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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Benny nods head and wanders back to ale hall] [Sits and orders large ale, and then puts his own tiny umbrella in it]

[Yarrick tosses Blackjack a data slate] Tou have my thanks. Payment and cleanup supply details, if you need them.

[Looks down] I don't think I can test this new kidney with ale just yet, so ice water it is.


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Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*calls up Yarrick, the sounds of gunfire almost drowning Commissar out*

Hey, uh... Yarrick! We have a problem-- feth

*explosion*

We have a slight problem, I got hit in the shoulder. Your assassins were waiting for me... Somebody sold me out. Get some reinforcements here quickly!

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Feth. [Gestures to Benny and Blackjack] We're needed.
[Voxes to PDF barracks] [Limps over to Valkyrie] We leave in ten, get anyone sober and competent enough to assist.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*slips data slate into his pocket while following Yarrick*

What's the situation?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla catches message*
Oh hey, there's a squad of rangers that where staking out the site from the recon stage. Dad says there on route, eta 2 minutes. Best we have.

You wanted discreet. Most of the brigades are a hour away at the rally grounds. Mars IV can get mobile but hour before any use for you.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/22 21:06:34


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

The corporal has been shot and wounded, unknown quantity of hostiles. We'll be expected.
[Tightens bandage around waist and fires up a painkiller syringe] Half the room have been drinking, this may end badly.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

I've had a few..... Few too many... And in a dress...
Leonie, he may not like her all the time but shes immune to booze. (Marla)

There's some rangers on route but they are not able to hold vs a larger force. There only 10 rangers...

I can help coordinate Mars IV and get you some reinforcements if needed though.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*would be engaged with several unknown men in heavy black flak armor inside of an abandoned warehouse, on the ground was one of Corporals Imperial navy bodyguards on the ground dead. He peeked over a large steel box and fired off several blind shots with a stub pistol, but quickly dropped back down after large calliber bullets from a stationary heavy stubber on a rusted catwalk*

gak, where are they...

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*a ranger alpha makes it to hunters position suported by fire from others*

(ranger alpha)
We are they. Marla sent us. Rest of the force is 55 min eta.
Brigades stood down as your order.....

Stormbord can provide cas mission... Estimated odds of collateral damage 43 percent.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/22 21:45:07


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sets off in Valkyrie] Alright, we've got the Kroot, Benny, that monster hunter, and a squad of awake guardsmen.

Emperor help us.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Hornet pops into view of Valkyrie*

*Amelia waves and drops speed*

*Follows Valkyrie*

OOC I see what OT was talking about. You leave for a day, then you have to read through 4 pages to understand whats happening.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/22 21:58:49


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I don't suppose we know why we're under attack? You must have made a lot of enemies by now, Yarrick, but does anything stick out in your mind? Knowing your prey is the first step to a successful hunt.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Valkyrie drops group off a block away from Pla's position]
[Shrugs] It's actually quite rare that humans want me dead. Perhaps if we capture one, we can enquire.
[Salutes Amelia] Wondered if you'd stop by.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*transport shuttle modified slightly in red and black follows loaded with a squad of vanguards and several heavy weapon servitors *

*Marla, vox to group*
Got some vanguard to help. More can come but hunter made us stand down half the rapid reaction force...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*the gunfire in the warehouse suddenly stopped, Corporal glanced over the warehouse box and saw the suddenly unmanned Heavy stubber*

Wh... What? They're gone?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Hugs Yarrick*

It seems that you've been on the verge of death a little bit more than me lately...

*Winks*

I'll be sure to one-up you on that.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Winces] Easy on the side, there. I'm mostly tape. [Hugs back]
Ready to go rescue the universe's second most grumpy commissar?
[Limps alongside group as they approach the position] ...? I don't hear any firing. Either they've killed everyone, or something is hideously wrong.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*one of whare house doors explode near back and vanguards storm in to find nothing, meet the rangers and stand about waiting for orders*
(skitari) Marla alpha mars primus ordered us to commissar alpha tactical command. Orders sir?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I got point.

*Runs off ahead of the group*

*Turns on light on shotgun*

Hunter! Get your lazy ass up, your favourite person's come to save you!

*Sweeps the area and trips over a heavy stubber*

Ow. Huh, thats probably not meant to be here...

*Gets up and continues looking for Corporal*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Voxes the admech] Scan for all vox and other signals from this position. I have the feeling someone has called in an air strike and used Hunter as bait...

[Continues search, leaning on Benny when nobody is looking] ...you tell anyone, I'll be cross.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*stands up and glares at Amelia*

Great... You're here.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks relieved] ...Where are the rest of your team?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Knocks pla over the head*

*Starts treating his gunshot wounds*

*Contemplates overdosing him*

*Shakes head and continues working on pla*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*raises his arm and lifts his leg, pushing Amelia away*

Don't touch me. Hoffen got shot in the leg over there, the others are okay though. They went to search for the fleeing mercs. Somebody must have a price on you.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Slaps Hunter on the back of the head*

Just shut up and let me work on you...

*Holds down pla and continues working on him*

Stop fidgeting, you might make me stab you with something pointy...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

You stubborn bastard. [Sighs] [Crouches and works on Pla's shoulder] This'd be much neater if you just let her do it.

So what was the big fuss about reinforcements?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/22 22:29:05



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*vox* Mars HF1 . Report. No known vox emissions on that type or area. Reports however of a fire fight to north. Other intel suggests headed to the factory district. Again north. Enemy suspected north.

Strike force assembled but waiting for hunters go ahead.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/22 22:30:51


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Gn... Well, they had us outnumbered but somehow disapeared. I don't know where they went, but they were speaking high gothic; they aren't normal merc scum.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Slaps Hunter*

Stop talking. You're moving too much.

*Continues working*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Shakes head] This makes little sense. I haven't made that many Imperial enemies. Unless someone is after my position. But I could't imagine anyone wanting it.

[Stops Amelia's hand] There's time for that later, and more. [Chuckles]
[Helps Pla up] Come on, I'm guessing you'll want to catch up with them.


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