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Plenty more where they came from.

Come on plastic crack, you know you want some. You'll feel real goooood.

More like youll hate yourself after the fact, but you just cant stop

I know, thats when a hardened pusher raises the prices.

Are you teaching a life lesson?

Nepotism!

I make way to much for what I do, then spend it all on plastic, metal, and resin crack.

And it seems like by the end of summer, I will have 7-8 armies of 5 tabletop games.

I work... And I lisen to people moan and groan all day about their hardship. Sometimes I wonder if its worth it

I run it by the minister for financial affairs and she okays it.
[I'm married. The wife lets me spend 'reasonable' amounts. Since I don't spend more than $300 a year, my spending is 'reasonable'.]

I charge my wife for sex...which would explain why I haven't bought anything in 6 months.

I tried working an honest job, but it didn't pay enough. So I found a way to take kids pocket money without the hassle of beating them up.

Hi my name is Tom Kirby, and if you want to know how I made it to the top, just send a SAE with £99.99 (or $1milion if you are in Austrailia) to;

Games Work.............................................................

I work full time.

I work...though as of late I have been spending a great deal less than ever on this "Hobby"...a few more purchase to complete my IG and I can start spending my "extra cash" on better things...like a new rifle.

I jack off tramps for pennies.

Not really...

Sadly, getting a real job is pretty much the only guaranteed one.

mattyrm wrote: I jack off tramps for pennies.

Not really...

Sadly, getting a real job is pretty much the only guaranteed one.

Tramps don't like you, is that what you're saying matty?

They don't mate your right, with my expert spanking hands I can toss one into a frenzy inside ten seconds, and tramps are apparently patient and selfless lovers who like to take their time reaching a climax.

mattyrm wrote: I jack off tramps for pennies.

Not really...

Sadly, getting a real job is pretty much the only guaranteed one.

With the price hikes I wonder how long before prostitution or bank robbery become the means through which new armies are obtained.


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mattyrm wrote: They don't mate your right, with my expert spanking hands I can toss one into a frenzy inside ten seconds, and tramps are apparently patient and selfless lovers who like to take their time reaching a climax.

...And don't forget, it's the cuddling afterwards that let's them know you think they're special.

I currently rely on the Donations Originating from Labouring Employees.

Hoping that all changes if I get this next apprenticeship place.

Avatar 720 wrote:I currently rely on the Donations Originating from Labouring Employees.
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Is this another way of saying you wander around outside of factories with a tin cup?

No, it's a way of saying i'm on the dole

Basically it's a weekly amount paid bi-monthly to support you when you're trying to find work. The criteria for getting it is so simplistic that it allows hundreds of people to simply do nothing more than wander into the Job Centre twice a month, say they've been looking for jobs and applying to places, and walk out with £210 per month for sitting in their council estate flats with their rotweilers and abusing the barely 18 year-old mother of their 3 kids-with-another-on-the-way.

Yes, that paragraph was a huuuuge generalisation, but it's what one generally thinks of when hearing about people abusing unemployment benefits.

Oh, first thing I thought was that you were getting funding for your hobby from a fruit canning company. And then I thought that Donations Originating from Labouring Employees was a funny name for a fruit processing company.

Your explanation is a lot better though.

Avatar 720 wrote:No, it's a way of saying i'm on the dole

Basically it's a weekly amount paid bi-monthly to support you when you're trying to find work. The criteria for getting it is so simplistic that it allows hundreds of people to simply do nothing more than wander into the Job Centre twice a month, say they've been looking for jobs and applying to places, and walk out with £210 per month for sitting in their council estate flats with their rotweilers and abusing the barely 18 year-old mother of their 3 kids-with-another-on-the-way.

Yes, that paragraph was a huuuuge generalisation, but it's what one generally thinks of when hearing about people abusing unemployment benefits.

Ah, I get you...so sort of like welfare or unemployment benefits here in the States then.

By day I hunt squid by night I have unscrupulous sex to pay the bills.

FITZZ wrote: With the price hikes I wonder how long before prostitution or bank robbery become the means through which new armies are obtained.

I already put on the red light for Malfred.





And sometimes WhiteDragon, if he's lucky.

I work at a big-boy job like the good pleb that I am.

I sell various body fluids.

Oh and the sperm bank pays me to keep away, that's my biggest haul right there.

I don't need money I just dry hump the store managers leg till he gives me what I want. He stopped wearing shorts!

I beg my wife for weeks before the item comes out to get the cash to buy it when it is released. Sadly the new GW marketing plan doesn't leave me enough time to get the cash.

I played GI Joe in the woods.

I live in 4 storey building. I help people to commit suicide. If they want to jump from my balcony it costs 80 euros. If they fail they can jump again for halfprice!


This is awful. I shouldnt joke about things like this.

Odd jobs lots and ots of odd jobs

From t'sweat of my brow down t'hamster Mine. T'hamster don't dig themselves out you know!