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purplefood wrote:

camboyaz wrote:Sir, may I ask what platoon and squad I will be in?

131-Ovr. Purple-#22 yeah? You're in Platoon Alpha

Thanks, but when will my name be posted?

camboyaz wrote:

purplefood wrote:

camboyaz wrote:Sir, may I ask what platoon and squad I will be in?

131-Ovr. Purple-#22 yeah? You're in Platoon Alpha

Thanks, but when will my name be posted?

131-Ovr. Purple-When the Marshall gets round to it.
If he doesn't i'll make sure it comes to his attention... you could always join my squad...

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

I think it would be clearer if you used moar CAPS LOCK!

hlaine.larkin wrote:Okay chaps, our battle formation has changed and thus so will our regimental roster, when we field at large strength for what i expect to be a campaign weekend with 4 significant battles,

we will be fielding all 3 russes, 2 sentinals (on a rotation) with 7 infantry squads. again on rotation.

i have also eliminated a penal legion, and thus Ovr wasabi will be promoted to commisar attatched to gamma platoon, who have gained special outflanking training.

(Mystery number) Commisar Wasabi reporting in, sir! Your faith in my leadership won't be misplaced. *Salute*

A shame what happened to my old Penal legion, though. Who would have thought that every last one of them would accidentally misfire their lasguns at themselves today in training. Oh well, I look forward to donning my old peak cap and leading the men of Gamma Squad into glourious battle. From what I can tell, the men are infinitely more respectable than my previous ones.

Though I must say that the smell has remained much the same.

Dr_Wasabi wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Okay chaps, our battle formation has changed and thus so will our regimental roster, when we field at large strength for what i expect to be a campaign weekend with 4 significant battles,

we will be fielding all 3 russes, 2 sentinals (on a rotation) with 7 infantry squads. again on rotation.

i have also eliminated a penal legion, and thus Ovr wasabi will be promoted to commisar attatched to gamma platoon, who have gained special outflanking training.

(Mystery number) Commisar Wasabi reporting in, sir! Your faith in my leadership won't be misplaced. *Salute*

A shame what happened to my old Penal legion, though. Who would have thought that every last one of them would accidentally misfire their lasguns at themselves today in training. Oh well, I look forward to donning my old peak cap and leading the men of Gamma Squad into glourious battle. From what I can tell, the men are infinitely more respectable than my previous ones.

Though I must say that the smell has remained much the same.

Proud to serve under you, Commissar. Lead my flamer into the enemies of the Emperor!

(Outflanking Training sounds very nice - do I smell Al'Rahem?)

Dr_Wasabi wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Okay chaps, our battle formation has changed and thus so will our regimental roster, when we field at large strength for what i expect to be a campaign weekend with 4 significant battles,

we will be fielding all 3 russes, 2 sentinals (on a rotation) with 7 infantry squads. again on rotation.

i have also eliminated a penal legion, and thus Ovr wasabi will be promoted to commisar attatched to gamma platoon, who have gained special outflanking training.

(Mystery number) Commisar Wasabi reporting in, sir! Your faith in my leadership won't be misplaced. *Salute*

A shame what happened to my old Penal legion, though. Who would have thought that every last one of them would accidentally misfire their lasguns at themselves today in training. Oh well, I look forward to donning my old peak cap and leading the men of Gamma Squad into glourious battle. From what I can tell, the men are infinitely more respectable than my previous ones.

Though I must say that the smell has remained much the same.

Commander Seric: Congratulations on the promotion, Commissar Wasabi! A shame about those simultaneous lasgun malfunctions.

Gavo wrote:
Proud to serve under you, Commissar. Lead my flamer into the enemies of the Emperor!

(Outflanking Training sounds very nice - do I smell Al'Rahem?)

Glad to have you with me, private. Here's how our system will work: When I see an enemy, I'll point at him and start yelling. From that point on, it becomes be your job to kill whatever is being pointed at. It's a good system.

I went to commissariat school with Al'Rahem years ago... I distinctly remember him copying my work when we sat next to one another.

Dr_Wasabi wrote:

Gavo wrote:
Proud to serve under you, Commissar. Lead my flamer into the enemies of the Emperor!

(Outflanking Training sounds very nice - do I smell Al'Rahem?)

Glad to have you with me, private. Here's how our system will work: When I see an enemy, I'll point at him and start yelling. From that point on, it becomes be your job to kill whatever is being pointed at. It's a good system.

I went to commissariat school with Al'Rahem years ago... I distinctly remember him copying my work when we sat next to one another.

Commander Seric: I thought Al'Rahem was a captain?

Another commisar Its not for my own good no matter what they say
on a side note being exposed to warp powers had nothing to do with the penal legion mishap we all know that warp powers have no adverse effects whatsoever

General Seric wrote:Commander Seric: I thought Al'Rahem was a captain?

All captains go through commissar training. After all, you simply MUST learn proper summary execution posture before you're allowed to be a leader of men.

Derp. Glory to the new Commissar Wasabi! May he point Platton Gamma gracefully to victory.

Thats the plan, and he isn't al rahem i'm afraid, he is off with the tallarn. He is Captain Rahem, his catachan twin.

Virzoki, your number is up in alpha squad

numbers may change today as i am amalgamating units

coolyo294 wrote:

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

I think it would be clearer if you used moar CAPS LOCK!

1 thing to not be sarcy at- an angry commissar. so watch it or you next and last transfer will be to 131.

Okay a couple of notes.

Due to reassignment and recent requisition, we have unfortunately had to drop the rough rider training scheme- however, to demonstrate their expertise, all have been assigned to gamma platoon.

Your numbers may also have changed, as i have reassigned to fill up squads in order of 1->4

Lastly, I would like to announce, due to dissolution of SW Squad Gamma, that SWO JKB has been promoted to Veteran SWO in command squad Alpha.

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

Aie Lord Commissar!!

I have placed the load mouth on permanent "Vehicle Sanititisation" drill... with a tooth brush!

I feel the spirit of my crew will pay you back once we are in combat...

try and be light on them... these long space voyagers between campaigns have them on edge!

Dr_Wasabi wrote:

hlaine.larkin wrote:Okay chaps, our battle formation has changed and thus so will our regimental roster, when we field at large strength for what i expect to be a campaign weekend with 4 significant battles,

we will be fielding all 3 russes, 2 sentinals (on a rotation) with 7 infantry squads. again on rotation.

i have also eliminated a penal legion, and thus Ovr wasabi will be promoted to commisar attatched to gamma platoon, who have gained special outflanking training.

(Mystery number) Commisar Wasabi reporting in, sir! Your faith in my leadership won't be misplaced. *Salute*

A shame what happened to my old Penal legion, though. Who would have thought that every last one of them would accidentally misfire their lasguns at themselves today in training. Oh well, I look forward to donning my old peak cap and leading the men of Gamma Squad into glourious battle. From what I can tell, the men are infinitely more respectable than my previous ones.

Though I must say that the smell has remained much the same.

congratulations sir....

I always said this is EXACTLY what we need...

ANOTHER commissar!!

Commander Sigsmund Sir!
I notice that we do not have a battle priest attached to our comapny. Sir, could I request the honour of reading aloud passages of the litanies of fury and hate, whilst we drive forth and crush our enemies in His name? I feel my aim is always truest knowing that He is watching. The crew of "Marshall's Wrath" might be getting a rep for being hotheads but I'm pious as it gets Sir, and I intend to show the rest of the company what a Demolisher can do with the Emperor's blessing.

Lastly, I would like to announce, due to dissolution of SW Squad Gamma, that SWO JKB has been promoted to Veteran SWO in command squad Alpha.

Thank you, sir! Won't let you down, sir! No, I won't wear a skirt, sir!

However, I did notice on the roster that I'm down as Command Squad Gamma. May I request clarification as to which platoon I am assigned?

I may also be so bold as to suggest that you may wish to find another strapping, fine, young lad to act as your adjutant, sir.

CadianCommander wrote:

Lastly, I would like to announce, due to dissolution of SW Squad Gamma, that SWO JKB has been promoted to Veteran SWO in command squad Alpha.

Thank you, sir! Won't let you down, sir! No, I won't wear a skirt, sir!

However, I did notice on the roster that I'm down as Command Squad Gamma. May I request clarification as to which platoon I am assigned?

I may also be so bold as to suggest that you may wish to find another strapping, fine, young lad to act as your adjutant, sir.

Unfortuntately the records are encrypted so only i can edit them, so i have no idea what my adjutant would get his wage for. and you will be in alpha, this was an oversight on the servitors part..

Permission to use the faulty servitor for target practice, sir?

CadianCommander wrote:Permission to use the faulty servitor for target practice, sir?

Granted.

<girlish cry> SQUEEE!!!

<gruff voice> err...ahh.. I mean, yes sir! thank you, sir!

<is seen taking off into the jungle looking embarrassed with servitor in tow>

97- Gunner Giles: Number change noted, sir. If I may ask, will the heavy weapons teams be on the infantry rotations as well Or will we be seeing every battle?

And who is in Effective Command of our Heavy Weapons squad, sir?

CadianCommander wrote:<girlish cry> SQUEEE!!!

Luna Pintus: What was that?!

Commisar Von Humps wrote:

stonned_astartes wrote:.

Lord Commissar - 165 - TROOPER! ENOUGH OF THIS BULL. One more offense like this trooper, and i WILL USE THE POWER THE MUNITORUM HAS GIVEN ME AS WELL AS THE APROVAL OF OUR MARSHAL. IS THIS CLEAR TROOPER?

Luna Pintus: Did I miss something, I was in target patice.

Apparently a full stop is border line heresy.

In the 41st milenium there are only run on sentences...
131-Ovr Purpel-Everyone calm down. I mean everyone when i say that not just certain individuals...

Iho sticks on me...everyone, yes especially you commissioner.