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I define the meaning of conquest on

My Hill

I grab your dictionary and throw the book at you on My Hill.

I book you for assault on my hill.

I assault you on the hill and roll up your flanks like wholesale carpet on My Hill.

I buy the carpet on

My Hill

I carpet bomb you off of my hill.

I shag your carpet on My Hill.

I censor snurl and give him a 30 day suspension on

My Hill

I stage an anti-censorship rally on my hill.

I pray to stop these word strings on

My Hill

You prayers are answered by Chaos (or are they???) on

My hill

I question the alignment of the gods (seriously just choose which side you're on) on

My Hill

Tzeentch laughs and gifts you with spawnhood on

My hill.

Khorne laughs and throws you to the Lions on My Hill.

Slaanesh laughs and has his/her/its way with you on


My hill.

The Emperor ban hammers your precious gods (and you with it) leaving me to take possession of

My Hill

I summon Thor who hammers the emperor back to his golden toilet

My hill...

I summon Morr to drag you to the other side of My Hill.

I summon Al Gore to reduce greenhouse gasses on


My hill.

I grow pumpkins in the greenhouse on My Hill.

Your pumpkins are sold almost instantly on the run up to Halloween on

My Hill

I pull the carpet out from under you, wrap you up in it, and dump you off the side of

My Hill

While you are doing that, I retake, fortify, and mine



My hill.

It takes a few grunts, but I wipe out your forces and flush them off My Hill.

I whack your grunts over the head with the carpets I have laying around, and dust on them causes them to sneeze themselves off of

My Hill

I give them tissues on

My Hill

I hand out antihistamines which make everyone too sleepy to resist the reconquest of


My hill.

I hand out caffeinated drinks to everyone, who wake up and give me back...

Me Hill

I put on a gasmask and nbc suit then throw a few skunks on to the hill, a barrel of linx (axe) and a tear gas grenade before sitting on the hill.

My hill.

The gasmask breaks, and I watch you suffocate on

My Hill