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Stormderp-- Crash lands immediately upon deployment. Deploys d6 stormpidgeons upon crashing.

Storm Crusader- Self Entitled to everything the imperium has, not only that but there are 3,000 of them to compensate if one would fall in combat. Though Funnily enough in the lore they are always killed faster than most Astartes.

Black Templars Storm Purger:

A flying dodecahedron covered in Hurricane Bolters with Power Fist Bayonets.

I'll let ya'll figure out the rules.

Stormslaneesh:
A deamonic engine of Slaneesh. It's powered by pure cocaine and dispenses a fine mist of LSD in its wake.

Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
Stormcardinals

Underdog that wins it all for the eleventh time in 2011

fixed that for ya

dajobe wrote:

Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
Stormcardinals

completely underwhelming failures

fixed that for ya

Fixed it for you again


right now i actually want to see a stormtebow (Paint it orange and blue with 15 everywhereand a quote from skip bayless claiming its better than a titan )

Cheexsta wrote:Stormswallow - has two variants, each with a different air-speed velocity when unladen.

Yes that.

StormJumper - A drop pod with stormjets inside it instead of passenger room, in its movement, shooting, and assault phases it may deepstrike again within 12" of its last location. Scatter is only done on a single D6. If it lands on a unit it will tank shot it.

Stormageddon Darklord of All - Only passengers allowed are mom, not mum, and also not mum.

StormShields - A brick with wings with Armour value 14,10,10 who's primary use is to block line of sight.

Stormvulture. Only flies to the nearest pile of the dead, hopefully the enemies.

Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:

dajobe wrote:

Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
Stormcubs
completely underwhelming failures

fixed that for ya

Fixed it for you again

lol

Stormconscript- a 5 point conscript with a jet engine strapped to its back and taking one allows you to disregard all force org, but if you take less than 400 at 2000 points, you automatically lose

Stormbush - takes over hq slot in army, then blows up 2 of your own units- but blames it on chaos. Then launches all out repetitive suicide conscript strikes with all remaining pts. Finally leaves when friendly side of the table is broke, demoralized, and facing critique from every other army in the game. Is accused of warcrimes, but has a bigger version of the Stormbush guarding him. Pew pew lazergunz!!

Oh.... Once it gets fooled you can't get fooled by it again, and it is very good at coexisting peacefully with fish and putting food on your family.

Coolyo294 wrote:Stormslaneesh:
A deamonic engine of Slaneesh. It's powered by pure cocaine and dispenses a fine mist of LSD in its wake.

Stormslaanesh 2-
Literally a flying feth.

DarthSpader wrote:Stormbush - takes over hq slot in army, then blows up 2 of your own units- but blames it on chaos. Then launches all out repetitive suicide conscript strikes with all remaining pts. Finally leaves when friendly side of the table is broke, demoralized, and facing critique from every other army in the game. Is accused of warcrimes, but has a bigger version of the Stormbush guarding him. Pew pew lazergunz!!

Oh.... Once it gets fooled you can't get fooled by it again, and it is very good at coexisting peacefully with fish and putting food on your family.

Couldn't exalt enough,

absolutely brilliant

DarthSpader wrote:Stormbush - takes over hq slot in army, then blows up 2 of your own units- but blames it on chaos. Then launches all out repetitive suicide conscript strikes with all remaining pts. Finally leaves when friendly side of the table is broke, demoralized, and facing critique from every other army in the game. Is accused of warcrimes, but has a bigger version of the Stormbush guarding him. Pew pew lazergunz!!

Oh.... Once it gets fooled you can't get fooled by it again, and it is very good at coexisting peacefully with fish and putting food on your family.

Every time I think I've seen the dumbest thing ever posted on this site, somebody makes an honest effort to top it.

Try to keep your political commentary and inane conspiracy theories to yourself. You'll seem a ton smarter that way.

I think my favorite entry thus far here is the....STORMDERP, i was laughing out loud for at least 20 seconds when i read that and people were staring at me in my cubicle

Storm-in-gale - has about 10,000 watts of speakers

Storm-lorian - has a 1.21 gigawatt plasma drive allowing it to move 88 inches and travel back into games you previously played.

Stormraven: flying dumpster.

I went there.

Stormparrot: A stormraven with all weaponry replaced by laud hailers that simply repeat the war cries of the enemy, causing confusion. Utterly useless, however.

Stormtree: landing site for Stormcraft. They can conveniently drop remaining fuel on nearby Rhinos and Land Raiders from this perch.

And DarthSpader's post was genius. Just sayin'.

Storm-in-a-teacup - a small vehicle that is greatly over costed.

Causes failed rolls to be blown way out of proportion.

Stormtalon- Star of the hit movie The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars

Some nice suggestions... maybe we could put together a petition to GW to take some of these bad boys on!

Stormplatypus - defies classification and then poisons the enemy with these weird little claw things.

Stormcanarie- custom flyer for a SM chapter in green & yellow on the far east of the Imperium.

SDFarsight wrote:Stormcanarie- custom flyer for a SM chapter in green & yellow on the far east of the Imperium.

Stormcanary: A scout craft sent ahead of main forces into caves and old mines, and if shot down alerts the incoming troops of danger.

keisukekun wrote:Stormmagpie

A variant developed to work in pairs. Fielding only one is considered bad luck.

Does it have a large crane on the bottom to steal equipment from allied armies?

Stormnurgle - Stormpigeon in disguise

StormPigeon special rule:

Birdstrike: if a StormPigeon finishes its move within 6" of the frontal arc of an enemy flier, roll a d6. On a 1, the StormPigeon is sucked into one of the flier's engines, crippling it. The enemy flier counts as immobilised (or wrecked if it was previously travelling flat-out).

@ vet srg....just cause your american dosent mean you should blindley follow what your media and politicans say. conspiricay theroy? maybe... but here is not the place for it so ima drop it. heres another one for ya, tho.

"storm'bama" - pretty much the stormtalon, but has the "its time for a change" rule - one use only, makes any enemy unit temporarily a storm'bama.... however every unit within earshot gets free shots at it out of sequence. the stormbama then forgets what it was doing and "kills" the "enemy" HQ unit, but there is no dice roll to proove it, and no one can find the model that represented it.

Buttons wrote:

keisukekun wrote:Stormmagpie

A variant developed to work in pairs. Fielding only one is considered bad luck.

Does it have a large crane on the bottom to steal equipment from allied armies?

Not only does it have a crane but it comes equipped with holy explosive "mug-shaped" relics with what appear to be markings from other Chapters.

This is most likely in tribute to the gifts these Chapters have provided to the Stormmagpie's STC!