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2012/11/15 00:47:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. We flank the enemy and kill them. All of our sides are ritually squashed to show our support.
I wish that I had working MJOLNIR armor that I could actually wear and use.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/15 00:48:49
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, however its painted in this awfully tacky 80s floral print and smells of cigarette smoke.
I wish I had some pound cake.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/15 00:50:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Lol. I'd like that armor, just need an air freshener.
Granted, you get a cake full of British pounds. It is wonderfully fibrous.
I wish for an air freshener in my suit.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/15 01:07:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get one of those cardboard pine tree shaped car air fresheners that works for about 5 minutes then just hangs there forever.
I wish I had gored the opposition before being squashed.
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2012/11/15 01:09:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you claim to have invented the Internet just before getting squashed.
I wish I had a hotdog.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/15 05:02:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you forgot to put mustard.
I wish I could meet Alexander the Great and ask him how to conquer the world.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/15 05:27:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. He gives you a friendly wack on the head, which ends up with severe brain damage. Sensing weak prey, the other masters and servants all compete to finish you off.
I wish there was another season of Fate Stay
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2012/11/15 09:37:12
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted but its a tribute to My Little Pony (shudder)
I wish for a squad of Bile Thralls
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/15 17:55:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, they turn up at your house and violate you.
I wish Rei lived in my house so she was far away from Lilith (so no Instrumentality, haw haw!) and I therefore had a cute girl to talk to.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/15 18:54:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Ok. She explodes with no way of recovering her (even future wishes and reversals of this corruption will not work. And the vortex doesn't care about you Eternal warrior, Adamantine mantles or similar wargear - just remove her!)
I wish I had the Hordes starter box now.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/11/15 20:59:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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You forgot something Liquidjoshi, Rei has an endless supply of extra bodies. She's right as rain. Heh. Heh. Heh.
Anyway, Granted, but the models are all hideously miscasted, and Privateer Press goes bankrupt, meaning you can't get a replacement or any new models at all.
I wish for prawn toast.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/15 21:00:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. A gigantic prawn toasts you over an open fire.
I wish I wasn't tired.
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2012/11/15 21:02:05
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are instead REALLY tired.
I wish I had some sandpaper.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/15 21:45:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, you have plenty stuck in your intestines.
I wish for a good night's sleep.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/15 22:21:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Granted. You sleep...FOREVER! MUHAHAHAA!
Eh hem, anyway....
I wish they made Nocturne 2 already, or Eternal Darkness 2 even.
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What I have
 ~4100
 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/11/16 03:28:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They are out and you are trapped as the main character in the game, there is no escape. You die at the hands of players hunderds of thousands of times a day.
I wish for more bases.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/16 03:29:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They are out and you are trapped as the main character in the game, there is no escape. You die at the hands of players hunderds of thousands of times a day.
I wish for more bases.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/16 03:53:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. Now all your bases are belong to us.
I wish the concept of waifus never existed.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/16 03:54:07
Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/11/16 06:57:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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lol.
Granted, but there is a disturbance in the Warp because of the paradox that created. Anime fanboys turn to other things. Unmentionable things involving chainsaws and Japanese music.
I wish that I had pegs on my bicycle.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/16 07:27:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. Your entire bike then falls apart into it's base components.
I wish people wouldn't come on my race thread and then just troll. Seriously, I'm starting to get a little bit peeved.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/16 11:28:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - they spam relentlessly instead.
54,000 meme's later...
I wish I had no regrets.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/16 11:46:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you die.
I wish I became a Chaos Champion IRL.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/16 13:06:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, you really become a little plastic model of a Chaos Champion. Then some curious fat guy shoves you up his anus.
I wish I could paint my army better and faster.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/16 13:11:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You paint better and faster thru the magical motivations of self-flagellation.
I wish for more 20mm size slottabases.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/16 14:38:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Granted. They are made out of pure plutonium. You die of radiation poisoning.
I wish this whole spunkgargleweewee fad would die out already.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/11/16 14:45:44
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. It is replaced by the wewewoopwoopblagdablada instead
I wish that my Bilethralls where uttely loyal to me and didnt violate and that everytime one dies another appears in its place(multiple purges on beiber/jedward/jhonas brothers concerts-YAY  ) and where IRL and life size
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/16 17:23:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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*were
Please use correct grammar.
And for that, your Bilethralls all explode.
Continuously.
I wish I could find my way back out of this GODDAMN MINE!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/16 17:24:01
Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/16 17:28:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you find the enterance. Unfortunately its swarming with Creepers.
I wish I had a better computer.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/16 17:30:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. It explodes.
I wish (or rather hope that) the entrance is clear when I get there...
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/17 00:47:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It is clear because you never find it and wind up digging a new way out in desparation.
I wish for plenty of painting time this weekend.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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