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I'm still dug in on

My Hill

My Hill, with Chuck Norris as its guardian, is still standing.

I nuke your hill to smithereens, leaving my hill as the only one standing.
Come and take


MY HILL



If you can...

Inferior substitute hills are not in play. Five yard penalty, First Down, on My Hill.

What even is American football on

My Hill

I pimp slap you for not knowing the glory of American football, and you flee from the Hill in shame.

My Hill

I shame you for bullying WarbossDakka on


My hill.

I shamefully drag WarbossDakka back to the top of My Hill.

I'm so confused. I just sit there next to a pumpkin with limbs on

Somebody's Hill (I don't have a clue who owns it at this point)

I'll take it!

My hill.

WarbossDakka and I repulse your opportunistic land-grabbing with a Two-Pronged attack, making The Hill Great Again.

I take back the hill, making it MINE again.

My hill.

I have EmberlordofFire deported and make My Hill even greater again.

I build a wall between our two halfs of

My Hill

I host a series of free concerts, then lead a great host of the unwashed masses to the polls to vote you off of



My hill.

I upset your election, and rule on My Capitol Hill.

I love surprises.

Your (great) hill.

I lead an uprising on the Hill, and you are torn apart by the unwashed masses.

My Hill

My legions arrive with fire hoses and cleanse the unwashed masses from off

My hill.

The (now clean) masses return and dog pile on top of your legions and crush them.

My Hill

The cavalry arrive as the Great Pumpkin rises, removing both the washed and unwashed masses from My Hill.

I have you all shot for Heresy, with a capital H, including snurl's horse.

I then hold a mass prayer session to honor the Emperor on

My Hill.


PS: Deportation don't hurt Ember

In your mass prayer session, you accidentally pray the prayer found in your sig.

Consequently you are all shot for heresy and I easily retake


My hill.

I shoot you for heresy because Chaos is your first name on your birth certificate. I feel sorry for your parents hating you so on

My Hill

All of the shooting on the hill makes enough noise to wake the dead. So they do, and my zombie army rules again on My Hill.
(while I do a few shots)

I deep strike in some Deathwatch veterans with Heavy Flamers on

My Hill

Flamers can't hurt the lord of fire!

I take back my hill, change my signature and keep praying on

My Hill.

I launch a vortex missile at the Hill in disgust. My Imperial Guard then take and fortify another Hill.

My Hill

I call up a few dozen battle sisters, decare you heretics and burn everything down before building shrine and covering it with decrotive skulls.

My hill.

The Grey Knights show up, murder all of the sisters, paint their armor, then leave.

Afterwards, I casually stride over and rededicate your shrine to chaos (leaving the skulls, of course) on

My hill.

My Hellhound Flame Tanks (blessed by Ember Lord himself) burn you and your shrine to ashes.

My Hill