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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Baronyu wrote:
 Skinnereal wrote:
If the armour the SoB wears has had bewbs added, what would need to be done for male SoBs? Fluffy boas? Sequins?


Codpiece.


You are now thinking of Eddie Izzard wearing a powered codpiece.


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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
You are now thinking of Eddie Izzard wearing a powered codpiece.

I left that for you to conclude.
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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
You are now thinking of Eddie Izzard wearing a powered codpiece.



 
   
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I wonder if he'll get a armor penetration bonus?
Only from the rear, of course.

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I dont...what is this?....I dont even....

SISTERS of Battle.

Read their fluff mate. They have to be female to exploit a loop hole in Imperial law. I cant recall the whole story. Im certain theres a guy called Vandire or something similar who has a rebellion or something.


Long story short, doesnt make the slightest sense, sorry.

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Honestly its your army, roll out how you want but in all seriousness, do you really want to deprive the 40k galaxy of less ladies? This millennium is a total sausage fest.

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Why are terminators using bolters?


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I think the thing we've learned from this thread is Eddie Izzard should have his powered codpiece.

And CthulusSpy, only with a successful Act of Faith.

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 Griddlelol wrote:
Why are terminators using bolters?


Because continuity is heretical.


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Baronyu wrote:
I think the thing we've learned from this thread is Eddie Izzard should have his powered codpiece.

And CthulusSpy, only with a successful Act of Faith.


I am going to exalt this post so hard...

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Well, it's more of a organizational reason why there aren't any male SoBs as opposed to the physiological reasons why females can't be SM.

I don't actually see a problem with it, as long as you have the understanding that a lot of Imperial factions are going to want to light you up seeing as you're a heretical organization.
   
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 Griddlelol wrote:
Why are terminators using bolters?
Are you going to tell them they can't?

Male Sisters of Battle are an even worse than regular ones.

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Male sisters of battle are from the lost legi-- orders.
They are also 12 feet tall and all have terminator armour.

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 purplefood wrote:
Male sisters of battle are from the lost legi-- orders.
They are also 12 feet tall and all have terminator armour.


They use a multi-laser as their primary weapon and are known to surf on razorbacks as well.

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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
Male sisters of battle are from the lost legi-- orders.
They are also 12 feet tall and all have terminator armour.


They use a multi-laser as their primary weapon and are known to surf on razorbacks as well.


And are able to do backflips in said terminator armor.

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You can't have male Sisters of Battle because the Grey Knights refuse to wear anything with a beard.
   
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Mythal wrote:
You can't have male Sisters of Battle because the Grey Knights refuse to wear anything with a beard.

Plot twist: Grey Knights are male sisters of battle.

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Well I read in the Rogue Trader that the two lost legions were actually male Sisters of Battle which is why they were purged.

   
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 TheDraconicLord wrote:
 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
Male sisters of battle are from the lost legi-- orders.
They are also 12 feet tall and all have terminator armour.


They use a multi-laser as their primary weapon and are known to surf on razorbacks as well.


And are able to do backflips in said terminator armor.

No only that, but they can take down Eldar tanks with mere rocks.

Such is their martial skill.

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Lame idea. Actually, the lamest I've heard all week.



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JWhex wrote:Well I read in the Rogue Trader that the two lost legions were actually male Sisters of Battle which is why they were purged.

Someone already posted that... as a joke... it was me...

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JWhex wrote:
Well I read in the Rogue Trader that the two lost legions were actually male Sisters of Battle which is why they were purged.

Please let this be a joke, please let this be a joke.

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 Skinnereal wrote:
If the armour the SoB wears has had bewbs added, what would need to be done for male SoBs? Fluffy boas? Sequins?
Gigantic codpieces that have their own Fleur de Lys badges.

And of course, their own boltguns.

Each model counts as double, one wound for the codpiece, one wound for the brother of battle.

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There is already a male sisters army...

The Black Templars.

Same colors, same ideology, same fanatics, same hatred for psykers.

Terrible codexs. Both armies unsupported.

There you go. I'm surprised this wasn't the first responce.

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Nah, Black Templars aren't as badass, they're just Marines, not humans, after all.

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 Melissia wrote:
 Skinnereal wrote:
If the armour the SoB wears has had bewbs added, what would need to be done for male SoBs? Fluffy boas? Sequins?
Gigantic codpieces that have their own Fleur de Lys badges.

And of course, their own boltguns.

Each model counts as double, one wound for the codpiece, one wound for the brother of battle.


Eddie Izzard will have the largest one, naturally.


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 Melissia wrote:
Nah, Black Templars aren't as badass, they're just Marines, not humans, after all.

But they do sport impressive hateboners for the Alien and the Wi-oh wait two of their closest allies are Xenos and the Grey Knights. My bad.

 Midnightdeathblade wrote:
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 Melissia wrote:
 Skinnereal wrote:
If the armour the SoB wears has had bewbs added, what would need to be done for male SoBs? Fluffy boas? Sequins?
Gigantic codpieces that have their own Fleur de Lys badges.

And of course, their own boltguns.

Each model counts as double, one wound for the codpiece, one wound for the brother of battle.


Not only that, due to the size of the codpiece, any enemy unit firing at a brother of battle unit will have to take a leadership test on 3D6 in order to see if they could divert their attention away from the enormous codpiece and focus on shooting, if only temporarily. Unit that passed the test fires as normal. If the test is failed, the unit cannot fire any shot for that turn, they're too busy feeling inadequate.

 
   
 
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