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Thr amount of cheese in Codex: Grey Knights melts peoples eyes

Codex: Grey knights will be the one codex to bring them all together and in the darkness bind them.

Codex: Grey Knights means I can hear people whine about something other then the boys in red.

Codex: grey Knights will not be all that cool.

Codex Grey Knights will make me cry

yeenoghu wrote:First I scrubbed all my Blue marines and repainted them Black. Then I scrubbed off the black and made them light blue-grey. Next I had to scrub them and repaint them red. Then a FAQ came out recently and I started them dark green. Now I have to scrub them again and make them all silver? arrrg they are starting to lose detail.

Why not just collect an army of each? Then pool them together for a big game of Apocalypse?

codex grey knights, each copy comes with an autograph from the most interesting man in the world. if only he were a playable character.

Codex: Grey Knights will let you take the Emperor as an HQ choice. This will be considered fair and legal.

Codex Grey Knights is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood!

Codex Grey Knights was written in 24 hours by several 12 year olds jacked up on Mountain Dew!

Codex Grey Knights is reading this thread!

Codex Grey Knights is responsible for making Sarah Palin a household name!

Codex Grey Knights knows 7 working defenses from this position, 3 of them disarm with minimal contact, 3 of them kill, the last one HURTS!

Codex Grey Knights designed the Storm Raven and thinks it looks pretty cool, especially with the Hurricane Bolters glued on!

Codex Grey Knights could have been Codex Inquisition but chose not to be.

Codex Grey Knights beat up Codex Chaos Marines and stole it's diversity.

Codex Gray knights will be a collection of everything cool the xenos still have (and which the xenos won't have next codex).

Requia wrote:Codex Gray knights will be a collection of everything cool the xenos still have (and which the xenos won't have next codex).

LoL

Codex Grey Knights: Laughs at you Americans who spell it Gray

Flashman wrote:

Mr Hyena wrote:

Brother SRM wrote:

Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Codex Grey Knights means we ain't never getting Codex Xenos Hunters

Why does anyone give a damn about Xeno Hunters? They're just Deathwatch Space Marines, which contributes to your complaint about another Marine codex.

There are more things that can be in Xeno Hunters than there is in Demon Hunters and Witch Hunters.

Think all the Adeptus Biologis stuff, Deathwatch Marines (small numbers, maybe only 2 different squads), Mercenaries, and Rogue-trader like stuff etc

The Jokaero alone is a sign of the uniqueness an Ordo Xenos codex could have had.

Aren't Jokaero aliens? Wouldn't aliens be kind of uncomfortable in the company of a load of alien hunters?

No more so than a Daemonhost in a Daemonhunter army or Pentient Psykers in a Witch hunters army. They serve a similar purpose.

Having gotten a chance to read the GK codex recently, I have to say that I'm astonished. They managed to make even more pants on head slowed fan-ficy fluff than they did with the SM, SW and BA books, giving the worst Sam/Frodo internet terribad fanstories a run for their money.



When will they finally stop and remove Mat Ward?

Vaktathi wrote:Having gotten a chance to read the GK codex recently, I have to say that I'm astonished. They managed to make even more pants on head slowed fan-ficy fluff than they did with the SM, SW and BA books, giving the worst Sam/Frodo internet terribad fanstories a run for their money.



When will they finally stop and remove Mat Ward?

Did they bro fist Necrons? kill an avatar?

Codex Grey Knights banned your children, and your children's children, and your children's children's children from the FLGS; for 3 months.

Codex Grey Knights like a boss.

Codex Grey Knights burps unicorns and poops rainbows, which makes Scout cry.

Codex Grey Knights is not as terribadly heinous as the LOTR model range

Codex Grey Knights got a Moderator warning.

Codex Grey Knights cannot Tau while they BA, while they IG, while they CSM, while they SM, while they Chaos Daemons, while they Elfderp, while they eat Tacos, while they Tau.

Well, for instance, Draigo has Killed Daemon Prince M'kar twice, carved his name into Mortarion's (the Death Guard Daemon Primarch) heart as his first act as Lord Grand Master for the death of the previous Grand Master, held a pass for two days for an IG regiment to escape and landed every single blow and bolter shot for two days, got sucked into the warp and killed a bloodthirster and takes its axe to reforge into a new sword, burns Nurgle's garden and destroys Tzeentch's city single handedly and buries a lord of Change in it, and now Daemons are too afraid to face him in battle. Now he spends is time fighting through the realm of chaos, sometimes being able to return and getting sucked back in again.

Vaktathi wrote:Well, for instance, Draigo has Killed Daemon Prince M'kar twice, carved his name into Mortarion's (the Death Guard Daemon Primarch) heart as his first act as Lord Grand Master for the death of the previous Grand Master, held a pass for two days for an IG regiment to escape and landed every single blow and bolter shot for two days, got sucked into the warp and killed a bloodthirster and takes its axe to reforge into a new sword, burns Nurgle's garden and destroys Tzeentch's city single handedly and buries a lord of Change in it, and now Daemons are too afraid to face him in battle. Now he spends is time fighting through the realm of chaos, sometimes being able to return and getting sucked back in again.

WHAT!? WHAT!? DAMM YOU GW!!!!!!!!!

Codex Gray Knights almost makes me want to come out of the Witness Protection Program.

Kroothawk wrote:A Dreadknight can transform into a Land Raider.

5 Dreadknights can transform into a Baneblade.

They now teleport out of drop pods mid-descent, leaving the pods to crash down amongst the enemy like an ordnance barrage. They call this maneuver the "Knightfall"

They also have an ability called "Knightwatch" which involves shooting during the opponents movement phase.

They all benefit from "KnightVision"

They will have a heavily armored cavalry unit with power lances called the "Knight Knights"

Is that draigo fluff even partially real? It sounded okay until you mentioned mortarion

Codex Grey Knights will make GW a lot of money.

No matter how many advantages Codex: Grey Knights has, it will always be written by Matt Ward.

That's like having an amazing singing voice, but only because you've been castrated.

Codex: Grey Knights Killed my van today while I was on vacation forcing me to sell it for scrap, and call my mom to come pick me, my wife, and our 2 kids up(true story).

Kommissar Kel wrote:Codex: Grey Knights Killed my van today while I was on vacation forcing me to sell it for scrap, and call my mom to come pick me, my wife, and our 2 kids up(true story).

Happygrunt wrote:Codex Grey Knights made me hide my kids, hide my wife, hide my kids, hide my wife and hid my husband because he's raping everyone out there!

Sigged.

Codex: grey/gray knights stole the lindburgh baby!

Samus_aran115 wrote:Is that draigo fluff even partially real? It sounded okay until you mentioned mortarion

Codex Grey Knights will make GW a lot of money.

It's real. All of it is real. I personally think this fluff is worse than Calgar's in the 'ridiculouslly OTT' sense. I am trying to justify it to myself...but yeah. Beating an Avatar is ok, but having your first act as Lord of the Grey Knights being to curbstomp a primarch....yeah, that's pretty bad.

ChrisWWII wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:Is that draigo fluff even partially real? It sounded okay until you mentioned mortarion

Codex Grey Knights will make GW a lot of money.

It's real. All of it is real. I personally think this fluff is worse than Calgar's in the 'ridiculouslly OTT' sense. I am trying to justify it to myself...but yeah. Beating an Avatar is ok, but having your first act as Lord of the Grey Knights being to curbstomp a primarch....yeah, that's pretty bad.

What about Mortarion? All that I see in his fluff is the battle with M'kar.

Codex Grey Knights considers Marneus Calgar to be its spiritual leige

Codex Grey Knights whiped its with origional 40k fluff

Codex Grey Knights will make GW thousands by having every tween wet there pants when they hear they can table veteran players with half the model count, half the time painting, and half the tactical effort... fml

Codex Grey Knights says "Dark eldwho, what, now?"

Codex Grey Knights was seen back handing starscream

Codex Grey knights eats teddy grams and s grizzly bears

Codex SW and Codex BA were actually just unfinnished verzions of Codex Grey Knights.


If even half the fluff is true Im going to make fun of ever Grey Knight player I see for even having the adacity to promote such fluff garbage and over the top by spending money on it.

Laughing God wrote:
Codex Grey Knights was seen back handing starscream

You're getting close to crossing the line there, my friend.

Codex Grey knights has a petting zoo on Titan where for one dollar you can kick Chuck Norris in the Ballz

Codex Grey Knights Fluff will be so powerful if will be called granite

Codex Grey Knights will pity the fool