Does Holy Terra Have a PDF?

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**Lynata**

Sparks_Havelock wrote:You forgot the dreadful Candlemas parties where the Logister-Comptroller gets drunk on amasec and ends up pict-replicating his buttocks while servo skulls dance to a dreadful song, bobbing from side to side in a vain attempt to keep in time with the music and the Loremaster Lexographer fails entirely to get off with one of the junior female scriveners.

Images in my head ... oO

**Deadshot**

Sparks_Havelock wrote:
Leigen_Zero wrote:A person born on Holy Terra is committed to a lifetime career in the civil service at birth. The thought of being forced into a life of beuracracy, unnecessary commitee meetings, 'team building exercises' , red-tape, form-filling and the accoutrements of working in the public sector fills me with more dread than any of the grimmest, darkest things the 40K universe can throw at me...

You forgot the dreadful Candlemas parties where the Logister-Comptroller gets drunk on amasec and ends up pict-replicating his buttocks while servo skulls dance to a dreadful song, bobbing from side to side in a vain attempt to keep in time with the music and the Loremaster Lexographer fails entirely to get off with one of the junior female scriveners.

I would rather fight a few dozen Titans with no more than a Lasgun and the clothes on my back.

**Grey Templar**

Deadshot wrote:
Sparks_Havelock wrote:
Leigen_Zero wrote:A person born on Holy Terra is committed to a lifetime career in the civil service at birth. The thought of being forced into a life of beuracracy, unnecessary commitee meetings, 'team building exercises' , red-tape, form-filling and the accoutrements of working in the public sector fills me with more dread than any of the grimmest, darkest things the 40K universe can throw at me...

You forgot the dreadful Candlemas parties where the Logister-Comptroller gets drunk on amasec and ends up pict-replicating his buttocks while servo skulls dance to a dreadful song, bobbing from side to side in a vain attempt to keep in time with the music and the Loremaster Lexographer fails entirely to get off with one of the junior female scriveners.

I would rather fight a few dozen Titans with no more than a Lasgun and the clothes on my back.

I don't know, the female scriviner might be receptive to a less intoxicated, and infinitly better looking, chap then the Loremaster

**Harriticus**

n0t_u wrote:There's nothing in Antarctica.

The Inquisition's headquarters is actually underneath the ice, though how ice exists on a planet whose oceans have boiled away is rather puzzling.

**Grey Templar**

Harriticus wrote:
n0t_u wrote:There's nothing in Antarctica.

The Inquisition's headquarters is actually underneath the ice, though how ice exists on a planet whose oceans have boiled away is rather puzzling.

The oceans were boiled away by Horus's bombardment.

But they neglected to mention what would happen shortly afterwards.

The atmosphere would be completely saturated and the planet would be drenched in torrential rains, that would happen almost non-stop.

So the oceans are still there, they are just under the city now.

**purplefood**

Grey Templar wrote:
Harriticus wrote:
n0t_u wrote:There's nothing in Antarctica.

The Inquisition's headquarters is actually underneath the ice, though how ice exists on a planet whose oceans have boiled away is rather puzzling.

The oceans were boiled away by Horus's bombardment.

But they neglected to mention what would happen shortly afterwards.

The atmosphere would be completely saturated and the planet would be drenched in torrential rains, that would happen almost non-stop.

So the oceans are still there, they are just under the city now.

It's possible it simply exists as water in pipes...

**Banzaimash**

Terrax Guard: they're an army of commissars.

**Flinty**

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the Adeptus Custodes yet. Who doesn't want a personal army of almost-primarch-grade super soldiers

**Deadshot**

I did. And I don't want an army of almost Primarchs. I want an army of TITAN SIZED PRIMARCHS IN CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT THE SIZE OF A FLEET, SUPPORTED BY SIMILAR SIZED PRAETOR ARMOURED ASSUALT LAUNCHERS, LED BY THE EMPEROR, MARBO AND CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

**purplefood**

Deadshot wrote:I did. And I don't want an army of almost Primarchs. I want an army of TITAN SIZED PRIMARCHS IN CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT THE SIZE OF A FLEET, SUPPORTED BY SIMILAR SIZED PRAETOR ARMOURED ASSUALT LAUNCHERS, LED BY THE EMPEROR, MARBO AND CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

You will do...

**Deadshot**

purplefood wrote:
Deadshot wrote:I did. And I don't want an army of almost Primarchs. I want an army of TITAN SIZED PRIMARCHS IN CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT THE SIZE OF A FLEET, SUPPORTED BY SIMILAR SIZED PRAETOR ARMOURED ASSUALT LAUNCHERS, LED BY THE EMPEROR, MARBO AND CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

You will do...

What do you mean?