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You would like to be a psyker.

you have caught yourself dreaming about owning a warhammer outlet.

Okay... everyone here should either say "guilty" or "I DO own a warhammer outlet"...

If you don't say either of these I will have to shoot you.

If you DO own a warhammer outlet, I will be your best friend forever

I must admit I have never thought about owni.... "kapuch!!!"

Hells Guardian lie's on the floor in a pool of blood with a guy called Shrike78 standing over him yelling "WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!?!? WHAT DID I DAMN TELL YOU?!?!?!"

You Dream about createing a force of Genetically modified superhumans and Takeing over GW and Forgeworld with them.

(Number goes here) You wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

(Another Number here) You don't think its strange to be wondering the above

hellsguardian316 wrote:I must admit I have never thought about owni.... "kapuch!!!"

Hells Guardian lie's on the floor in a pool of blood with a guy called Shrike78 standing over him yelling "WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!?!? WHAT DID I DAMN TELL YOU?!?!?!"

... ....

I was laughing so hard it was hard to type this message

hellsguardian316 wrote:wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

Scary, probably.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

Scary, probably.

Definitely, and since they mostly sleep in power armor, the bruises would be nasty.

Also, what if she had dreams about battle that included sleep walking? When you wake up, you would find most of the neighborhood demolished, with a very sexy black clad female quietly drooling in the corner of what was your room, mindlessly emptying her bolter into your favorite chaos models.

That's if you woke up at all.

Also, just before this gets out of hand... let's not even talk about certain times of the month

When you notice that Roger the Alien(American Dad) looks like a Tau, then tell everyone about it and become confused by all the blank stares.

You realize that all the blank stares are derived from the brainwashing that the tau have begun to use on the collective human conscience.

Trying to save humanity from destruction at the hands of blue skinned communists (hehe... blue men with red stars), you embark on a small, but equally vain democles gulf crusade.

if you understood this you play too much warhammer

If you understood this and laughed... your cool

Thank you for the laugh, Shrike. You know humor such as yours would be a asset to the greater good. You know it'd be cool if you come work with us, what has the imperium ever done for you.

You've played to long if you've ever tried to turn someone to the "dark side" in a chat room.

My #1 reason for not joining the greater good.


I could never be a vegetarian... and I refuse to eat brains

Not "all" Tau are vegetarian.
As for brains, Well thats a healthy choice because the human brain is made up of fat tissue. You know that you've played to much when you know factoids like that.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

Scary, probably.

I'd feel uncomfortable. Someone with that many purity seals on their underwear would freak anyone out.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

Scary, probably.

actually, that would be pretty hot... with a case of 3rd degree burns to go alongside that.

Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Orkeosaurus wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

Scary, probably.

actually, that would be pretty hot... with a case of 3rd degree burns to go alongside that.

It would be great to wake up to the smell of cooking bacon

It would be slightly less great to discover that it's not bacon

Quick preface, I go to an Episcopal school, so we have a chapel every Thursday. Anyway....


...Everytime you hear about a Chaplain you think about guys wearing skulls bashing people's heads in with clubs
...Everytime you hear about a Librarian you can't help but think about guys with psychic powers.

Definitely guilty of the above 2.

When you have a rulebook and 3 codices on your desk, a couple of issues of WD on your printer, WIP on your dining room table (the left half is mine *hiss*), have doodles of space marines in every one of your notebooks, want an aguila to sew onto your backpack (...and a Waaaagh, necron cross, every SM chapter symbol, etc), and when the best day of your life is when you were reading the Ultramarines Omnibus while eating a burrito and looking out on a rainy street (I love rain, I love food, I love SM. All together? AWESOME).

Ensis Ferrae wrote:you wonder who would win in a first encounter scenario....space marines, or captain kirk

All of a sudden, Captain Picard drop pods in and kills them all! EPIC FAIL?

You would totally love to have a Repentia mistress beat the crap out of you cause that's how you roll.

Also you just thought of a joke about dice when you heard the word " roll"

You find the joke

"Three Tau walk into a bar. One is a Fire Warrior, one is an earth caste builder, the other is an etheral. The fire warrior buts some Jack Daniels and gets the other two drunk. The etherial, confidence drunkenly boosted, hits on a chick claiming she should sleep with him for the "Greater Good"

When you think about ShadowSun you tell your buddy who plays Tau

"I would like to feel her Greater Goods, if ya n'mean."

You wonder if Wolverine would be deemed acceptable by the Imperium.
(guilty)

You are in the process of writing a 40k based fiction about the reconstruction after the heresy, and have posted it on dakka dakka, under the fiction forum, towards the bottom of the page.

You are desperately waiting for people to comment on your Warhammer 40k movie... TV show... thingy

you have just taken time out of your life to advertise a story that you are writing on a forum. A story that isn't that great to begin with...

READ IT PLZ

sorry

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You wonder if Wolverine would be deemed acceptable by the Imperium.
(guilty)

sure... just give him some power armor... he's already slightly deranged, AND he already has lightning claws, which would save the artificers some time

You read this thread beginning to end to see if any apply to you
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When you can think of any more reasons!!!

I guess that makes you not guilty model collector

Vladsimpaler wrote:Quick preface, I go to an Episcopal school, so we have a chapel every Thursday. Anyway....


...Everytime you hear about a Chaplain you think about guys wearing skulls bashing people's heads in with clubs
...Everytime you hear about a Librarian you can't help but think about guys with psychic powers.

Definitely guilty of the above 2.

you dont have to go to any particular sort of school for that... i regularly think that the chaplains here in the army around me are just not right.... NONE of them are armed... least of which with a crozius!!!

when you regularly curse the munitorum for bringing crappy food, and no mail

You know that you've played to much when:

You watch Transformers and think, The pave lows are "proof" that the Americans are using salvaged Tau tech.