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Trying to be lighthearted about my personal affairs. Let's keep this thread funny! I need a laugh!!!!!!


- You find yourself actually wondering how many land raiders you could buy if you hock your wedding band.

Your spouse sells his/her wedding band for minis. Those minis are not the same game as your minis.

TheLionOfTheForest wrote:
- You find yourself actually wondering how many land raiders you could buy if you hock your wedding band.

Better do it fast or it'll only be 1

Your wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and liked it?

You're married.

She starts an argument about how Warmachine is so much better and more balanced than 40K?

(protip ; it is )

Is it more balanced because it is? Or because you get sex if you agree?

Avatar 720 wrote:Is it more balanced because it is? Or because you get sex if you agree?

Mostly, it's more balanced because elven assassins chicks wear exposed thongs.

But if your getting sex as a result of anything regarding a wargame, then your a fething TIME LORD.

You find your minies have better conversations than your spouse.

whitedragon wrote:Your wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and liked it?

Oh no! she's currently reading it. Havent asked her what she thinks of it yet.

TheLionOfTheForest wrote:

whitedragon wrote:Your wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and liked it?

Oh no! she's currently reading it. Havent asked her what she thinks of it yet.

Holy crap. You can be sure your entire sex life is getting psychanalysed in search of proof that all that males ever want are obediant sex slaves (they're unto us!!!).

Really? My wife read 50 Shades and all that happened is we have a crap ton of sex now and she want's to try kinky things I thought were off the table. Still can't get her to wear a collar though. Can't win em all I guess.

For me, a sign of trouble would be if she stopped asking me to go with her to movies like Twilight. I may not enjoy them, but it's nice to be first in line for her to take on those events.

When you make joint bank accounts.


(No matter how much you love someone... Bad Idea.)

Bromsy wrote:When you make joint bank accounts.


(No matter how much you love someone... Bad Idea.)

This. She'll steal your money, and spend it on Scentsy.

Agreed. Same bank account and both of you have debit cards

When they ask you for a trial split.

When the kids leave home.

When you accidently spend all of your fun money on your hobby....

Or when you get caught. Doing anything your not suppose to be doing.

You catch your wife licking a gypsies balls behind a dumpster.

Why do i assume that happened to you Mattyrm?

I dunno.. cos you think I would get off on it?

It's a shame that we have to take a beautiful, natural act like licking a gypsies balls and hide it away behind a dumpster.

I see a new porn chain starting now due to Matty

Bromsy wrote:It's a shame that we have to take a beautiful, natural act like licking a gypsies balls and hide it away behind a dumpster.

That is sigworthy, if it wasn't for John Patrick Mason of her majesties SAS.

John Lennon once said "We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight"

I dont know about you, but I would be more comfortable with a 5 year old seeing John get punched in the face than bending one into Yoko outside a Subway.

mattyrm wrote:

I dont know about you, but I would be more comfortable with a 5 year old seeing John get punched in the face than bending one into Yoko outside a Subway.

It's things like this that make me sad for not having any room in my sig.

mattyrm wrote: You catch your wife licking a gypsies balls behind a dumpster.

I got some odd looks when I cackled maniacally in a crowded room as I read this.

Well played.

It's in trouble when you go to the bar instead of going home because you know the only thing waiting for you there is your tau and you're wifes GK.

mattyrm wrote:

Bromsy wrote:It's a shame that we have to take a beautiful, natural act like licking a gypsies balls and hide it away behind a dumpster.

That is sigworthy, if it wasn't for John Patrick Mason of her majesties SAS.

John Lennon once said "We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight"

I dont know about you, but I would be more comfortable with a 5 year old seeing John get punched in the face than bending one into Yoko outside a Subway.

Subway station or sandwich shop?

Aerethan wrote:Really? My wife read 50 Shades and all that happened is we have a crap ton of sex now and she want's to try kinky things I thought were off the table. Still can't get her to wear a collar though. Can't win em all I guess.

For me, a sign of trouble would be if she stopped asking me to go with her to movies like Twilight. I may not enjoy them, but it's nice to be first in line for her to take on those events.

Ah that's a shame, the collar is really up there on my 'This is SO COOL' list. Pretty much ex equo with the pseudo-medieval dress...

Well, lucky you if your wife is the kind to turn bad erotica into good sexual impulses, seems like you got a sweet deal

You're in trouble when you think that they're cheating on you when you have absolutely no evidence that they are, and in fact they never had any inclination to cheat until you started mistreating them because of your suspicion that they wer echeating.

Sadly, this happens way too often -.-

Melissia wrote:You're in trouble when you think that they're cheating on you when you have absolutely no evidence that they are, and in fact they never had any inclination to cheat until you started mistreating them because of your suspicion that they wer echeating.

Sadly, this happens way too often -.-

Th...that's not funny at all.