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2016/05/21 22:21:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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He isn't the smartest sir... *mutters* sometimes i feel like the only competent commissar.
Erm, eh, xenos infestation? Of what race?
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 37th combined regiment
 452nd Mechanized Steel legion
 41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/21 22:24:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OOC: STOP POSTING 4-5 PAGES OVERNIGHT!
BiC: Sooooo.... what's going on?
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2016/05/21 22:26:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*takes a cup of tea*
Interesting.... Very peculiar...quant almost.
*walks off to a small workshop and sounds of machines*.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/21 22:40:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Benny looks rather hurt] [Points to Commissariat ID that reads Specialist Morale Officer] [Takes off apron and shrugs before leaving]
[LC]: ... Strange lad. At least that Yarrick impersonator left. Ought to have him shot.
And I heard news of Orks, and a lurking Eldar spy.
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2016/05/21 22:40:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*looks uncomfortable at the term 'xenos infestation'*
*takes a step away from the Lord Commisar*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/05/21 22:45:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Walks up to Lord Commissar*
Who are you that would cause such... disruption in my store?
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2016/05/21 22:48:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[LC]: The Lord Commissar of this sector and all respective peacekeeper imperial forces in it.
I'm fairly certain that you accidentally sent my office your planning application for a five story walk in freezer.
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2016/05/21 22:52:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*space wolf delivers a letter to the lord commisar written on a large elk pelt detailing there 5 story 500 ton capacity meat chiller plan confirmation and leaves*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/21 22:54:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Oh yeah! I remember! Weren't you Commissar Clovo Garlix?
Well I hate to rain on your parade but there's really not much of the Imperium around here. When Orkmart Landed here is kinda crushed your guy's fort here.
I mean all the citizens seemed pretty happy about so I didn't much worry. But I hope I started a war or something
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2016/05/21 23:38:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Horrific Howling Banshee
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*Finally catches up, conjures himself a chair, sits*
"Ugh. You lot and your childish attempts at politics. Are you done yet?"
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 Badablack wrote:40k starts with the question, “Who is worse, Satan or the Nazis?” And goes from there. It’s a big colorful ball pit full of horrible people screaming and shooting each other.
chromedog wrote:From the Fuggly DEldar of the time, before they let Jes goodwin have his good and proper way with the entire faction design.
I don't want the best army, just one that isn't an exercise in picking up my models by turn 3.
Badablack wrote:40k starts with the question, “Who is worse, Satan or the Nazis?” And goes from there. It’s a big colorful ball pit full of horrible people screaming and shooting each other.
PenitentJake wrote:It doesn't matter if you're not dominating the game; if you have 3-4 x as many models and options than the rest of us and you're still getting new kits, we're still gonna rip on the faction. If I had 100 + Drukhari kits all in plastic to choose from, or 100 + Sisters kits, I think I'd be more likely to be receptive to Space Marine player's complaints about anything.
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2016/05/21 23:55:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Teleports in front of the Lord Commissar, waving tentacles*
Hello!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/21 23:56:06
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/05/22 00:44:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Well, I'm off. I might be on in a few hours but I doubt it.
Good way to end a night though. Good stuff everybody.
Bic *Tank rocking continues for several hours*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/22 01:22:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*away from everybody...
In the dark PDF garage, two Scions glanced in disgust at the moving baneblade and shared glances before walking off quickly. As soon as they left, four shadowy figures stalked through the door and approached the baneblade. Two slowly came around the sides and shoved two large pipes in between the tracks and the third shoved one into the main Baneblade cannon.*
All set...
*the three run off while the fourth acts as a vanguard with an auto rifle. As soon as they reached where they entered, the bane blade was suddenly almost flipped forward by the two things in the tracks detonating. The third one blasted open the main cannon and made it completely unuseable. The four quickly ran and jumped into an unmarked vehicle before the PDF could fully respond. Although the inhabitants of the baneblade were okay-ish the tank was severely damaged*
Ooc: time for a bit of fun!
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/22 03:28:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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GAH, MORE EXPLOSIONS.
*Draws sword*
WHY DOES EVERYTHING AROUND HERE EXPLODE?
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/05/22 03:29:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*has fallen asleep standing up*
*sleeps through the explosion*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/05/22 04:17:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*held his chainsword and looked towards the area where the explosion went off*
That sounded like the garage.
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37th combined regiment
452nd Mechanized Steel legion
41st steel legion armored regiment
trades: Krug001 (great) |
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2016/05/22 04:19:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*walks into the Room looking refreshed*
*sees everyone running towards the Garage*
Nope.
*walks into the barracks*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/05/22 05:41:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Hears explosion* Oh crap what was that?
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2016/05/22 07:31:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Amelia is out cold in Commissariat pyjamas a few metres from Baneblade] [Yarrick is not visible]
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2016/05/22 07:41:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*casually rips garage door away and survays*
Bad.... Medical aid required...
*forces a baneblade hatch open to look inside *
Spartan found. Commissar should be inside.
*burts of static and garage is rapidly guarded by skitari rangers*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/22 08:00:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Cal rushes over to Amelia and does a basic patch-up as her injuries are not that bad. Quetz, Ra, Horus and Huitz begind tearing apart the remains of baneblade looking for Yarrick. OT carefully slices through portions with The Blade of Awe searching for Yarrick*
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2016/05/22 08:07:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*stands back and views carefully where everything landed and damage*
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Probable.... 78.65 percentile of sabotage by hostile intent. 2-3 explosive devices likely.
Further detail is required for more exact analysis..
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/22 08:13:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Trapped under upturned desk, wearing a bathrobe and boxers]
[Pool of blood stemming from under desk] [Looks up] Stop cutting parts off the Fortress of Arrogance!
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2016/05/22 08:13:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*OT examines the ruins as Cal tends to Yarrick's injuries*
Hmmm... 4 assailants... looks like 3- no 4 bombs. This was no random occurrence.
EDIT: Ninja'd. Was looking for Yarrick still
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2016/05/22 08:19:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Another...
*disarms a explosive rigged to a door and examined*
Frag munition.... Mars pattern shreader. Produced hive factory. Inside garage 75% leathal to non augmented human.
Secondary disarmed.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/22 08:20:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Attenpts to lift desk and winces] Well there's an irony. Impaled by my desk, when I was only recently the one doing the imp- [Looks down at abdomen]
H-How many kidneys does a person need to live? I'm pretty sure it's only one.
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2016/05/22 08:47:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Cal: WE NEED A KIDNEY OVER HERE!
OT: On it! *Draws transmutation circle and places animal body on it. Then transmutes the flesh into a human kidney*
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2016/05/22 09:08:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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You think I cannot fix it.....
Baneblade easy.
*Summons a number of landing aircraft with tech priests....*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/05/22 11:39:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Continues bleeding out, trapped under the desk] ...at least they can say I died doing what I loved. [Passes out and goes very pale]
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2016/05/22 12:13:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Medics coming now. ....
*Marla lands nearby and starts helping yarrick whilst the high fabricator hauls the hatch off the tank to get to him*
Right, that's better.
(Marla) thanks, *starts patching him up and removing shards of desk *
Now to track those bombers..
*climbs into a stormbird and races off to the north
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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