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I think of Slaanesh as an "it"

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Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot




Indiana

Hooker with a penis

My Armies:
- Death Wing and Green Wing
- Tacticals and Devastators
- Retired

 
   
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon



Marrickville (sydney) NSW, Australia

No, hookers charge for it...

ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"

themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.

Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way. 
   
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Indiana

Soul is the price?

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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon



Marrickville (sydney) NSW, Australia

Nah, I think he'd just steal that. More of an added bonus like if the john's wallet just happens to be out and he's not looking really.

ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"

themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.

Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way. 
   
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Manhunter





HIDING IN METAL BAWKSES!

CoI wrote:I'd say both. I mean, why choose? I tend to think of it as a 'him' though. Hermaphrodidic. unless he decides for something else. *shrugs*
and themocaw, can I use that as a sig?

That would be an awesome sig.

Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.

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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

It. How can a giant ball of boobs be a she or he? Tell me, please.

   
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Movac wrote:Hooker with a penis


And cigar burns

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 Atma01 wrote:

And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!


Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.

daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
 
   
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HIDING IN METAL BAWKSES!

This has devolved into something that I did not intend...

Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.

"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
 
   
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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

forruner_mercy wrote:This has devolved into something that I did not intend...


you made a thread with Slannesh as the subject and didn't see this coming???
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

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CoI wrote:I'd say both. I mean, why choose? I tend to think of it as a 'him' though. Hermaphrodidic. unless he decides for something else. *shrugs*
and themocaw, can I use that as a sig?


Sure.
   
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





I wanna go back to New Jersey

A giant tentacled Fap-folder

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bonbaonbardlements 
   
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HIDING IN METAL BAWKSES!

Grey Templar wrote:
forruner_mercy wrote:This has devolved into something that I did not intend...


you made a thread with Slannesh as the subject and didn't see this coming???

In hindsight, I suppose I should have.

Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.

"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
 
   
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Indiana

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:A giant tentacled Fap-folder


LOL

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Ontop of a pile of big pile money with many beautiful women

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Holy_doctrine wrote:Ontop of a pile of big pile money with many beautiful women

Slaanesh is on top?

Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Biloxi, MS USA

forruner_mercy wrote:
Holy_doctrine wrote:Ontop of a pile of big pile money with many beautiful women

Slaanesh is on top?


What, you thought shkle was a bottom?

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Indiana

Slaanesh is definitely a power top.

My Armies:
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I wanna go back to New Jersey

So Slaanesh is evenly believed to be a giant tentacled Fap-folder, On top of a pile of big pile money with many beautiful women, while being on top, and wearing a power top.

bonbaonbardlements 
   
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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:So Slaanesh is evenly believed to be a giant tentacled Fap-folder, On top of a pile of big pile money with many beautiful women, men, crabs, goats, and one llama, while being on top, and wearing a power top.


fixed it for you

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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:So Slaanesh is evenly believed to be a giant tentacled Fap-folder, On top of a pile of big pile money with many beautiful women, while being on top, and wearing a power top.


covered in caviar and 1907 Heidsieck Champagne


back on topic i view Slaanesh as a white skinned giant Daemonette with 2 heads and 4 faces, but with a shape shifting genitalia and various 'Pleasure absorbing glands' all over its body and multi forked tongues and with the faces one has the everything but the eyes stitched up, one with everything but the ears, one with a free mouth and one with a free nose, so each can enjoy the most of its sense

Imperial Guard 43rd Royal Fareldian have been Corrupted by she who thirsts

8 wins 4 draws 10 losses

Considering or

rChaos wrote:
Make the guy drink the Adeptus Battlegrey and scream DOES THIS TASTE LIKE PLASTIC 
   
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Ios

forruner_mercy wrote:Just to be clear, this is NOT a debate on if Slaanesh is male or female. This is a discussion on how you think of Slaanesh; be it male, female, or an "it".
Me personally, usually think of Slaanesh as a female, like the Eldar.

Eldar do name it "She Who Thirsts" but then Eldar seem to have a language and culture that's gender-neutral, not caring too much if the Young King is female, for example, or that the Maidens of Morag-Hai, the Wailing Banshees, may be male for all they care - even though in that particular case the legend is clear that the (not-Eldar) Banshees of myth were all female. Then again, I do tend to think of Slaanesh as a she and envisioning it as a clearly male form...

I really need to stay away from the 40K forums. 
   
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I wanna go back to New Jersey

So Slaanesh is REALLY evenly believed to be a giant tentacled Fap-folder, On top of a pile of big pile money with many beautiful women, men, crabs, goats, and one llama, while being on top and covered in caviar and 1907 Heidsieck Champagne, and wearing a power top.

Anyone else wanting to add?

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bonbaonbardlements 
   
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i demand pics

and a model

Imperial Guard 43rd Royal Fareldian have been Corrupted by she who thirsts

8 wins 4 draws 10 losses

Considering or

rChaos wrote:
Make the guy drink the Adeptus Battlegrey and scream DOES THIS TASTE LIKE PLASTIC 
   
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I wanna go back to New Jersey

Fairfeldia wrote:and a model
Male or Female?

bonbaonbardlements 
   
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Biloxi, MS USA

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:
Fairfeldia wrote:and a model
Male or Female?


Both and neither.

You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie
The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was 
   
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Platuan4th wrote:
ChiliPowderKeg wrote:
Fairfeldia wrote:and a model
Male or Female?


Both and neither.


of the aforementioned tentacled fap folder with money, women, cavier, champagne and power top

Imperial Guard 43rd Royal Fareldian have been Corrupted by she who thirsts

8 wins 4 draws 10 losses

Considering or

rChaos wrote:
Make the guy drink the Adeptus Battlegrey and scream DOES THIS TASTE LIKE PLASTIC 
   
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don't forget the Llama

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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Stormin' Stompa






Ottawa, ON

And cover it with piercings.

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And leather.


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Actually, since Slaanesh embodies every depravity, it is probably a heraphroditic dead baby in a leather g-string.

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