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My school's getting a chaplain....

**designs profile for Chaplain Thomsett**

You know when you play too much 40K when....

...You wonder why the Hulk never Bellows out "WWAAGGHHH!"

...You weep every time someone says that Dawn of War is copying Starcraft

...You refuse to acknowledge any gaming system not based around D6

...You debate the relative skills of Kharn the Betrayer in comparison to Link, Master Chief, Vader, Galactus, and a whole host of others...

Yeah. So very guilty.

Ensis Ferrae wrote: i regularly think that the chaplains here in the army around me are just not right.... NONE of them are armed... least of which with a crozius!!!

Have faith, brother. I've seen a God Botherer go seriously Cassius on a bad guy with a chair leg when the crap hit the fan . (Sadly he was "retired" afterward, but what a glory it was to behold)

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You wonder if Wolverine would be deemed acceptable by the Imperium.

Sure, Bjorn the Fell Handed's great grandaddy ?

Back on topic...

...When you want the Gauntlets of Ultramar to be used instead of regular Boxing Gloves on the fight of the week

focusedfire wrote:You know that you've played to much when:

You watch Transformers and think, The pave lows are "proof" that the Americans are using salvaged Tau tech.

do you mean the pavehawk helicopter??, just wondering because ive never heard of a "pave low" but we CAN blame the transformers for betraying the manifest destiny of mankind, by training the Tau in the ways of technology

Reaper6 wrote:
Have faith, brother. I've seen a God Botherer go seriously Cassius on a bad guy with a chair leg when the crap hit the fan . (Sadly he was "retired" afterward, but what a glory it was to behold)

i wish i could have seen that, though, i think that any "real" chaplain should get a medal for protecting his guys/country that way

Ensis Ferrae wrote:
do you mean the pavehawk helicopter??, just wondering because ive never heard of a "pave low" but we CAN blame the transformers for betraying the manifest destiny of mankind, by training the Tau in the ways of technology

Pave low system is the "marker" light system were the guys laser paint a target for the aircraft.

Yes I was guilty of this.

Ensis Ferrae wrote: i wish i could have seen that, though, i think that any "real" chaplain should get a medal for protecting his guys/country that way

By "retired" I'm referring to the age old practice of putting extra spots of crap on the guy's epaulettes and hauling him out of the party-zone. Still, I met up with him a year or so later and a good time was had by all.

Back on topic...

...when you see a police pursuit on tv and think " Screw the spike-strips, put a Dreadnought in the road and watch the sucker dodge THAT "

that would work.. only IF the dreadnought agreed to grab the offenders in his claw, and say, "burn heretic!" right before dousing them in purifying flames

when you look forward to a change of station, because it actually gets you closer to more 40k playing people, than you would normally see because of where you are currently stationed (currently, home station is in colorado...soon going to germany )

Ancient Ferrum Testis unleashed a hail of fire from his Assault Cannon, shredding the front of the SUV and peeling the remaining metal of the hood back toward the driver like a horizontal guillotine as the smouldering wreck ploughed into his armoured legs.
Canting forward slightly from the hip, the massive form seemed to ponder his newly aquired shin-guard for a second before the impressive bulk of his powerfist crumpled the roof of the vehicle, tossing the twisted sheet of steel aside like a child discarding a candy wrapper before reaching into the freshly made convertible and plucking the driver from his seat with surprisingly gentle dexterity, dangling the shocked man in front of the Ancient's sarcophagus.

"Speeding is hazardous and constitutes aberrant behaviour. Purification is deemed neccessary."

Ferrum Testis augmented voice boomed from his external annunciators, the vibration making the dangling man's lungs ripple for the entire split second before the heavy flamer mounted on the powerfist's lower bracket spat into life, turning him into nothing more than an after-image on the vision of the local police officers emerging from their own vehicles, all substantially worse for wear after catching the stray rounds from Ferrum Testis's assault cannon burst.

"I don't care what the mayor says, " commented an officer, " with him around the number of pursuits is gonna drop for sure !"

Sorry...

... got a little carried away there

Right ! Better now ! Back on topic !

When you read a reply on this thread and a Fluff type story just leaps into your head.

Guilty as hell, see above

Win story is win.

When you're going on DakkaDakka instead of doing games.

When you think that both greek, and latin copied warhammer

When your looking forward to armageddon in the hopes that you may become a hero of mankind.

ungulateman wrote:Win story is win.

and eggs are eggs, mate, but what the hell does that mean in english ? (Humour me, I'm old )

focusedfire wrote:When your looking forward to armageddon in the hopes that you may become a hero of mankind.

You have math hammered yourself against Armageddon....

mankind might not do too well

When you've printed your own bumper stickers saying " My other car is a Land Raider" and " If you can read this, it's YOUR turn to reload the Storm Bolter."

(Not guilty, BTW, but I know a man who has )

When spreading weed killer and lawn fugalcide you tell your kids its just in case of Orks.

That is a great idea.... genius

focusedfire wrote:When spreading weed killer and lawn fugalcide you tell your kids its just in case of Orks.

you know you play too much when you do this, and your kids spit on the ground and give an oath cursing the "vile xenos scum"

u know ur on 40k forums too much when you are paying attention to 2 identical threads, and know the page count of both threads on the 2 forums (guilty)..(btw, theres a thread on B&C called "how to know you've taken 40k too far" and its got 14 pages

After hearing this, you go to the other identical forum so that you can get more exposure

After hearing this you're DETERMINED to make this thread 15 pages.

when your school has "spirit" week, and one of the days is 70s day, so you decide to dress up in an older mark of power armor than mk. 7

When you get a really bad cold and blame it on Nurgle.

You get in a fight at school, and tell the priciple that "Khorne told me to cause he needs more skulls!"

when your principle reveals to you that he is an exalted sorcerer of tzeentch, and that you just need to forsake khorne in order to follow the greater path that tzeentch can offer

your wife knows all about the primarchs, the hourus heresy, the full backround for 59% of all space marine chapters and frequently checks bell of lost souls

You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

Shrike78 wrote:You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

I am ashamed of you

Shrike78 wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

I am ashamed of you

Your girlfriend just hacked your dakka dakka profile... understood what it was you were referring to, and chastised you for it

lol you just saw this ^ happen.

You know you play this game too much when...

You have painted 150 Imp Guard since this tread started.

or...

Over half of the people on this tread weren't born when you started playing WH/RT.