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2016/10/30 12:27:05
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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I cleverly manipulate a gullible unit of vile plague marines to retake
My hill.
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2016/10/30 13:01:34
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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The plague marine switch sides at the sight of a TRUE follower of Nurgle and give me back
Meh Hill
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2016/10/30 13:03:39
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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If you are a true follower of Nurgle, why do you have a Khorne battlecry in your signature?
The Plague Marines help me as I'm the only one who appreciates them for them on
My Hill
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 If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/10/30 13:04:34
Subject: King of the Hill
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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i douse the hill in hundreds of glallons of bleach mixed with holy oil and vannish oxy action whitenting powder. and disolve the nurgle marines
my hill.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/10/30 14:12:44
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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I changed my signature, so that all of Nurgle children will know my true purpose and help me retake
MY HILL!!!
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2016/10/31 10:20:08
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The rotten pumpkin returns on Halloween, and the plague marines worship their one true master on My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2016/10/31 13:08:18
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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It is Halloween and the power of Snurl is too great.
I don't even bother trying to retake the hill, but muster my legions and bide my time by going to fancy dress parties.
Happy Halloween on
Snurl's hill.
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2016/10/31 13:26:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I turn Snurl into pumpkin pie on
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/10/31 16:37:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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WOAH. Skyhammer Annihilation Force for you WK. I give the rights of the hill back to snurl as I sign a 1 day peace treaty on
Snurl's hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/11/01 01:26:38
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Happy Halloween! 
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/11/01 14:40:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I have my Tau friend intercept and destroy your Skyhammer force, leaving it firmly in my hands.
Happy belated Halloween everyone!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/12/02 22:20:06
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Fratenizing with Xenos now, eh?
HERESY! *BLAM!*
My hill.
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2016/11/01 17:54:22
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Still worshipping the false emperor eh?
Doombolt to the face!
My hill.
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2016/11/01 17:56:13
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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But loony toons can't cast Doombolt! Back to your own universe!
My Hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/11/01 20:34:59
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Ahhh, but the followers of Tzeentch take many forms.
Having said that, I kabonger you off of
My hill.
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2016/11/02 00:10:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I launch an artillery barrage on your position and bomb you back to the stone age on
My Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/11/02 04:33:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Since it's the stone age I throw a Rock Concert on My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/11/02 04:35:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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The neighbors don't take well to the volume. I am distinctly quieter on
My Hill.
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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2016/11/02 13:15:15
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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I summon Bam Bam to kneecap you on
My hill.
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2016/11/02 22:11:28
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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I sigh loudly as I'm forced to tell the lively kids to get off my
Hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/11/03 00:58:57
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I evict Warboss the old coot from
My Hill
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/11/03 00:59:14
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/11/03 06:02:30
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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I evict you from
Mah Hill
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2016/11/03 08:28:45
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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My troops run you off of My Hill with a Bayonet Charge.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/11/03 16:10:51
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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I get Chuck Norris to god-punch your troops off
my hill
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2016/11/03 17:37:17
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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Chuck Norris works for NO ONE. I decide that this hill is no longer salvageable and move onto a new and improved
My Hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/11/04 02:09:27
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Since WarbossDakka is easier to defeat than Chuck Norris, (who isn't?) I drive him off of
My hill.
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2016/11/04 03:20:33
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I assault the Hill and begin digging trenches, and soon the entire Hill is mired in trench warfare.
Noones Hill
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/11/04 09:29:33
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I arrive with tanks and win the day, and My Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2016/11/04 19:00:24
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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I deep strike a lot of specialized anti tank Deathwatch onto
My Hill
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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you! |
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2016/11/04 23:18:12
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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I inferno bolt your deathwatch off of
My hill.
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