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People do much weirder things with plastic surgery than this. It's weird, but whatever.

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IMO, her surgery while more extreme than Heidi Montag's, doesn't look nearly as bad.

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Chowderhead wrote:
I'm fine with the glutes, but the breasts seem so large it's uncomfortable.

Those puppies do not match her body at all. She looks like some girl in a really bad anime.


I'd say that she's about 1-2 cup sizes too large. With her physique she could pull off D a cup and still look natural.

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Chowderhead wrote:
dogma wrote:Heidi Montag, take 2.



Everything about this screams totally unnecessary.

Bigger boobs and straight hair?
Such a radical transformation.

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She also had liposuction and a lot of bad facial work.

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Probably work

Only one thing you can say about people like this:

Shame she didn't do anything about that nose...

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Her nose is sharp enough to kill people.

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Probably work

Nah, still looks too large.

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This nose looks too large?


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Amaya wrote:
Only in this case its not because she isn't really human, but because she looks like an overly realistic artificial human. A living, breathing doll.


I think most of the artificiality of her appearance is from the makeup, not the plastic surgery.

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Probably work

Yeah, totally. Her ears are too large in the Forbes pictures too, but I can only assume she was working on getting those fixed.

(I don't think you see what I'm doing here.)

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dogma wrote:
Amaya wrote:
Only in this case its not because she isn't really human, but because she looks like an overly realistic artificial human. A living, breathing doll.


I think most of the artificiality of her appearance is from the makeup, not the plastic surgery.


With her face that is certainly true, she's actually rather attractive with minimal makeup. The changes to the rest of her body though make her look like an big breasted anime character brought to life.


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daedalus wrote:Yeah, totally. Her ears are too large in the Forbes pictures too, but I can only assume she was working on getting those fixed.

(I don't think you see what I'm doing here.)


I do now. You got me.

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Probably work

Amaya wrote:
daedalus wrote:Yeah, totally. Her ears are too large in the Forbes pictures too, but I can only assume she was working on getting those fixed.

(I don't think you see what I'm doing here.)


I do now. You got me.


Seriously though. There's something so wrong with these people that all you can really do is criticize them on things like that to see how far they'll go in mutilating themselves. Saddest thing about it is that I'm sure she was actually quite attractive before the plastic surgery disaster.

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Amaya wrote:This nose looks too large?





Good fething lord! Seriously, her eyes freak me out. Ive gotta stay out of this thread, or I wont sleep for days.














































































































































































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I would tap it... If i wasn't married

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If it wasnt married?! WTF does that have to do with it?
   
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KingCracker wrote:If it wasnt married?! WTF does that have to do with it?


He obviously respects the sanctity of marriage. If she had some legs on her, I might agree with him, but she has stick legs and I haaaaaaate those.

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The eyes in that photo are just....dead. It's unnerving.

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She did nto need liposuction at all...


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KingCracker wrote:
Amaya wrote:This nose looks too large?

Spoiler:
Good fething lord! Seriously, her eyes freak me out. Ive gotta stay out of this thread, or I wont sleep for days.

fething spooky bitch
Those are the eyes of a dead woman.

Who had someone else put way too much make up on her.

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The eyes are contacts + makeup, really.

She did look quite cute before the surgery.

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As I asid, she looks lke someone died and had it in her will that she wanted wa ytoo much makeup on her.

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Without the disproportionately large breasts, this would be a beautiful girl. (never personally been a fan of a massive chest)



However, that face is definitely residing quite firmly within the deepest recesses of the Uncanny Valley. The absolute tragedy is that she was kinda cute prior to the facial reshaping. Now she just looks like a Real Doll.
   
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She looks like a daemon...
Not the 40k kind...
The kind i would expect to find dragging itself from a pit and into this world to devour human for their souls...

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I feel this is appropriate.

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Coulton is good live, BTW.

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azazel the cat wrote:Without the disproportionately large breasts, this would be a beautiful girl. (never personally been a fan of a massive chest)



However, that face is definitely residing quite firmly within the deepest recesses of the Uncanny Valley. The absolute tragedy is that she was kinda cute prior to the facial reshaping. Now she just looks like a Real Doll.
She needs more meat on her bones too.

That waist looks so thin... like she'd just snap in half in the middle of a brisk jog.

YMMV I gueses.

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I am very attracted to that creepy long barbie lady.

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azazel the cat wrote:Without the disproportionately large breasts, this would be a beautiful girl. (never personally been a fan of a massive chest)



However, that face is definitely residing quite firmly within the deepest recesses of the Uncanny Valley. The absolute tragedy is that she was kinda cute prior to the facial reshaping. Now she just looks like a Real Doll.


I would hit it like a speeding train. I love big chests.

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Alexzandvar wrote:

I would hit it like a speeding train. I love big chests....


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Alexzandvar wrote:I would hit it like a speeding train. I love big chests.
They're fake, so be careful or they might pop.

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