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Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Granted. I use my Lucius bomb on it.

I wish that I could reincarnate both the Chinchilla and the kitten.

Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.

 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Granted, they both reincarnate as Kharn and Typhus.

Have fun!

I wish I possessed a gigantic space lazer.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/11 03:10:23


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Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Kharn is a funny guy. I enjoy it. Killing, maiming, and burning has never been better. I convivne Typhus to go somewhere else.

Granted, you now have a moon-sized laser pointer to blind the enemy 1 lightyear away.

I wish that Kharn brought snacks and free weapons.

Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.

 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Kharn also brought a target T shirt and placed it on you.

I wish for more nerf missiles.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ca
Nasty Nob





Canada

Granted. Nerf foam, surrounding real explosive warheads. The bomb squad gets rid of it while you are investigated by counter-terror organizations for wishing such a thing into being.

I wish to own a single grain of salt.

Stomped

To Be Stomped
No One
My vision of how 40k ends: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5937830/1/Time-of-Ending-the-40k-Finale  
   
Made in au
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Subsector Australia

Granted. You misplace it though, as it is so tiny.

I wish for a nice calendar.
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Ok. Naked farmers it is!

I wish for less naked farmers, obese men, etc.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. There are only a few, but they visit you each night in your dreams.

I wish one of the neighbor kids would get off their butt and offer to rake up my leaves for a fee. (like I used to do)

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Ok, they're then replaced by an obese man that really has a thing for you, and wearing a mankini.

I wish snurl would stop corrupting my wishes.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted.

I still wish for some Grot Tanks from Forgeworld.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

Granted. Forgeworld makes some actual grot tanks, which then explode straight away because this is the real world and they weren't built very well.

I wish this thread didn't move on so quickly.

   
Made in ae
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





Granted. It moves mind-numbingly slowly.

I wish people would recognise that things that were applicable to adults are not applicable to me.

Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

They do. They still apply them to you.

I wish I had chewing gum.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

@Tadashi: Whoa...Who wrote TTGL? Mat Ward?

Granted. Lard flavour.

I wish I could see the world in anime style.

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Ok. Anime style = Kamehamehas everywhere. Zooming towards you. from everywhere.

I wish I had a chainfist instead of a powerfist.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

Sorry, what's a Kamehameha?

Granted, unfortunately it is several sizes too small.

I wish I had tempura.

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

...
You did not just say that.




You'll know when you see it.

I wish he hadn't asked that.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

Just googled it. Some weird energy attack thing.

Meh. Never watched Dragon Ball and I don't intend to either.

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
Made in au
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Subsector Australia

Granted. He instead asks you if you like how Tadashi dances creepily in front of your house every night.

I wish there weren't any hooligans at Halloween.
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Granted. DURING Halloween, however, the hooligans reveal themselves and TP the road.

I wish that my parents would finally commit to making one of my wises come true. (dammit, how many things to i have to do to earn anything!)

by getting me an Xbox 360 and Halo Reach/4

Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.

 
   
Made in ph
Ancient Venerable Dreadnought





Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...

@Squigsquasher - did you even watch TTGL? The whole theme of the story is 'Go Beyond the Impossible", and become the living embodiment of AWESOME. Nothing in NGE's arsenal comes close to beating Spiral Energy.

Granted - your family ends up in debt.

I wish Halo 5 was already in development.

I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.

'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Halo 5 is already in development but the lead programmer quits and soon after the whole franchise is sold to Disney, who rewrite the whole thing into a nonviolent, wholesome family game.

I wish my Grot tanks had not exploded.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Granted, but they did nothing else then standing still and not shooting.

I wish for world peace.

   
Made in ph
Ancient Venerable Dreadnought





Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...

Granted - as a result, Humans grow weak, soft, and decadent, and proceed to eat/murder/rape the species to extinction within a decade.

I wish people realized that Humanity becoming free of war/conflict is nothing more than a child's dream.

I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.

'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' 
   
Made in ae
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





Granted. As soon as you say that, WW3 breaks out.
Also known as the atomic war.

I wish I could make time.

Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Granted. You get blessed by Tzeentch, and as so you become just as twisted as WHFB's Festus the Leechlord.

I wish I would rule the world ^^

   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

Granted, and you have a long and prosperous rule until Segata Sanshiro judoflips you and makes you explode for not playing Sega Saturn.

I wish episode 5 of Girls und Panzer would be available now on Crunchyroll for free.

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Desperado Corp.

Ok. It involves the Obese dude and nothing else, and he will not ever be moved from his place dancing in the most disgusing way possible in front of the camera.

I wish I had food in my TDA.

Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. 
   
Made in us
The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Granted, its now full of garlic cheese curds. The cheese happens to be Limburger. Enjoy


I wish I had a kitten.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You have a kitten. The kitten has a rabid doberman that does not like you at all.

I wish for better grot tanks.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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