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2012/11/13 04:48:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. they are now so huge that they crush the game board and require a forklift to transport.
i wish DBZ didn't make gohan such a pussy after the majin buu saga.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/13 10:57:26
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2012/11/13 06:46:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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You didn't finish your wish! Gohan the Pussy bursts out of your closest when you try to sleep.
I wish people didn't forget to wish on this forum, including myself.
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2012/11/13 10:58:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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there, fixed it, care to corupt it properly now?
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2012/11/13 11:17:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. DBZ still sucks though.
I wish for the truck used as Optimus Prime in the Transformers movies.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/13 11:22:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. a toy truck.
I wish I could control anyone I wanted by touching them.
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2012/11/13 13:06:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but only by touching their...intimate regions. Expect funny looks and harassment charges.
I wish for chicken ramen.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/13 13:31:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Its all noodles and feathers, with a foot and a beak for garnish.
I wish for a new gameboard.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/11/13 17:48:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. I smash it with a sledge hammer before running off, leaving you fuming. When you try to track me down, you find odd notes being left all over the place, and a tall being is stalking you, courtesy of me.
I wish I had the powers of Slenderman.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/13 17:51:23
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are also given a fat man in a thong as your sidekick.
I wish I had a pet pig
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/13 19:58:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. Your pig quickly attracts the attention of more pigs, which you have to now take care of. Watch out for the droppings.
I wish I could drink from the Fountain of Youth.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/13 19:59:27
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you regress into a toddler. Have fun teething!
I wish I turned some of those pigs into delicious sausage.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/13 22:30:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Nasty Nob
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Granted. You open your door one morning to find a lake of animal rights activists protesting outside your house. You will spend the rest of your life being harassed by people in skeleton costumes, waving signs, throwing red paint and yelling slogans.
I wish I could regress into a toddler, so I could have a second youth.
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2012/11/14 03:50:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You regress, but your body doesn't. People look at you funny when they see you in diapers. And you drop your pacifier in the dirt.
I wish for a stronger table.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/14 03:57:15
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Your table is so strong, it flexes its beefy arms and smacks you in the jaw.
I wish for lower GW prices.
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DC:80+S+++GM+B++IPw40k08++D++A+++/hWD346R++T(M)DM+ Successful trades with Tweems, Polonius, Porkuslime, Mark94656, TheCupcakeCowboy, MarshalMathis, and Hahnjoelo
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2012/11/14 04:08:21
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, unfortunatly the global economy experiences Deflation to overcompansate.
I wish I had a secret lair.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/14 04:10:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, your lair is only secret to you, you can't find it, and no one will tell you where it is
I wish Ultramarines weren't blue
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DC:80+S+++GM+B++IPw40k08++D++A+++/hWD346R++T(M)DM+ Successful trades with Tweems, Polonius, Porkuslime, Mark94656, TheCupcakeCowboy, MarshalMathis, and Hahnjoelo
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2012/11/14 04:59:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, they are plastic-colored because no one paints them.
I wish that I had a easily available set of notes for my research project.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/14 05:44:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. They're notes written by a 4 year old kid about the existence of unicorns.
I wish no one plagurised.
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2012/11/14 09:45:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - the internet is turned off and all books are burned. A new dark age ensues.
I wish my bedroom faced south.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/14 10:32:19
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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PredaKhaine wrote: Your wish is granted - Fun is defined by the dark eldar. Masochism ensues.
Who says i dont like that  You do realise the Lillith we are talking about is an enormous, vaguely humanoid, white blobby creature with 7 eyes, right?
I mean the dark Goddess not the anime crap Back on topic: Granted but in the next battle the bronys deploy their doomsday weapon-beibers singing. I wih for hedonism
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/11/14 10:32:59
Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/14 12:42:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, wang-equipped (but incredibly cute) Daemonettes live an incredibly hedonistic lifestyle, giving (and occasionally recieving) surprise buttsex, to and from you and each other. So it's not all bad...
I wish Lilith would step on Master of Ordinance for insulting Neon Genesis Evangelion (Tadashi, don't even THINK of getting your swirly knights involved...)
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/14 12:46:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Yeah.... Sorry im with Master of Ordinance on this one. I have no desire to watch Eva.
I wish for a Vindicare Obsession to snipe Lilith
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/11/14 12:59:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - she just regenerates.
I wish for pie.
@Squigsquasher and Vindicare-Obsession
Sniping Lilith won't work (unless you kill Rei before she can access 'Adam') - but pure AWESOME aka Spiral Energy-based weapons and powers can destro her with ease. KICK REASON TO THE CURB AND GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE? WE'RE THE DAI-GURREN BRIGADE !
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/14 13:00:52
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/14 13:29:47
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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 Granted. American pie post sex And you have to eat it cum and all
I wish people on this thread where not so anime obsessed
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/14 14:23:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted.(thank goodness) Now they are all Beiber obsessed.
I wish for more Bolt Action miniatures.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/14 20:37:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but they are all shapeless chunks of metal vaguely arranged into rude shapes. GW allows third party miniatures from all companies in its stores and tournaments, except for Bolt Action miniatures out of sheer disgust.
I wish Elvis was still alive.
@Tadashi, why would you want to kill Rei? She's adorable...
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/14 23:48:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - he was an alien, so he never really 'died', just 'went home'
I wish for pizza.
@Squigsquasher Rei and her Lilith alter-egos are monsters, completely inimical not just to Humans, but to all individual life. No way in hell I'm going to accept Instrumentality - suicide would be a better option. Of course, in Gainax-verse, I can just use TTGL abilities to counter Instrumentality. *Activates mech the size of a planet and holds up a drill the the size of a star" Problem, Angels?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/15 00:31:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get a pizza. But the box it arrives in cannot be opened or destroyed.
I wish I could decide what to paint next.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/11/15 00:41:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, you paint a Pumpkin Cult symbol and raise the pumpkins.
I wish that I could be on snurl's side during the Great Pumpkin War.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/15 00:45:05
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, your side gets *ahem squashed...
I wish to be on the other side of the Great Pumpkin War.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/15 00:45:18
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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