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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/25 22:54:47
Subject: Re:Jurassic World Trailer
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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Unless.... this is the first of a new breed of guerrilla marvel cinematic universe films, and the young boy injects himself with mutant dino DNA, becoming Reptil!
The dinosaurs look great, I'm in even if I don't see my hoped for twist. I'll have to wait for video though- my sons wouldn't sleep for a week if they saw that on the big screen.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 00:10:33
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Fixture of Dakka
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How the hell do they keep that mosasaurus fed? There must be a whole fishing industry hunting sharks for it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 00:29:26
Subject: Re:Jurassic World Trailer
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Huge Hierodule
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Sasori wrote:So, the new hybrid is supposed be..
Which seems pretty interesting!
Okay, so here's how it'll break down:
Tyranosaurus rex=Big, powerful
"Raptor"=Smart
Cuttelfish=Camoflauged
Snake=poisonous
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 00:30:32
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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Snraptorfish Rex, then?
Ok.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 01:12:59
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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George Spiggott wrote:How the hell do they keep that mosasaurus fed? There must be a whole fishing industry hunting sharks for it.
I think there is a video going around on just why, even if the amber cloning thing worked, the logistics of making a dino island is just stupid
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 01:15:13
Subject: Re:Jurassic World Trailer
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Good Guy Velociraptors is the best heel face turn since Terminator 2. Automatically Appended Next Post: Ahtman wrote:Also seems like a really odd combination of things to put together to create something.
 Does not approve.
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 01:24:06
Subject: Re:Jurassic World Trailer
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ouze wrote:Good Guy Velociraptors is the best heel face turn since Terminator 2.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Ahtman wrote:Also seems like a really odd combination of things to put together to create something.
 Does not approve.
Just goes to show that for every crazy idea humanity has, nature's beat them to it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 01:26:46
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Fixture of Dakka
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Well, the boat was cool.
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"The Omnissiah is my Moderati" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 02:14:41
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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[MOD]
Making Stuff
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I'm hoping it turns into a robot and fights all the dinosaurs.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 02:17:33
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Fixture of Dakka
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insaniak wrote:
I'm hoping it turns into a robot and fights all the dinosaurs.
It's the only thing that'll save this turd.
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"The Omnissiah is my Moderati" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 02:25:15
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Martial Arts Fiday
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No Sam Neil, no sale!
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 02:28:16
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Fixture of Dakka
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Even Sam Neill couldn't save JP3.
He was defeated by talking raptor.
I hope the hybrid isn't Dinosaur/Human.
I still haven't got over Alien: Resurrection.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 0025/11/26 02:36:42
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Guess raptor biker gang isnt all that weird after seeing Chris with a walking tree and a talking raccoon.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 02:55:49
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Fixture of Dakka
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If there will be a dance off, i will be all for it
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 03:02:37
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Fixture of Dakka
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Look like they still haven't genetically engineered the Velociraptors to be the correct size either.
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"The Omnissiah is my Moderati" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 03:04:02
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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H.B.M.C. wrote:Ok, it's apparently a Mosasaurus, not a Kronosaurus. That's worse. Things are bigger.
I thought it was supposed to be a Liopleurodon. Though size estimates fro Liopleurodon vary depending on who you ask. Some say 10m, some 25m.
It was way too big whatever it was, the monster shown was halfway to Gaiju size, way more thasn even 25m.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 03:04:47
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Well thats apropriate size for Utahraptors actually.
I'd rather if the genetically modified dinosaur is really...
King Kong!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 03:10:11
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Alex C wrote:Look like they still haven't genetically engineered the Velociraptors to be the correct size either.
Velociraptors are the size of chickens, Dienonychus is about the size shown, Utah Raptors were slightly smaller but broadly similar IIRC. Its a forgivable labeling error, the beasts themselves were plausible.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 03:12:57
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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Is it a magical Liopleurodon?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 03:14:25
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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WAIT THEY'VE CREATED LEPRECHAUNS? RUN!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 03:15:17
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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Someone's off their meds...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 03:19:17
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!
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Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 03:21:00
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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That'd scare me a lot more than a big chicken with attitude I can tell you.
Leprechaun, bad news.
Utahraptor, Thanksgiving Turkey.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 04:00:18
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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To be fair,you rode dinosaurs to college frazzled
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 04:04:38
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Posts with Authority
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I'm in. Hybrid dino doesn't scare me off. Feth, I liked Carnosaur.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 04:09:31
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Anyone notice that what the raptors ran out from looked like the things from horse races? What if they are doing Dino races there?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 04:12:16
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Orlanth wrote: Alex C wrote:Look like they still haven't genetically engineered the Velociraptors to be the correct size either.
Velociraptors are the size of chickens, Dienonychus is about the size shown, Utah Raptors were slightly smaller but broadly similar IIRC. Its a forgivable labeling error, the beasts themselves were plausible.
Utahraptors were quite large, actually. 25 feet or so I believe. The error is, as you say, that they aren't actually Velociraptors.
Also that they weren't covered in feathers, of course. But that would probably look ridiculous.
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 04:14:09
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!
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Ouze wrote: Orlanth wrote: Alex C wrote:Look like they still haven't genetically engineered the Velociraptors to be the correct size either.
Velociraptors are the size of chickens, Dienonychus is about the size shown, Utah Raptors were slightly smaller but broadly similar IIRC. Its a forgivable labeling error, the beasts themselves were plausible.
Utahraptors were quite large, actually. 25 feet or so I believe. The error is, as you say, that they aren't actually Velociraptors.
Also that they weren't covered in feathers, of course. But that would probably look ridiculous.
*shudders*
That's alotta chicken wings...
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Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 04:15:06
Subject: Jurassic World Trailer
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Posts with Authority
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Ouze wrote: Orlanth wrote: Alex C wrote:Look like they still haven't genetically engineered the Velociraptors to be the correct size either.
Velociraptors are the size of chickens, Dienonychus is about the size shown, Utah Raptors were slightly smaller but broadly similar IIRC. Its a forgivable labeling error, the beasts themselves were plausible.
Utahraptors were quite large, actually. 25 feet or so I believe. The error is, as you say, that they aren't actually Velociraptors.
Yeah but velociraptor is just such a badass name we couldn't let it go to waste.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/11/26 04:17:05
Subject: Re:Jurassic World Trailer
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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No argument here, Velociraptor sounds way more dangerous that Utahraptor.
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock |
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