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2012/07/05 17:01:52
Subject: Re:Man admits to having sex with 1000 cars....
After a little bit of Google-fu, seems he lives in Seattle currently and splits his love life between 'Vanilla', the Beetle, and 'Ginger' a Ford Ranger......The slut!
2012/07/05 17:23:26
Subject: Man admits to having sex with 1000 cars....
p_gray99 wrote:Aren't we meant to be discussing this rather than making bad (yet at the same time punny) jokes about it?
You mean they aren't the same thing?
I don't think I've been doing this whole conversation thing correctly...
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2012/07/05 17:24:17
Subject: Man admits to having sex with 1000 cars....
I wonder if he's into a bit of muffler diving, or even rims...
As for seeing two cars at once, he'd best hope that there's no indiciations that could cause a brake up.
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2012/07/05 17:45:54
Subject: Re:Man admits to having sex with 1000 cars....
LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
LoneLictor wrote: I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.
Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
2012/07/07 07:43:42
Subject: Re:Man admits to having sex with 1000 cars....
Don't you get that this man is the ultimate love machine? I mean the way he's able to get their motor running is pretty amazing, but one has to wonder what type of car does he prefer most; automatic or manual? Does he like the ones with junk in the trunk or is he more of a chassis kind of guy?
I hope he practices safe sex otherwise his crankshaft might act as a radiator of Sexual Transmission Diseases, and nobody likes that.
2012/07/07 14:46:19
Subject: Re:Man admits to having sex with 1000 cars....
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