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2011/02/28 20:59:53
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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"Wait... wait... wait... NOW SHOTGUN THAT MOTHAF*****!!!"  "I'd
AreTwo wrote: this list is dangerously cheesy, so much so that you might have been playing Chester Cheeto in disguise.
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2011/02/28 21:25:39
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
Within charging distance
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Codex Grey Knights murdered the quintillion electrons wasted on 50+ pages of DakkaDakka rumor and discussion threads.
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2011/03/01 03:02:07
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Codex Grey Knights is both a wave and a particle.
Codex Grey Knights is explained by quantum tunneling.
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2011/03/01 03:10:07
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Codex: Grey Knights is why General Relativity and Quantum mechanics don't agree with each other. You see, it all began one fine October morning in a cafe in Paris...
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The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man
htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
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2011/03/01 03:20:06
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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Codex: Grey Knights is the reason Firefly was canceled.
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2011/03/01 03:31:03
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Codex: Grey Knights broke up the Beatles
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2011/03/01 03:36:12
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
Within charging distance
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Noisy_Marine wrote:Codex: Grey Knights is the reason Firefly was canceled.
Ouch. That is one evil codex. 
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2011/03/01 08:58:33
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Noisy_Marine wrote:Codex: Grey Knights is the reason Firefly was canceled.
I just got the urge to preemptively burn every copy of Codex Grey Knights in retaliation...well played.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
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"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/03/01 10:07:02
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Mechanized Halqa
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Codex Grey Knights has 99 problems but your army ain't one
At least I can say I will probably outlive Matt Ward, and therefore will enjoy some Warhammer peace before I die. Unless, of course, we develop cloning before then and he uses his most likely ridiculous fortune to ensure he ruins our beloved game forever.
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2011/03/01 11:15:02
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
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2011/03/02 20:10:00
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Sinewy Scourge
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Obrek wrote:Codex Grey Knights has 99 problems but your army ain't one
At least I can say I will probably outlive Matt Ward, and therefore will enjoy some Warhammer peace before I die. Unless, of course, we develop cloning before then and he uses his most likely ridiculous fortune to ensure he ruins our beloved game forever.
You assume Matt Ward will outlive GW.
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Therion wrote:6th edition lands on June 23rd!
Good news. This is the best time in the hobby. Full of promise. GW lets us down each time and we know it but secretly we're hoping that this is the edition that GW gives us a balanced game that can also be played competitively at tournaments. I'm loving it.
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2011/03/02 20:52:37
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Soylent Green is made of Codex: Grey Knights!
Codex: Grey Knights is a Cookbook! A COOKBOOK!
Codex: Grey Knights is Codex: Rainbow Warriors after a car wash.
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2011/03/02 22:02:03
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
A garden grove on Citadel Station
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shrike wrote:ColdSadHungry wrote:shrike wrote:b)- Ward's writing it. It's 80% likely going to be a cheese-a-thon. There's even armoured armoured armoured armour.
No there's not. There's only the Dreadknight.
aegis armour=armoured power armour.
terminator aegis armour=armoured aegis armour
dreadknight=armoured terminator aegis armour.
Aegis armor = power armor with inscriptions
Terminator armor = terminator armor with inscriptions
Dreadknight = armored terminator armor with inscriptions
I don't think anyone would think that terminator armor was "armored power armor". That's just derp.
AlmightyWalrus wrote:ph34r wrote:AlmightyWalrus wrote:There's a difference between 2 Grand Masters stomping a primarch and 100 terminators led by 3 Grand Masters of which only a dozen or so got away doing the same. Sure, there were more daemons there, but they had back-up from the IG and the SW.
The hell? Where are you getting 3 grand masters from? Angron was banished by 100 terminators and 1 Brother-Captain and zero Grand Masters. Also, the Brother-Captain banished him almost entirely by himself.
Now that you mention it, I can't find my source anymore, guess I might be wrong. I'd still like to know where YOU got your info from, if it was so easy for this BC to banish Angron why did almost everyone die?
The armageddon art/story book. The force is 100 grey knight terminators lead by a brother captain. They are stationed at an imperial guard battle line, emerging to fight once angron+12 bloodthirsters take the field. Most of the grey knights engage the bloodthirsters, and a handful die to angron, but the brother captain is able to focus the entirety of his soul, along with a bit of backup from a squad of GKT, to banish angron. The brother captain dies from this effort.
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2011/03/02 22:04:33
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Fixture of Dakka
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ph34r wrote:Aegis armor = power armor with inscriptions
Terminator armor = terminator armor with inscriptions
Dreadknight = armored terminator armor with inscriptions
I don't think anyone would think that terminator armor was "armored power armor". That's just derp.
aegis armour IS armoured power armour. inscriptions might help against daemons, but I doubt some insriptions are gonna stop solid bullets any time soon.
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corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/03/02 22:12:29
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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kronk wrote:Codex: Grey Knights brought Zima to my Super Bowl party then drank all of my Guiness.
too funny
How about this
Codex: Grey Knights knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of the Tootsie Pop!
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2011/03/02 22:47:03
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Member of the Malleus
San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System
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Codex: Grey Knight licked away my whole tootsie pop. He still won't tell me how many licks it takes.
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2011/03/02 22:50:25
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Fixture of Dakka
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shrike wrote:
aegis armour IS armoured power armour. inscriptions might help against daemons, but I doubt some insriptions are gonna stop solid bullets any time soon.
And wouldn't you know, it's no more effective against bullets than any other kinds of power armor.
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"'players must agree how they are going to select their armies, and if any restrictions apply to the number and type of models they can use."
This is an actual rule in the actual rulebook. Quit whining about how you can imagine someone's army touching you in a bad place and play by the actual rules.
Freelance Ontologist
When people ask, "What's the point in understanding everything?" they've just disqualified themselves from using questions and should disappear in a puff of paradox. But they don't understand and just continue existing, which are also their only two strategies for life. |
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2011/03/02 22:57:57
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
A garden grove on Citadel Station
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shrike wrote:aegis armour IS armoured power armour. inscriptions might help against daemons, but I doubt some insriptions are gonna stop solid bullets any time soon.
Sure bud. Aegis armor is armored power armor in the exact same way that power armor is armored power armor, and flak armor is armored flak armor.
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The Polito form is dead, insect. Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence?
When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence. |
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2011/03/02 23:09:01
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Codex Grey Knights will become a new way of saying 
Codex Grey Knights will make all other space marine players feel small and insignificant
Codex Grey Knights is just another delay in my never ending wait for the DA codex
Codex Grey Knights is so every single 40k player will swicth to it just so that they don't lose instantly to the first person they know who swicthes
To GW: Stop stalling and release the  codex! ( DA, not GN)
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2011/03/06 18:48:49
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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RogueSangre
The Cockatrice Malediction
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I've just seen the final version of Codex: Grey Knights and there's a fluff piece describing the Draigo/Mortarion encounter in it!
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Scene - MORTARION has killed JANUS, the Grandmaster of the Grey Knights and is now looking for DRAIGO to finish the job.
DEATHSHROUD 1: Hey Stern, where's Draigo?
DRAIGO: Right behind you Deathshroud.
DRAIGO blows away both DEATHSHROUD with his storm bolter. MORTARION drops his scythe and falls to his knees cowering before the fury of DRAIGO. DRAIGO draws his Nemesis Force Weapon and carves JANUS' name into the terrified MORTARION's heart.
DRAIGO: All right, Mortarion. You called down the thunder. Well, now you got it. You see that? It says, "Grey Knights Grandmaster."
MORTARION: Draigo, please don't kill me. Please.
DRAIGO: Take a good look at him, Mortarion, 'cause that's how you're gonna end up. The Chaos gods are finished. You understand me? I see an eight-pointed star, I kill the daemon wearin' it. So run, you cur. Run! Tell all the other curs the law is comin'! You tell 'em I'm comin'! And hell's comin' with me, you hear? HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!!!
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Next up: Draigo kicks Khorne off of his Skull Throne!
DRAIGO: Just want to let you know you're sitting in my chair.
KHORNE: Is that a fact?
DRAIGO: Yeah, that's a fact...
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2011/03/06 18:56:12
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Abadabadoobaddon wrote:DEATHSHROUD 1: Hey Stern, where's Draigo?
Oh come on. Really? Please tell me this is some sort of cruel joke!
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2011/03/06 19:06:17
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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A joke? In this thread? No way!!! 
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2011/03/06 19:34:13
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Codex Grey Knights IS THE LAW!
Codex Grey Knights once punched Hitler right in the face!
Codex Grey Knights is filled with TIGER BLOOD!
Codex Grey Knights is Bi-Winning
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2011/03/06 20:03:08
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
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Codex Grey Knights bangs 7 gram rocks. 
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2011/03/06 20:18:45
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Thinking of Joining a Davinite Loge
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Codex: Grey Knights will take the heat off Codex: Blood Angels when it is released.
Codex: Grey Knights is what most people say it is.
But there is NO armoured armoured armour! There's just some armour that's tougher than other armour.
Just like some cars are faster than others and some food costs more than other food. Some things are just better (although Burger King isn't)
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2011/03/06 21:03:22
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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RogueSangre
The Cockatrice Malediction
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Codex: Grey Knights drinks your milkshake. It drinks it up.
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2011/03/07 00:33:27
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
A garden grove on Citadel Station
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ColdSadHungry wrote:Codex: Grey Knights will take the heat off Codex: Blood Angels when it is released.
Codex: Grey Knights is what most people say it is.
But there is NO armoured armoured armour! There's just some armour that's tougher than other armour.
Just like some cars are faster than others and some food costs more than other food. Some things are just better (although Burger King isn't)
Nonsense. I call a three course meal fooded food food just like anyone else.
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ph34r's Forgeworld Phobos blog, current WIP: Iron Warriors and Skaven Tau
+From Iron Cometh Strength+ +From Strength Cometh Will+ +From Will Cometh Faith+ +From Faith Cometh Honor+ +From Honor Cometh Iron+
The Polito form is dead, insect. Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence?
When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence. |
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2011/03/07 04:23:24
Subject: Re:And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Raging Ravener
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Codex: Grey Knights makes me cry myself to sleep.
Seriously. Just playing around it's 20-0 in games here at the house. And it's not even out yet!
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2011/03/07 05:18:22
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Mein Kampf & The Manifesto of the Communist Party Were found on the bedside table of Matt Ward shortly after the release of Codex: Grey Knights
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S'all fun and games until some no life troll master debates all over your space manz & ruins it for you |
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2011/03/07 05:56:45
Subject: And now let us speak the truth about Codex: Grey Knights
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Codex Grey Knights killed the dinosaurs. Individually.
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