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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 14:16:38
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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reds8n wrote:biccat wrote:
It's been 50+ years, isn't it time for a new one?
.... you seen her offspring ...?
...good point.
So is she waiting for the ass to expire so that the Crown can pass to someone moderately more competent?
This still doesn't explain the lack of blacks in the line.
Although I'll note that the Brits English were a lot more "progressive" and had a Catholic head of state well before the U.S.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 14:32:20
Subject: Re:Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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For the record please note we've had the genuinely insane as well.
....oh...
And, of course, by virtue of many of them being transdimensional shapeshifting lizards we've been terribly inclusive for a good while.
Or something.
Although I'll note that the Brits English were a lot more "progressive" and had a Catholic head of state well before the U.S.
We also cut the actual heads off of heads of state as well
Current wisdom would suggest that when Elizabeth passes on our new Monarch will be decided via the medium of a new TV quiz show devised by Simon Cowell and, inevitably, hosted by Ant and Dec. Which will of course involve viewers phoning in.
Personally I can't wait to be ruled by a terrifying triumvirate of Jordan, The Simpsons and that bit in "Only Fools and Horses" where Del boy goes to lean on the bar, only it's been moved and he falls over instead.
HOORAY FOR DEMOCRACY !
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 14:50:13
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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biccat wrote:
Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:How come you guys haven't had a woman prezz? 
We're working on it. Unfortunately, the pickings have been quite slim recently.
Well, that's quite superficial, now isn't it? Weight shouldn't have anything to do with their electability.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 14:50:56
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Ahtman wrote:Albatross wrote:I don't know that we're getting our knickers in a twist about it. We're just discussing it. On a forum. That's what forums are for, here in Britain.
OK, granted, most British forums are dedicated to discussing how awful 'darkies' and 'coloureds' are, but still....
...y'know?
Have you read any of the other posts in the thread? Someone referred to her as a stupid bitch. That isn't exactly high minded. It really isn't a discussion so much as a lot of whining and monocles popping off simultaneously followed by some harumphing over something two stupid people said/did.
Yeah, I mean, it's not even in the same league of seriousness as 'if you love me, pass the bill', right?
A (semi) public figure insults one's country and you don't think that's worthy of comment, and that some of that comment may be negative? Here's a fun exercise - let's pretend that a z-list British celebrity said something extremely insulting about the US, and it made the US news. How do you think THAT would go down, on a scale of 'meh' to 'death threats'?
Some are joking but others, not so much. I just never realized how sensitive you were toward your que lines.
See? Damn foreigners. Can't even SPELL the word!
It's seen as an act of extreme discourtesy to jump a queue here. People have been killed over it. Queueing is the only fair way to determine sequence when you have a group of people waiting for something, unless there is an explicit exception made - the first person there is first in the queue, the second is next and so on. It's not a hard concept to grasp, and to jump a queue is seen as extremely arrogant - most British reactions would be along the lines of 'fething moron, who does he/she think she is?'
This would also be my reaction.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 14:53:34
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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@ Rubiksnoob - To be fair your last effort was pretty hawt, crazy but hawt! The last attempt here for a woman PM was Diane Abbott, nice lady "big" personality.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 14:57:00
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Albatross wrote:
It's seen as an act of extreme discourtesy to jump a queue here. People have been killed over it. Queueing is the only fair way to determine sequence when you have a group of people waiting for something, unless there is an explicit exception made - the first person there is first in the queue, the second is next and so on. It's not a hard concept to grasp, and to jump a queue is seen as extremely arrogant - most British reactions would be along the lines of 'fething moron, who does he/she think she is?'
This would also be my reaction.
It. . . it's just a line. . .
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 14:57:59
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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[MOD]
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Somewhere in south-central England.
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biccat wrote:reds8n wrote:biccat wrote:
If the UK is so progressive...why haven't you guys had a non-white Head of State? 
We're still getting over the female ones.
It's been 50+ years, isn't it time for a new one?
She's German. They are built to last.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 14:59:11
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Also, Diane Abbot was Black, meaning she ticked 2 of the 3 boxes for being Labour's ideal candidate, the 3rd box being 'having a clue what you're talking about', which sadly, was left blank in her case!
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rubiksnoob wrote:Albatross wrote:
It's seen as an act of extreme discourtesy to jump a queue here. People have been killed over it. Queueing is the only fair way to determine sequence when you have a group of people waiting for something, unless there is an explicit exception made - the first person there is first in the queue, the second is next and so on. It's not a hard concept to grasp, and to jump a queue is seen as extremely arrogant - most British reactions would be along the lines of 'fething moron, who does he/she think she is?'
This would also be my reaction.
It. . . it's just a line. . .
Cool, no problem. Try to cut in front of me. Go on.
Try it.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:10:02
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.
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reds8n wrote:biccat wrote:
It's been 50+ years, isn't it time for a new one?
.... you seen her offspring ...?
I'd also note although not the head of State, our PM is closer to the Prez, due to it being an elected position.
We had a women in there as well.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:11:25
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Albatross wrote:Also, Diane Abbot was Black, meaning she ticked 2 of the 3 boxes for being Labour's ideal candidate, the 3rd box being 'having a clue what you're talking about', which sadly, was left blank in her case! 
Alb you're not suppose to say things like that in UK PLC, no wonder the world considers us racists!
Right, everyone report to your nearest community centre for Awareness and Sensitivity brain-was....er I mean training ASAP. And for gods sakes queue properly!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:12:53
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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notprop wrote:@ Rubiksnoob - To be fair your last effort was pretty hawt, crazy but hawt!
Crazy? Yes. Hawt? No.
Unless you're talking about VP, then switch those.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:18:45
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Can't we all agree that every country has at least one racist in it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:18:53
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Fixture of Dakka
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notprop wrote:Albatross wrote:Also, Diane Abbot was Black, meaning she ticked 2 of the 3 boxes for being Labour's ideal candidate, the 3rd box being 'having a clue what you're talking about', which sadly, was left blank in her case! 
Alb you're not suppose to say things like that in UK PLC, no wonder the world considers us racists!
Sorry for the late reply - I was out posting poo through the letterboxes of Asian families. Is it racist to make a joke about the Labour party's near-psychotic devotion to 'diversity'?
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:21:08
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Noise Marine Terminator with Sonic Blaster
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Wait..... she thought London was racist. Lol, wait until she gets to Spain!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:21:28
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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halonachos wrote:Can't we all agree that every country has at least one racist in it?
Apart from Scotland. They have loads!
Reminds me of a Frankie Boyle joke: "Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot - now look at him: An Alcoholic racist."
Automatically Appended Next Post: Baragash wrote:Wait..... she thought London was racist. Lol, wait until she gets to Spain!
Ha, yeah. Their tobacconists have a fine selection of racially-insensitive figurines...
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:25:15
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Baragash wrote:Wait..... she thought London was racist. Lol, wait until she gets to Spain! This just helps the argument that Europeans are racist against blacks and Africans. Albatross wrote:Apart from Scotland. They have loads! That still means they have at least one, geeze coming from a country where they don't like the phrase "I could care less".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:32:39
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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[DCM]
Coastal Bliss in the Shadow of Sizewell
Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.
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I will just point out to our American cousins, that everything you might have read about EU harmony is utter rollocks.
In general we all hate eachother for wars and conflicts that happened over the past six-eight hundred years. The hatred is strong in Europe.
I may or may not be joking there.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:37:26
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:I will just point out to our American cousins, that everything you might have read about EU harmony is utter rollocks.
In general we all hate eachother for wars and conflicts that happened over the past six-eight hundred years. The hatred is strong in Europe.
I may or may not be joking there. 
You guys should be more like us the US, we all live in harmony and are completely homogenous. We have had no wars to divide our people and there is no strong hatred of a group by another over here.
In all seriousness, I think of Europeans and their hatred towards each other and find it similar to the hatred some areas in America have against other areas of America. Although we Americans had the common decensy to hate each other in the same language.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 15:46:23
Subject: Re:Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Scotland isn't that racist.
It's only when we are drunk, plus we all have a black mate.
This one time we all pulled this really hot asain bird.
So there is no way we could be racist.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Can't get her location correct.
Silly Moo.
http://www.nme.com/news/kelis/59248
So it was probably one of those 'Go to Spain, eat English food constantly' types.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 17:09:33
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Kilkrazy wrote:Skarwael wrote:I'm not making excuses for the racist guy, but she did queue jump. That's a big no-no over here that will draw gasps of outrage.
Why would a US passport holder be in the British and EU passport holder queue anyway?
I don't know. I have idea of the workings of airports. The last time I went to one I was... 8. I have no interest in going to these scary foreign places.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 17:36:00
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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biccat wrote:Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Another nation being accused of being racist and decades behind the States in race relations by an American based on an individual experience may not be much of a story for Americans.
While I haven't had much experience with racism in MOE, I'm sure that it's a lot like everywhere else. The States aren't that racist, despite repeated portrayals of the Tea Party as a resurgence of the KKK.
If the UK is so progressive...why haven't you guys had a non-white Head of State? 
Right, the Tea Party isn't racist, they just use racial epithets to attack Obama in specific, it's not indicative of an underlying racism at all.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 17:39:56
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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Melissia wrote:Right, the Tea Party isn't racist, they just use racial epithets to attack Obama in specific, it's not indicative of an underlying racism at all.
People are going to call the tea party racist regardless of whether they are or not. With the exception of a few outliers (and it's incredibly dishonest to judge a group on a few outliers), they are not. *edited for those who don't have images enabled to see the point made much more clearly in the above picture, which in this case is worth about 38 words. Thank you for adding substantive text to this post. As a general reminder, posts that include only pictures are spam as are any posts that are otherwise non-substantive as per a moderator's judgment. Thanks, Manchu
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 17:56:24
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 18:15:29
Subject: u damnRe:Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Courageous Grand Master
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We have had no wars to divide our people and there is no strong hatred of a group by another over here.
1861? Native Americans?
The UK may bend over for a lot of things, but never jump a Q and don't you forget it, you damn colonials!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 18:35:29
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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Watching the London riots on the news, I got a laugh seeing looters queued up outside of smashed storefront windows. Etiquette is important to the Brits, even when they're destroying their own city and robbing their neighbors.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 19:34:51
Subject: u damnRe:Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:We have had no wars to divide our people and there is no strong hatred of a group by another over here.
1861? Native Americans?
The UK may bend over for a lot of things, but never jump a Q and don't you forget it, you damn colonials! 
You know that the laughing ork emoticon at the end means it was a joke right?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 19:35:31
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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whigwam wrote:Watching the London riots on the news, I got a laugh seeing looters queued up outside of smashed storefront windows. Etiquette is important to the Brits, even when they're destroying their own city and robbing their neighbors.
It's the way people are built.
Civilisation might be going to hell and law and order might have broken down but we'll be damned if we don't form an orderly queue to whatever hell we are going to.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 20:06:37
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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My apologies. Hangover, nuff said!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 20:07:27
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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A lone briton will form a queue of one while waiting for a bus, and the correct collective noun for a group of britons is "queue". It's disconcerting after the traditional goodnatured scrum that is Dubliners boarding a bus (letting old people on first, of course.)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/09/16 20:36:51
Subject: Kelis thinks Brits are racist. Remember her? No, me either.
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[MOD]
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Somewhere in south-central England.
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Anyway as reported earlier the incident took place in Spain.
The office of the Mayor of London has requested people like Kelis to check which country they are in before they start slagging off London.
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