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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





They took 11 weeks to plan this murder attempt. In that time they came up with a plan consisting of dress like ninjas, break in, run at the victims with stun guns. 11 weeks. The ninja costumes didn't even hide their identities from the fiance, who knew who they were anyway.

“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”

Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

Clearly these individuals learned the strategic and operational arts at the finest of DeVry's universities

   
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Proud Triarch Praetorian





Ah yes, I forgot that Utah is some sort of freakish cult hellscape.

On the upside, they give us crazy and wacky stories like this one. They are the Florida of the west!

Just never ever ever go there.

Ever.
   
Made in gb
Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel





Brum

 Jehan-reznor wrote:
Never heard of a trailer with a mantle


It was the shelf over the toaster

My PLog

Curently: DZC

Set phasers to malkie! 
   
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Battlefield Tourist




MN (Currently in WY)

I think we all know from personal experience that simply donning the garb of a ninja, does not make one a ninja.

.... or maybe that is just me that knows.

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Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

You need a sword, too, silly.

   
Made in ca
Longtime Dakkanaut




Building a blood in water scent

 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
You need a sword, too, silly.


Yeah. Did South Park teach us nothing?



We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” 
   
Made in gb
Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

 feeder wrote:
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
You need a sword, too, silly.


Yeah. Did South Park teach us nothing?




It taught us to protect our balls.

The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.

Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Also, Kenny will fething hit you in the eye with a throwing star.

fething Kenny.

DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Assassin with Black Lotus Poison





Bristol

 kronk wrote:
Also, Kenny will fething hit you in the eye with a throwing star.

fething Kenny.


And the best way to get out of trouble for engaging in violence is to distract people with nudity to be mad about instead.

The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.

Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
 
   
 
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