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2010/08/03 18:50:54
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Brainless Zombie
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Devlan mud looks like
gooch gravy slathering
my zombies and such.
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"It is not for me to be the arbiter of what is safe to be in at sea. The sea decides."
--Blondie Hasler |
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2010/08/03 18:54:34
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Snot green is not gross.
It is for Salamanders.
Why not a new green?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2010/08/03 19:07:52
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Eating Warpstone has
Caused my Ogres to become
Rotting Flesh colored
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/08/03 20:04:14
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Red gore on my kroot
damned hands never fit on guns
why do I bother?
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2010/08/03 20:21:58
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Alexandria, VA
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Mechrite Red Perfect
Blood Angels Finally Done
T-Top Quality
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N' Yeah, even though I walks froo' da Shader of da Valley of Death
I ain't fraid a' no umies': Cuz youze is wif me;
Yer Dakka and yer Chop, they's pretty good
Youze gots a Kan in front o' me when da' umies' iz mucking about;
Youze paint me ead' wif oil;
Me gubbinz overfloweth with Dakka, and me wotzits runneth over with Chop.
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Blood Angels cannot assault Necrons due to love
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1500 Points of  Tau Molesters 100% painted
750 Points of  WoC, 10 % painted |
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2010/08/03 20:26:46
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Much purple and blue
Really my eyes hurt so much
I'm bored with Tau scheme
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2010/08/03 20:28:48
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Alexandria, VA
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Damn My Model Dropped
Better Get The Plastic Glue
Paint Over It All
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N' Yeah, even though I walks froo' da Shader of da Valley of Death
I ain't fraid a' no umies': Cuz youze is wif me;
Yer Dakka and yer Chop, they's pretty good
Youze gots a Kan in front o' me when da' umies' iz mucking about;
Youze paint me ead' wif oil;
Me gubbinz overfloweth with Dakka, and me wotzits runneth over with Chop.
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Blood Angels cannot assault Necrons due to love
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1500 Points of Tau Molesters 100% painted
750 Points of WoC, 10 % painted |
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2010/08/03 20:36:47
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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3 AM chimed
Still working on the valkyrie
my hands really hurt
stabbed myself with knife
new blade is really quite sharp
must be more careful
I cannot see straight
That left me at 4 AM
the painting goes on
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 Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
Best friend. |
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2010/08/03 22:26:41
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Who the hell is haiku?
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2010/08/03 22:56:49
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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My paint table full
My wallet now so empty
Grey faces mock me.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/08/03 23:09:07
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Sheffield, City of University and Northern-ness
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scratch building stompa
will soon stop amusing me
so much plasticard
painting should amuse
perfectionism does not
am going to stop.
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2010/08/03 23:23:40
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Lord of the Fleet
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Painting the Lootas
I ran out of Brazen Brass
So I used Tin Bitz
Reavers and Warhounds
The perfect Titan combo
No enemies left
Automatically Appended Next Post:
The Ultramarines
called Games Workshop's poster boys
How we all hate that.
New Daemon models
Now there is a Fateweaver
But is it plastic?
Thunderfire Guns
A bugger to build and paint
And thirty five pounds??
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/08/04 00:50:54
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2010/08/04 15:17:08
Subject: Re: paint and model haiku
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Brainless Zombie
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Damn these skeletons!
You need a surgeon's finesse
to crown spine with skull.
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"It is not for me to be the arbiter of what is safe to be in at sea. The sea decides."
--Blondie Hasler |
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2010/08/04 17:55:16
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
Ridgecrest, CA [USA]
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Soladrin wrote:Who the hell is haiku?
Its a form of Poetry in which the focus is on the number of syllables rather then rhyme. Using 5 syllables for the first line, followed by 7, then 5 again.
Damn these skeletons!
--1-------2-------3--4--5
You need a surgeon's finesse
--1-----2----3---4---5-------6--7
to crown spine with skull.
1-----2-------3------4-----5
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/08/04 18:04:02
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2010/08/04 18:27:27
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Inquisitor planned
He needs to look really cool
Give him retinue?
Not much money left
What about that Stormlord plan?
Shelved until birthday.
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2010/08/04 19:11:56
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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GT approaches
I have much painting to do
But Wii is more fun
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/08/05 02:00:11
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Imperial Guard
Have lots of lasguns
Only BS Three
Ultramarines Yay
Pretty Plasma Guns
Gets hot? Jesus Christ....
Regal Blue is weird
Always seems to be thin
I need a basecoat!
My brush is homo
What's up with the red stuff
Oh wait, I'm bleeding.
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It's pretty dark here
More like a vague doctor
how many to paint now?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/08/05 02:04:39
If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/08/05 04:14:28
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Brainless Zombie
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Samus_aran115 wrote:
My brush is homo
What's up with the red stuff
Oh wait, I'm bleeding.
This gets the blue ribbon so far!
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"It is not for me to be the arbiter of what is safe to be in at sea. The sea decides."
--Blondie Hasler |
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2010/08/10 00:35:17
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Eating while painting
Not such a good idea
Spaghetti marines...
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/08/10 00:44:51
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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Not too fussed with this.
I'd much prefer limericks.
Don't apply paint thick.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/08/10 00:45:44
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2010/08/10 00:58:47
Subject: Re: paint and model haiku
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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2010/08/10 01:10:32
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Fixture of Dakka
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Near endless mold lines
Filing for eternity
Please cast stuff better
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Worship me. |
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2010/08/10 01:15:35
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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Frog jumped
into the blender
Red gore.
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2010/08/10 01:20:27
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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DISCIPLE_SoC wrote:Soladrin wrote:Who the hell is haiku?
Its a form of Poetry in which the focus is on the number of syllables rather then rhyme. Using 5 syllables for the first line, followed by 7, then 5 again.
Damn these skeletons!
--1-------2-------3--4--5
You need a surgeon's finesse
--1-----2----3---4---5-------6--7
to crown spine with skull.
1-----2-------3------4-----5
Also proper haiku must include a seasonal reference.
on the round bases
spring thaw under marine boots
turns to Devlin mud
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2010/08/10 01:27:19
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Stormin' Stompa
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I can't find brushes
since around last summer when
I last quit painting
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2010/08/10 02:27:38
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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No need for seasons
Counting syllables in summer
An empty gesture
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2010/08/10 02:49:14
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Stormin' Stompa
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On the nearby ground,
yellows, browns, reds; not autumn,
I missed toilet
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Omophagea
helps marines learn memories
by eating people
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Boltgun metal dried
tin bitz gunked up too but
chainmail always fine?
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Modelling haiku
perhaps not as popular
as painting ones are
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green stuff stuck in floor
this carpet must be cleaned
before I get bond
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Organic butter
made of peanuts needs a bit
of salt added... yuk
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Forgot cup of tea,
now it's cold like wintertime
but microwaveable
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I have overstay'd,
and need to go to gaming
store to battle folks
Bye!
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2010/08/11 10:00:44
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Grot tank on table
Monitor snowed with plastic
Should use a vacuum
So many green tide
Green like an algal bloom
About half as smart
Clan skryre skaven
Epic ideas for rats
Alas wallet is empty
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2010/08/11 15:12:08
Subject: paint and model haiku
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Seasons are diff-rent?
I thought they were the same.
I need to get out...
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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