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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 13:07:31
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hammer of Wrath will never be the same again
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"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 13:18:45
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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[DCM]
Moustache-twirling Princeps
Gone-to-ground in the craters of Coventry
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I left that for you to conclude.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 13:30:05
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Hellion Hitting and Running
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 15:53:29
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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I wonder if he'll get a armor penetration bonus?
Only from the rear, of course.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 16:26:57
Subject: Re:Male Sisters of Battle?
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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I dont...what is this?....I dont even....
SISTERS of Battle.
Read their fluff mate. They have to be female to exploit a loop hole in Imperial law. I cant recall the whole story. Im certain theres a guy called Vandire or something similar who has a rebellion or something.
Long story short, doesnt make the slightest sense, sorry.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 16:30:38
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 16:41:30
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Ferocious Blood Claw
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Honestly its your army, roll out how you want but in all seriousness, do you really want to deprive the 40k galaxy of less ladies? This millennium is a total sausage fest.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 16:44:16
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Why are terminators using bolters?
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Star Trek taught me so much. Like, how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 16:45:36
Subject: Re:Male Sisters of Battle?
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Hellion Hitting and Running
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I think the thing we've learned from this thread is Eddie Izzard should have his powered codpiece. And CthulusSpy, only with a successful Act of Faith. EDIT: @Griddlelol Budget cut. Space Cameron is laying down his space Thatcher-ism in 40k.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/06/19 16:46:40
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 16:45:44
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Because continuity is heretical. Automatically Appended Next Post: Baronyu wrote:I think the thing we've learned from this thread is Eddie Izzard should have his powered codpiece. And CthulusSpy, only with a successful Act of Faith. I am going to exalt this post so hard...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/06/19 16:46:31
What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 17:04:50
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Well, it's more of a organizational reason why there aren't any male SoBs as opposed to the physiological reasons why females can't be SM.
I don't actually see a problem with it, as long as you have the understanding that a lot of Imperial factions are going to want to light you up seeing as you're a heretical organization.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 17:16:01
Subject: Re:Male Sisters of Battle?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I was hoping this thread would go in hilarious places when I posted it. I was not disappointed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 18:17:30
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
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Are you going to tell them they can't?
Male Sisters of Battle are an even worse than regular ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 18:21:12
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Male sisters of battle are from the lost legi-- orders.
They are also 12 feet tall and all have terminator armour.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 18:25:16
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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purplefood wrote:Male sisters of battle are from the lost legi-- orders.
They are also 12 feet tall and all have terminator armour.
They use a multi-laser as their primary weapon and are known to surf on razorbacks as well.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 20:37:11
Subject: Re:Male Sisters of Battle?
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Just no...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 20:41:52
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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CthuluIsSpy wrote: purplefood wrote:Male sisters of battle are from the lost legi-- orders.
They are also 12 feet tall and all have terminator armour.
They use a multi-laser as their primary weapon and are known to surf on razorbacks as well.
And are able to do backflips in said terminator armor.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/06/19 20:42:40
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 20:44:46
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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You can't have male Sisters of Battle because the Grey Knights refuse to wear anything with a beard.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 22:43:20
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Mythal wrote:You can't have male Sisters of Battle because the Grey Knights refuse to wear anything with a beard.
Plot twist: Grey Knights are male sisters of battle.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 22:44:52
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Well I read in the Rogue Trader that the two lost legions were actually male Sisters of Battle which is why they were purged.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 22:48:32
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Preacher of the Emperor
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TheDraconicLord wrote: CthuluIsSpy wrote: purplefood wrote:Male sisters of battle are from the lost legi-- orders.
They are also 12 feet tall and all have terminator armour.
They use a multi-laser as their primary weapon and are known to surf on razorbacks as well.
And are able to do backflips in said terminator armor.
No only that, but they can take down Eldar tanks with mere rocks.
Such is their martial skill.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 22:57:28
Subject: Re:Male Sisters of Battle?
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Cosmic Joe
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Lame idea. Actually, the lamest I've heard all week.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 22:59:02
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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JWhex wrote:Well I read in the Rogue Trader that the two lost legions were actually male Sisters of Battle which is why they were purged.
Someone already posted that... as a joke... it was me...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 23:02:58
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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JWhex wrote:Well I read in the Rogue Trader that the two lost legions were actually male Sisters of Battle which is why they were purged.
Please let this be a joke, please let this be a joke.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 23:10:57
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Skinnereal wrote:If the armour the SoB wears has had bewbs added, what would need to be done for male SoBs? Fluffy boas? Sequins?
Gigantic codpieces that have their own Fleur de Lys badges. And of course, their own boltguns. Each model counts as double, one wound for the codpiece, one wound for the brother of battle.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 23:11:58
Subject: Re:Male Sisters of Battle?
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Mutating Changebringer
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There is already a male sisters army...
The Black Templars.
Same colors, same ideology, same fanatics, same hatred for psykers.
Terrible codexs. Both armies unsupported.
There you go. I'm surprised this wasn't the first responce.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 23:13:02
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Nah, Black Templars aren't as badass, they're just Marines, not humans, after all.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 23:22:03
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Melissia wrote: Skinnereal wrote:If the armour the SoB wears has had bewbs added, what would need to be done for male SoBs? Fluffy boas? Sequins?
Gigantic codpieces that have their own Fleur de Lys badges.
And of course, their own boltguns.
Each model counts as double, one wound for the codpiece, one wound for the brother of battle.
Eddie Izzard will have the largest one, naturally.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 23:31:49
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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Melissia wrote:Nah, Black Templars aren't as badass, they're just Marines, not humans, after all.
But they do sport impressive hateboners for the Alien and the Wi-oh wait two of their closest allies are Xenos and the Grey Knights. My bad.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 23:32:15
Subject: Male Sisters of Battle?
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Hellion Hitting and Running
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Melissia wrote: Skinnereal wrote:If the armour the SoB wears has had bewbs added, what would need to be done for male SoBs? Fluffy boas? Sequins?
Gigantic codpieces that have their own Fleur de Lys badges.
And of course, their own boltguns.
Each model counts as double, one wound for the codpiece, one wound for the brother of battle.
Not only that, due to the size of the codpiece, any enemy unit firing at a brother of battle unit will have to take a leadership test on 3D6 in order to see if they could divert their attention away from the enormous codpiece and focus on shooting, if only temporarily. Unit that passed the test fires as normal. If the test is failed, the unit cannot fire any shot for that turn, they're too busy feeling inadequate.
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