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2008/12/18 07:27:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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your watching food network and think man the orks would like that.
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"faith is my shield, BITCHES!!"
I play IG 
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2008/12/18 10:11:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Uve checked this thread everyday
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I have at my command an entire battle group of the Imperial Guard. Fifty regiments, including specialised drop troops, stealthers, mechanised formations, armoured companies, combat engineers and mobile artillery. Over half a million fighting men and thirty thousand tanks and artillery pieces are mine to command. Emperor show mercy to the fool that stands against me, for I shall not.
- Warmaster Demetrius, at the outset of the Salonika Crusade, 733.M38
     
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2008/12/18 10:42:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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You're a mod and you resist the urge to lock this...
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It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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2008/12/18 12:21:54
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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You figure out eldar and dark eldar are ying-yang (man i just figured that out like 20 seconds ago)
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I have at my command an entire battle group of the Imperial Guard. Fifty regiments, including specialised drop troops, stealthers, mechanised formations, armoured companies, combat engineers and mobile artillery. Over half a million fighting men and thirty thousand tanks and artillery pieces are mine to command. Emperor show mercy to the fool that stands against me, for I shall not.
- Warmaster Demetrius, at the outset of the Salonika Crusade, 733.M38
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2008/12/18 12:52:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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Shrike78 wrote:Shrike78 wrote:Shrike78 wrote:You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.
I am ashamed of you 
Your girlfriend just hacked your dakka dakka profile... understood what it was you were referring to, and chastised you for it 
Tabled!
(You know you play too many wargames when you type this in an FPS)
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2008/12/18 13:09:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Kung Fu Jim wrote:Over half of the people on this tread weren't born when you started playing WH/RT.
At my age, that probably true 
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2008/12/18 16:31:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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You now only think of Cranes as Liffa-Droppas and you don't even play orks.
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My Blog http://ghostsworkfromthedarkness.blogspot.com/
Ozymandias wrote:
Pro-painted is the ebay modeling equivalent of "curvy" in the personal ads...
H.B.M.C. wrote:
Taco Bell is like carefully distilled Warseer - you get what you need with none of the usual crap. And, best of all, it's like being a tourist who only looks at the brochure - you don't even have to go, let alone stay.
DR:90S+GMB+I+Pw40k01-D++A++/areWD 250R+T(M)DM+ |
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2008/12/18 16:37:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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You whatch Iron Man and think Pre-Heresy artificer armor. Also, because of this movie, you now want to make a SMs army with the Iron Man color scheme. Even though you think SMs are complete cheese and have no desire to play them.
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/18 16:39:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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lasgunassasin wrote:Uve checked this thread everyday
(guilty)
 ya caught me!! when you actually have nothing better to do after work BUT check this thread daily 
when you go into combat with a Choppa, rather than a combat knife....bonus points if it's home made 
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2008/12/18 23:23:04
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Your listening to LostProphets, eating a meatball sub, drinking diet pepsi, and posting in this forum instead of cleaning your room.
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2008/12/18 23:26:52
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Your a space marine scout with a sniper rifle and damn proud.
You wonder if you should die your eyes gold and make a scout costume and wait to be picked up by the blood angels, cause you would sexy in red power armor.
(GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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2008/12/18 23:29:20
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Sometimes you dream about being discovered by the imperium. You know you have. You know how badass they would think you are when you tell them about that time you destroyed a alein infestation in Halos 1-3.
If you say you haven't I will murder you slowly. with a spoon. from wendys. Yeah I'm that serious.
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2008/12/18 23:41:52
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Sometimes you dream about being discovered by the imperium. You know you have. You know how badass they would think you are when you tell them about that time you destroyed a alein infestation in Halos 1-3.
If you say you haven't I will murder you slowly. with a spoon. from wendys. Yeah I'm that serious.
Dude, your stuff is hilarious
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I play  (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2008/12/19 00:12:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Huge Hierodule
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When you look at a Chessboard and think Hmmm... Goffs
When you paint the Lamentors chapter symbol in the middle of your chess board
When you paint your Car in your favorite chapter colours.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2008/12/19 04:03:12
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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When you have a game board in your back yard. 
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/19 04:06:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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When it snows you invite your SM friend over for a game because his tanks have dozer blades and you think it'll look cool with the board all white, except where the marine tanks have pushed through. 
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/19 04:12:29
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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focusedfire wrote:When you have a game board in your back yard.
when your backyard IS a game board 
when you walk into the local Lowes or Home Depot (hardware/lumber store) and the employees working there greet you with, "making more scenery today?
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2008/12/19 04:13:25
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/19 04:21:34
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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This one must be prefaced:
When you travel for a living and one of the places you work regularly is on the side of a mountain in colorado and you and your friends game on that site.(no this isn't the too much part)
(this is) When you play past midnight, outside on the mountainside, in the summer, in the countryside, and you ignore the Bear in the dumpster about a 100ft away in favor of focusing on your game.
Yes, we did
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/19 04:38:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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focusedfire wrote:When you have a game board in your back yard.
You I was going to use that
When you get PO'd when someone steals your idea for a post on a blog on a site devoted to a game that all of the posters are way too devoted too.
Was that confusing?.... GOOD!
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2008/12/19 14:03:17
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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When you are a mildly amused participant in the " you know your opponent is cheating when" forum
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2008/12/19 14:24:04
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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When someone tells you about a close encounter with a Bear while gaming, that they kept on gaming, and that choice to keep playing is deemed reasonable.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2008/12/19 15:44:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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When you actually want to work out rules for "Warhammer 40K Chess"
You actually make rules for "Warhammer 40K Chess"
(sadly, not guilty)
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2008/12/19 15:55:38
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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focusedfire wrote:This one must be prefaced:
When you travel for a living and one of the places you work regularly is on the side of a mountain in colorado and you and your friends game on that site.(no this isn't the too much part)
(this is) When you play past midnight, outside on the mountainside, in the summer, in the countryside, and you ignore the Bear in the dumpster about a 100ft away in favor of focusing on your game.
Yes, we did
were any of you playing orks?? if not, then that is why it was ok to ignore the bear... as a bear, whilst playing 40k is nothing more than an effigy of Gork/Mork, come to wreak havoc on the game
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2008/12/19 16:26:26
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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ArbitorIan wrote:you spend all your working day on dakka reading topics like this
heh, guilty as charged
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=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
======End Dakka Geek Code======
"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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2008/12/19 18:24:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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you can equate the Tyranids fighting Space Marines to the birds and the bees...
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2008/12/19 19:10:53
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You thought of this:
"Hey Father Nurgle?"
"Yes, my most unclean child?"
"Don't you think making Crabs was going just a little TOOOO far?"
"Definatley."
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2008/12/19 19:14:57
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You figured out Emporer's Day is sorta like Christmas
(and Thanksgiving if your American.)
You read the 1st Horus Heresy book and are damn proud of the fact that MERICA(clever ain't it?) was mentioned.
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2008/12/20 01:17:33
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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^ **cries**
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One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie
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2008/12/20 02:50:46
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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When you come in from the garden and find your partner debating your army's fluff...
...with HER mother... 
...and she's LOSING to the old battleaxe !
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