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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 06:22:36
Subject: My Hero
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Pork rinds. We sell em in big bags in the pub and call them pork scratchings.
For some bizarre reason ..
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 06:48:23
Subject: My Hero
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Is he like one of those cop strippers? If so I must say bravo! If not well familys been in the corps for generations so a nice lil one finger salute.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 10:05:38
Subject: Re:My Hero
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Battle-tested Knight Castellan Pilot
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If you didn't earn it don't wear it. There is a Ranger site out there that has some amusing stories about known fakers. There are also some amusing stories about seals running into wannabe seals who claim they are legit...then don't even know what BUD/s is lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 12:19:25
Subject: My Hero
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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AustonT wrote:Kid's a total fake.
No marksmanship badges or ribbons, belt undressed with that long flappy (uncut) tail showing, NCO stripe on his trousers non NCO rank on his sleeves, those very unshined sketchers, untailored paints, and white gloves.
There are two people in this picture one of them is a marine and the other one is lucky to still be capable of walking.
I was going to say those shoes would have made my Dad puke, and then hurt him. Badly.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 16:29:21
Subject: My Hero
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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mattyrm wrote:
They tailor your blues to fit, that bloke looks like snoop doggy dogg!
Is this another English term? We call "Snoop Doggy Dogg" just "Snoop Dogg" in the States.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 17:24:39
Subject: My Hero
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Fixture of Dakka
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Frazzled wrote:AustonT wrote:Kid's a total fake.
No marksmanship badges or ribbons, belt undressed with that long flappy (uncut) tail showing, NCO stripe on his trousers non NCO rank on his sleeves, those very unshined sketchers, untailored paints, and white gloves.
There are two people in this picture one of them is a marine and the other one is lucky to still be capable of walking.
I was going to say those shoes would have made my Dad puke, and then hurt him. Badly.
The other guy, who is doing a fantastic job of not killing him is apparently a gunny and a current or former DI.
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters.. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 17:33:03
Subject: My Hero
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Do we know with certainty this guy is faking it for attention and not going to a costume party or some other odd possibility?
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 17:34:45
Subject: My Hero
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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Can't you get in serious trouble for impersonating military personal?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 17:42:41
Subject: My Hero
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Ahtman wrote:Do we know with certainty this guy is faking it for attention and not going to a costume party or some other odd possibility?
No. he's still going to get the provolone beatdown if he's wearing dress blues regardless.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 17:43:23
Subject: My Hero
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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mega_bassist wrote:Can't you get in serious trouble for impersonating military personal?
I know for cops as long as you are not claiming to be a officer you cant. And I assume it is the same for military personal.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 17:45:59
Subject: My Hero
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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Johnny-Crass wrote:mega_bassist wrote:Can't you get in serious trouble for impersonating military personal?
I know for cops as long as you are not claiming to be a officer you cant. And I assume it is the same for military personal.
Ah, I see. You just let them make the assumption. That's sooo un-cool.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 17:56:34
Subject: My Hero
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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The word is "personnel."
Please continue.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 17:59:01
Subject: My Hero
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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Ha, thanks Monster...it's been a loooong day at work so far.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 18:02:40
Subject: My Hero
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Monster Rain wrote:The word is "personnel."
Please continue.
You get military personals as well.. you know.. them mucky websites where birds want to find perfect strangers in uniform to come and drill them in the back of their car while ten of their mates watch?
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That only happened to me then eh?
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 18:03:04
Subject: My Hero
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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dogma wrote:mattyrm wrote:...pork scratchings...
What is a pork scratching?
Well, when a pig has an itch in a very uncomfortable place, then the farmer has to reach around and scratch...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 18:06:40
Subject: My Hero
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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mattyrm wrote:Monster Rain wrote:The word is "personnel."
Please continue.
You get military personals as well.. you know.. them mucky websites where birds want to find perfect strangers in uniform to come and drill them in the back of their car while ten of their mates watch?
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That only happened to me then eh?
I think we just figured out why that lad has been playing dressup!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 18:49:44
Subject: My Hero
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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mattyrm wrote:Monster Rain wrote:The word is "personnel."
Please continue.
You get military personals as well.. you know.. them mucky websites where birds want to find perfect strangers in uniform to come and drill them in the back of their car while ten of their mates watch?
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That only happened to me then eh?
You have my attention.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 18:52:01
Subject: My Hero
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Executing Exarch
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Monster Rain wrote:mattyrm wrote:Monster Rain wrote:The word is "personnel."
Please continue.
You get military personals as well.. you know.. them mucky websites where birds want to find perfect strangers in uniform to come and drill them in the back of their car while ten of their mates watch?
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That only happened to me then eh?
You have my attention. 
And 10 other people's, apparently!
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 18:57:34
Subject: My Hero
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Fixture of Dakka
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I don't know about the car thing...but the rest
/have done.
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters.. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/24 20:13:08
Subject: My Hero
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Not even a good fake. That uniform is fethed up like a football bat, and I'm in the National Guard so you know it's bad.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 00:01:43
Subject: My Hero
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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That reminds me Matty, one of my favorite things is that I have some military buds and every once and awhile they have a girl that cheats on them while they're away on deployment as well as nudey photos of them. Needless to say I think its a nice ritual of what happens afterwards.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 00:06:36
Subject: My Hero
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Fixture of Dakka
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halonachos wrote:That reminds me Matty, one of my favorite things is that I have some military buds and every once and awhile they have a girl that cheats on them while they're away on deployment as well as nudey photos of them. Needless to say I think its a nice ritual of what happens afterwards.
I believe the title of those texts/emails is: "Make this bitch famous" It is an epic tradition.
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters.. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 00:26:42
Subject: Re:My Hero
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Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos
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Look at this imposter:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 01:08:15
Subject: Re:My Hero
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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CT GAMER wrote:Look at this imposter:

I believe that he deserves the highest of punishments for this transgression, bring out the magnifying glass!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 01:31:19
Subject: My Hero
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Auston, did you take that pic? If so, he wouldn't happen to have a JROTC badge on the other arm, would he?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 01:44:03
Subject: My Hero
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Fixture of Dakka
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The guy looks like he got some kind of half assed Halloween costume accented by shoes polished with a Heshey bar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 01:48:47
Subject: My Hero
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Fixture of Dakka
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Platuan4th wrote:Auston, did you take that pic? If so, he wouldn't happen to have a JROTC badge on the other arm, would he?
No, and I'm guessing no again. I got it from a veterans group I belong to as a chain email the whole thing looked like this:
Another poser!
GySgt Ableman was keen enough to spot this douche-bag walking through the
Reno Airport in full dress blues with gloves and cover on. He stopped him
near the baggage claim and running into three Drill Instructors wasn't
something this guy had anticipated. If any of you know Gy Ableman, this kid
was lucky to leave with all his teeth intact.
From the get go, it was obvious this kid was not a Marine. He claimed to be
a PFC (wearing LCpl chevrons) and could not explain what a PFC chevron
looked like and then couldn't explain the NCO stripe on his trousers. He had
a collar emblem in the middle of his barracks cover and his belt was
sticking out. No ribbons or badges, his trousers were way too long, not to
mention he had on Sketcher boots instead of dress shoes and a civilian belt.
We found this out after we demanded that he take off the blouse and cover.
Turns out he bought the uniform from a surplus store and his dad is a
retired Navy Chief. Reno is a super-pro military area and this guy was
soaking in the atta-boys. Lot of posers out there, watch out!
Know any recruiters in the San Diego and Reno areas, send them a warning to
watch out for this turd.
I've looked around the interwebz and apparently its pretty old.
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters.. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 01:53:12
Subject: My Hero
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Relapse wrote:The guy looks like he got some kind of half assed Halloween costume accented by shoes polished with a Heshey bar.
Mmmm... Hershey bars.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 01:58:17
Subject: My Hero
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Thanks for the story, Auston. Yeah, kid's a douche. I only asked cause he looks similar to how a lot of the new kids did the first time they had to wear their uniforms in our high school Marine Corps JROTC since they hadn't gotten to know their units yet so no one had taken the time to show them how to do it properly yet. Wasn't as much a problem for us band members since we had gotten to know each other over the summer at regular band camp(a pre-req for being in the JROTC band was being in the regular band, too).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/25 12:17:24
Subject: Re:My Hero
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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CT GAMER wrote:Look at this imposter:

It takes some balls to hold a Springfield in a fied position for any period of time.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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