King of the Hill

Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:

No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
Times and dates in your local timezone.
Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.

If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I cleverly manipulate a gullible unit of vile plague marines to retake

My hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

The plague marine switch sides at the sight of a TRUE follower of Nurgle and give me back

Meh Hill

**WarbossDakka**

If you are a true follower of Nurgle, why do you have a Khorne battlecry in your signature?

The Plague Marines help me as I'm the only one who appreciates them for them on

My Hill

**jhe90**

i douse the hill in hundreds of glallons of bleach mixed with holy oil and vannish oxy action whitenting powder. and disolve the nurgle marines

my hill.

**EmberlordofFire8**

I changed my signature, so that all of Nurgle children will know my true purpose and help me retake

MY HILL!!!

**snurl**

The rotten pumpkin returns on Halloween, and the plague marines worship their one true master on My Hill.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

It is Halloween and the power of Snurl is too great.
I don't even bother trying to retake the hill, but muster my legions and bide my time by going to fancy dress parties.

Happy Halloween on

Snurl's hill.

**War Kitten**

I turn Snurl into pumpkin pie on

My Hill

**WarbossDakka**

WOAH. Skyhammer Annihilation Force for you WK. I give the rights of the hill back to snurl as I sign a 1 day peace treaty on

Snurl's hill

**snurl**

Happy Halloween!

**War Kitten**

I have my Tau friend intercept and destroy your Skyhammer force, leaving it firmly in my hands.

Happy belated Halloween everyone!

**EmberlordofFire8**

Fratenizing with Xenos now, eh?

HERESY! *BLAM!*

My hill.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Still worshipping the false emperor eh?

Doombolt to the face!

My hill.

**WarbossDakka**

But loony toons can't cast Doombolt! Back to your own universe!

My Hill

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Ahhh, but the followers of Tzeentch take many forms.

Having said that, I kabonger you off of

My hill.

**War Kitten**

I launch an artillery barrage on your position and bomb you back to the stone age on

My Hill

**snurl**

Since it's the stone age I throw a Rock Concert on My Hill.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

The neighbors don't take well to the volume. I am distinctly quieter on

My Hill.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I summon Bam Bam to kneecap you on

My hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I sigh loudly as I'm forced to tell the lively kids to get off my

Hill

**War Kitten**

I evict Warboss the old coot from

My Hill

**EmberlordofFire8**

I evict you from

Mah Hill

**snurl**

My troops run you off of My Hill with a Bayonet Charge.

**EmberlordofFire8**

I get Chuck Norris to god-punch your troops off

my hill

**WarbossDakka**

Chuck Norris works for NO ONE. I decide that this hill is no longer salvageable and move onto a new and improved

My Hill

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Since WarbossDakka is easier to defeat than Chuck Norris, (who isn't?) I drive him off of

My hill.

**War Kitten**

I assault the Hill and begin digging trenches, and soon the entire Hill is mired in trench warfare.

Noones Hill

**snurl**

I arrive with tanks and win the day, and My Hill.

**WarbossDakka**

I deep strike a lot of specialized anti tank Deathwatch onto

My Hill

**Chaos Legionnaire**

I inferno bolt your deathwatch off of

My hill.