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2016/05/20 06:30:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Moves away*
Where is Yarrick!?
*Looks around flaming remnants of shower block*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/20 06:33:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I didn't see him before it went up. [Kicks debris] [Notices a rough carved tablet with Ork sigils] Anyone read Ork?
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2016/05/20 06:34:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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I thought they spoke whatever language this is?
*Shrugs*
Get Verviedi or something.
*Goes off to Orkymart*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/20 06:35:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Sheaths sword*
Lets get you out of here.
*Picks up Benny*
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2016/05/20 06:37:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: I've actually been learning to write Orkish runes over the last month
BiC
OT: I don't, but Thoth reads pretty much anything.
*Makes call*
Thoth, I need you to come over here a sec and translate some runes.
Thoth: Can't. Busy. Leave me alone.
OT: (Sigh) Right. You're coming over here or I'm slashing your research budget.
Thoth: Can't. Busy. Leave. Me. Alone.
OT: And I'll take away your romance novels
Thoth: (Long pause) Fine. *hangs up*
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2016/05/20 07:05:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks in confusion over to Vanden] I thought she'd be more concerned by this.
[Picks up tablet and flips it over] Well it's either a ransom note or a party invitation. Look, there's happy Orks and banners. [Points] And a commissar piñata hanging up. [Moves finger]
... I really hope that's a piñata.
[Hands it to OT]
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2016/05/20 07:08:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Emerges with new bionic arm*
*Holding a steel baseball bat*
Lets go bust some caps.
*Jogs off in direction of ork party*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/20 07:18:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Thoth finally arrives*
Thoth: It says "We got yor Yarik. kom and get him. Sinserly Gragnok da Bloody "
OT: Well off we go!
*Ra geared up with Roman Helmet and Guardian Blade, Huitz with a feathered war helmet and a macuahuitle, Horus with a battle scythe and OT with the Blade of Awe set off after Amelia with Quetz flying above them*
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2016/05/20 07:20:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Giggles like an idiot*
CAP BUSTING TIME.
*Follows Vanden*
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2016/05/20 07:23:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Dithers between bringing cake or power sword] [Shrugs and packs both into small satchel]
Should we have RSVP'd?
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2016/05/20 07:23:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*All 8 line up whilst walking towards ork camp*
*'X gon give it to ya' starts playing in background*
OOC Carry on the fight without me, I must do some stuff for a few hours, and I may or may not be back on in like 5ish hours. If not, you guys/gals have fun doing whatever your doin.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/05/20 07:27:09
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/20 07:28:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Looks like my job.
*walks out tank with sniper rifle and body armour coated on calmnoleine*
Right, so anyone need overwatch?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/20 07:30:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: So I'm actually heading off to bed. I'll be back in like 12 hours. Feel free to NPC me and the gitz for the fight. Quetz fights much like a Rayquaza or a Chinese Lung Dragon. Blade of Awe can steal health, mana, shoot lasers, summon the Guardian Dragon and even has a chance to summon death itself to kill one's opponent.
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2016/05/20 07:31:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Pulls out binoculars] ... Okay, I know I'm usually optimistic, but I must be seeing things. [Hands them to OT] That looks like an actual party. There's tables and bunting and a bouncy Rokk.
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2016/05/20 07:33:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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Please tell me your joking...
*Takes binoculars*
WHAT THE FETH THEY ARE!
*Starts mumbling due to frustration*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/05/20 07:47:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks down scope*
Umm, yeah it's a real ork party with a fungus beer bar.
Most peculiar.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/20 07:56:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks down] I see Yarrick. He's uh, tied to a fething stool above a squig pen.
And even worse, they've defaced his hat! [Appalled]
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2016/05/20 08:00:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*,loading a large bullet*
Just give the word.... I have a solid view on 92% of the camp.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/20 08:08:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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WAIT SO FIGHT?
*Looks overjoyed*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/05/20 08:29:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Aye...
*loads and locks bolt *
Fight, but this fight is my way.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/20 14:12:19
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Draws sword and runs at the ork camp*
WAAAGH!
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/05/20 16:46:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: **Ducking stool.
Took me all day to notice.
Bic: [Puts cake down sadly] [Draws sword and joins charge along with OT's crew] [Grots start scattering]
[Dodges several thrown rocks and beer mugs] They don't seem to be expecting a fight?
[Ducks more debris, and flattens up against the wall of a small hut]
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2016/05/20 17:34:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*An ork comes flying through the door next to Benny, and then was shot in the face several times with a loud 'BLAM'. Corporal slowly walked out, covered in blood with a loudly revving chainsword caked with ork blood and a smoking bolt pistol in hand.*
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 37th combined regiment
 452nd Mechanized Steel legion
 41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/20 18:07:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Horrific Howling Banshee
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*The Eldar finally decides to catch up, reaching the edges of the camp, frothing from having to actually run somewhere*
"Where - my - bike - when - I -"
*provides to pass out on ground from heat exhaustion, rending him/her useless in this battle*
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 Badablack wrote:40k starts with the question, “Who is worse, Satan or the Nazis?” And goes from there. It’s a big colorful ball pit full of horrible people screaming and shooting each other.
chromedog wrote:From the Fuggly DEldar of the time, before they let Jes goodwin have his good and proper way with the entire faction design.
I don't want the best army, just one that isn't an exercise in picking up my models by turn 3.
Badablack wrote:40k starts with the question, “Who is worse, Satan or the Nazis?” And goes from there. It’s a big colorful ball pit full of horrible people screaming and shooting each other.
PenitentJake wrote:It doesn't matter if you're not dominating the game; if you have 3-4 x as many models and options than the rest of us and you're still getting new kits, we're still gonna rip on the faction. If I had 100 + Drukhari kits all in plastic to choose from, or 100 + Sisters kits, I think I'd be more likely to be receptive to Space Marine player's complaints about anything.
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2016/05/20 19:08:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*several orks on guard tower heads explode In rapid unison*
* to vox*
Mike, cleared hot. Firing .
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/20 19:35:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT whirls around slaying Orks with The Blade of Awe while Quetz grabs Yarrick and begins flying him out of danger*
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2016/05/20 19:38:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*a ork sneaking up on OT suddenly loses its head in drmatuc fashion from a sniper round *
*vox* watch ya back ya hear. Got him though.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/20 19:41:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Throws a quick salute in Jhe's direction before annihilating a ork with a energy blast from The Blade*
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2016/05/20 20:06:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..! [Backs away from broken door]
[Sees several terrified grots huddling under a table] ...
[Looks up at a banner nearby, crudely depicting happy Orks]
I don't think this was meant as a fight...
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2016/05/20 20:32:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*voxs* but orks.... aAways fight?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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