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Melissia wrote:You're in trouble when you think that they're cheating on you when you have absolutely no evidence that they are, and in fact they never had any inclination to cheat until you started mistreating them because of your suspicion that they wer echeating.

Sadly, this happens way too often -.-

+1 to this. I think a good 50% of cheating wouldn't happen if there wasn't a projection of intent at it's basis.

Back to funny : You're in trouble when you start thinking your wife's mistress is hotter than your mistress?

You know you are in trouble when your kids refer to your mailman as "Uncle"

Melissia wrote:You're in trouble when you think that they're cheating on you when you have absolutely no evidence that they are, and in fact they never had any inclination to cheat until you started mistreating them because of your suspicion that they wer echeating.

Sadly, this happens way too often -.-

I know magazines that gave advice like "If he is working late he is cheating"

When you occasionally wake up in the night and find your significant other standing over you with a claw hammer, just staring at you...

Leigen_Zero wrote:When you occasionally wake up in the night and find your significant other standing over you with a claw hammer, just staring at you...

Alternatively, they may have just read "50 Shades of Grey" and got a bit too much into BDSM, mainly the S part.

Wait...a claw hammer?....but the only that resemble...nvm

When you go looking through kijiji / craigslist looking for some new minis and find your collection listed

sirlynchmob wrote:When you go looking through kijiji / craigslist looking for some new minis and find your collection listed

Especially if your wife posts it as "a new widow"

Your browser history/ document history shows the following:

searches on Arsenic, Cyanide and average metabolism rates for 30 year old males

websites for law firms, krav maga and domestic abuse/self defense laws

online dating sites

Pictures of your wife that you dont remember taking which directly link to sites like "brazzers"

you find the following things in your garage/house:

Garbage bags, duct tape, nylon ropes and cinderblocks with receipts from different hardware stores and paid in cash.

lots and lots of LYE

a business card for Al's Woodchipper Rental

a map with locations circled and x'd out with some locations labelled as "pig farm" and "construction site"

You catch her doing the following:

Buttering the bathroom floor

bringing your sandwich to the garage before she gives it to you

she attaches a hose to the tailpipe of her car thats JUST long enough to lead from the garage to your hobby room

she asks you "do you lick your brushes?"

You do the following:

watch Law and order and CSI and get discouraged when they find the killer

find yourself staring at her neck when shes not looking

realize that the food shes allergic to can be ground up really finely to be rendered almost undetectable