My 6 year old called my minitures adult toys...

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**Velour_Fog**

Jimsolo wrote:
A friend of mine is a commission painter. His wife, after getting a new job, was asked by her co-workers what her husband did, to which she replied, "He paints toys."

"Like, toy trains?" they asked.

"No, like, toys for grown-ups," she said.

Her manager went all pale, leaned in, and whispered, "You mean dildos?!"

Haha! That's brilliant, Jim

**hotsauceman1**

My niece calls them "Adult Dollies"

**Kroothawk**

Jimsolo wrote:
A friend of mine is a commission painter. His wife, after getting a new job, was asked by her co-workers what her husband did, to which she replied, "He paints toys."
"Like, toy trains?" they asked.
"No, like, toys for grown-ups," she said.
Her manager went all pale, leaned in, and whispered, "You mean dildos?!"

She should show them her husband's recent commission

**rhino-40-000**

ha ha made my night kroothawk

**Color Sgt. Kell**

To my young cousins, I call minis- "Things you do not touch"

Because I once called them toy soldiers = Ruined army

**Monster Rain**

Tycho wrote:
Ahem. Man dollies dear boy, Man Dollies.

WRONG! WAR DOLLIES! That is the ONLY acceptable name ... WAR DOLLIES!

We call them Space Barbies around these parts.

**fullmetaljacket**

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... too funny

**Kal-El**

lots of great responses! I could not think of anything else, BUT, my models to explain what an adult toy was lol. I need to be a better thinker on my toes lol. Now that a couple days has passed I think she forgot and go back to the word minis lol. I think Jimsolo is winning now! lol omg that was funny.

**SickSix**

squall018 wrote:
This just made my morning. Thanks.

Ditto! This is hilarious! Good luck when she goes to school!

**SoloFalcon1138**

*I* call them adult toy soldiers.

**Relapse**

Kal-El wrote:
Yeah, she heard a radio commercial talking about adult toys. How do you explain that to a 6 year old? Warhammer models... So then she's like "my daddy plays with adult toys and leaves them on the table". So... Yeah, better think of another explanation to explain what an adult toy is to a 6 year old lol because they will go right to their grand parents to tell them about your adult toys, your adult toy table, and your adult toy bags full of toys...

I just laughed and rolled with it...we don't listen to the radio as much anymore either now.

That reminds me of a joke I could tell here, but then I'd get banned.