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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not quite sure.

- Tommy Cooper

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”

Mel Brooks

"There is no 'I' in Team America!"
"...Yes there is."

- Spottswoode and I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.

"Your moms chesthair!" Mean Girls

"I can see russia from my house!"

"So that's what an invisible wall looks like."

You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." George W. Bush --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

"How inspiring. Perhaps they'll put your corpse on a Golden chair and make an idol out of you as well."

"Normal's boring".

"Before considering how to acheive victory, first make yourself invulnerable to defeat."

"All things always end good. If it ain't good, then your not allowed to end it yet."

alphaomega wrote:"I kick arse for the Lord!" The priest from Braindead

ok tahts frightening taht was going to be my quate but its the exact same line from the movie Dead Alive said by a priest that uses kung-fu that could upstage Jackie Chan

"God gave man a brain and a [male organ] but not enough blood to run both at the same time."

-Robin Williams

"That's not a target, that's Church."
-Caboose

"That was the worst throw ever, of all time."
"Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."
-Agent Washington and Caboose.

"I can resist everything except for temptation."
-Oscar Wilde.

Give a man a fire, keep him warm for a day; set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg

"You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind."

Jihadnik wrote:They mostly come at night...mostly...

Gameover, man! GAMEOVER!!!!

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else." ~Yogi Berra


I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!

"OW, my ears! How do you walk away from an explosion without it hurting your ears, man? I call BS on that! This is like watching Star Wars, where Luke uses the Force and escapes the Death Star without a problem, completely unrealistic!"
"Don't insult Star Wars, man! That's the Holy Grail of sci-fi!"

Captain Gene Mauch: You know what, I'm going to hang onto the wooden gun.
Allen Gamble: To give me back my real gun?
Captain Gene Mauch: No. I'm going to give you this... It's a rape whistle. You blow that if you're in any trouble, and someone with an actual gun will come and help you out.

The Other Guys is a great movie for quotes.

(Obviously) out of context fro Dr. Phil: "Newborn babies are vicious and power seeking."

One from Sir Terry Pratchett :
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.”

And two of my favorites from Lovecraft. The first fits in with 40K very well I think!

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
- "The Call of Cthulhu"

"It is said that in Ulthar, which lies beyond the river Skai, no man may kill a cat; and this I can verily believe as I gaze upon him who sitteth purring before the fire. For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see. He is the soul of antique Aegyptus, and bearer of tales from forgotten cities in Meroe and Ophir. He is the kin of the jungle's lords, and heir to the secrets of hoary and sinister Africa. The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten."
- Introduction to "The Cats Of Ulthar"