Planet X Nibiru

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**Platuan4th**

micahaphone wrote:I got a friend whose full first name is Gabriel, and he's turning 18 the day the world's supposed to end. He denies being the archangel, but you never know...

Y'mean that date that we got wrong because our dating of the Mayan Calendar is off by +/- 50 years?

We're ruled by Lizard people from another dimension, one of which is George Dubya, though that's a disguise, cause he's actually an interdimensional Lizardman.

**Soladrin**

Platuan4th wrote:
micahaphone wrote:I got a friend whose full first name is Gabriel, and he's turning 18 the day the world's supposed to end. He denies being the archangel, but you never know...

Y'mean that date that we got wrong because our dating of the Mayan Calendar is off by +/- 50 years?

We're ruled by Lizard people from another dimension, one of which is George Dubya, though that's a disguise, cause he's actually an interdimensional Lizardman.

You mean the date that doesnt exist?

Because the Mayan's had multiple calendars, each for a different time zone, and this just happens to be the last one we'v found and ends at that date.

On the other hand, if it is true, I'm gonna die humping anything with 2 legs and drinking/eating/smoking anything that is in anyway intoxicating. I want the end to be colourful, and made of rainbow lego.

**Tyyr**

rubiksnoob wrote:You are all pawns of the fascist moon matrix!

My god, the Moon Matrix controls our every move, our every thought! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

**rodgers37**

Maybe the Mayans just thought it would be funny to end there calendar at some future point and say the world would end....

**Mannahnin**

They didn't even say that the world would end.

**Bookwrack**

Mannahnin wrote:They didn't even say that the world would end.

Indeed, because the calendar was meant to be cyclical. Of course, that doesn't sell many books...

**Necros**

Wasn't this planet supposed to hit us like 8 years ago, but it somehow missed? Maybe we were saved at the last minute by a secret society of aliens disguised as people, like in V only not lizards, but nice.

**Monster Rain**

On the moon, nerds have their pants pulled down and are spanked with moon rocks.

**Mr Mystery**

Necros wrote:Wasn't this planet supposed to hit us like 8 years ago, but it somehow missed? Maybe we were saved at the last minute by a secret society of aliens disguised as people, like in V only not lizards, but nice.

I'd imagine it's making a three point turn to have another crack, hence the delay.

**FITZZ**

Holy Gak,Obi Wan was right!!

**SilverMK2**

And that sad thing is that if everyone on the planet sent me £100 I could save us all...

**Lint**

"I hope you can see this, I'm doing it as hard as I can."

I used to work with a guy who actually believed all of this crap, plus a bunch more you've never heard of. Let's just say that crazy does not even begin to describe the guy.

**FITZZ**

Phfftt, I've seen this movie before....

**rubiksnoob**

FITZZ wrote: Phfftt, I've seen this movie before....

We watched this movie in astronomy class.

**reds8n**

..hmm... this, sort of, came up a while back, in relation to this : http://www.forteantimes.com/features/interviews/3973/planet_x_or_dark_star.html