Viktor von Domm wrote:and what may be the penalty of that, pray?

umm...He must never leave a thread again until it has at least 5 pages, with at least 5 replies from him each page??
I don't know.

and there i thought turtle meals are banned...like the soup and stuff... so he will commit instatly another crime...well serves him right, or as the old saying goes:
every minute another fools been born...

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

Viktor von Domm wrote:and what may be the penalty of that, pray?

umm...He must never leave a thread again until it has at least 5 pages, with at least 5 replies from him each page??
I don't know.

No. We will find him, throw sugar and salt between his bed sheets, get him near-death drunk, then put him in bed.

World of pain, I tell you.

No. We will find him, throw sugar and salt between his bed sheets, get him near-death drunk, then put him in bed.

World of pain, I tell you.

dont get it...whats the salt and sugar doing any thing there? dont tell me he will search for electrolyte like a modern day dumb version of Tantalos ...

Viktor von Domm wrote:

No. We will find him, throw sugar and salt between his bed sheets, get him near-death drunk, then put him in bed.

World of pain, I tell you.

dont get it...whats the salt and sugar doing any thing there? dont tell me he will search for electrolyte like a modern day dumb version of Tantalos ...

Ever slept in a bed with sand in? It's nasty when you're sober let alone drunk. Sugar and salt should have the same effect.

dont get it...whats the salt and sugar doing any thing there?

I assume he'll be eaten by ants of doom.

Kilkrazy wrote:Use them as "counts as" Space Wolves.

Win.

And an infinitely funnier and more creative post than that one referencing the stupid Creed Meme.

Viktor von Domm wrote:
dont get it...whats the salt and sugar doing any thing there? dont tell me he will search for electrolyte like a modern day dumb version of Tantalos ...

He'll scratch himself like there's no tomorrow. And in gets everywhere. Everywhere.

Platuan4th wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:Use them as "counts as" Space Wolves.

Win.

And an infinitely funnier and more creative post than that one referencing the stupid Creed Meme.

It's definatly smarter that's for sure.

Hello
Having had to sleep while sober, and a bit dehydrated due to 6 mile marches and other such nonsensce with sand in my pores I can tell you it is rather horrid. Now if he should feel cheated still perhaps he could use your suggestion on his brother.

Regards,
Carl

Military? Marines I would guess, sugar cookies are horrible...

Hello,
Actually U.S. Army, Fort Dix, New Jersy. Was a unique place suitable for training in woods or desert, as the sand was every where, due to the acidifcation of the soil, hell they had wierd dumping areas out in the middle of nowhere, with items like corragated roffing, 5 gallon batter buckets, and I belive a old Jeep tire still on the rim. Thier reasoning was so we could build tactical shelters and foxholes, cause no one will notice the barrels poking out of a corragated, roofed foxhole in the middle of the woods . I true think the planners might have been building a Ork Stompa out there. Oh and brown recluse spiders were prevelent as well . Ahh...good times.

Regards,
Carl

Lurk. once the new tau codex comes out, you may stomp his pathetic SW army with your powers of pre-bandwagoning.
Also no offense your bro sounds like a total bandwagoneer
herp-dee-derp lets play space wolves i hear they're OP!

Shoot him with a nerf gun from 50 feet away while screaming "FOR THE GREATER GOOD!"