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Cant argue with that.

I fortify War Kittens hill with barbed wire, tank traps and grilled cheese sandwiches.

War Kitten's Hill, for now...

I slather your grilled cheese with hot mustard, clip the wires and avoid the traps. Then I break out a pellet gun and send you both packing from My Hill.

I see your pellet gun and raise you a slingshot and marbles on

My hill.

I see you slingshot and assult the hill with hoards of snails carrying little laser cannons and then follow my slimey army and reclaims the hill..

My hill.

I assault your snails with salt, thus slugging them off of My Hill.

I do the impossible, see the invisible on

My Hill

I come swinging in on a wrecking ball and knock you off of


My hill.

I accentuate the positive,
Eliminate the negative,
And latch on to the affirmative.
On My Hill.

I purge the snurl parasite on

My Hill

I cleanse the hill with a large amount of air dropped vanish oxy action making it a bright gleaming white that blinds you off it.

I then dig a trench and fill it with steel Lego.

My hill.

I drive up on a big magnetic crane with dark tinted windows. I hoist your Steel Lego up and drop them into a junkyard compactor. Then I build steel-block walls around My Hill.

You leave the gate open and I walk through and retake


My hill.

My Acme Gate Trap actually works as advertised and you are pulled into another dimension on My Hill.

I bring the Grey Knights in to stop any daemons coming out of the newly formed warp rift on

My Hill

I emerge from the rift instead, and collectively whack your grey knights upside the head with a tube sock full of nickels, driving them off of



My hill.

While you fools are arguing I launch a Deathstrike missile at the Hill and send you all into low orbit on

My Hill

I nuke the hill from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

My hill.

I survive as a mutated zombie. My hill.

I control the zombies on My Hill.

I drive the zombies from my hill with my ACME zombie repellant.

I retake the hill with the combined might of the Raven Guard, Salamanders, Iron Hands and the Mighty Hamster legions behind me. The Emperor protects me on

MY HILL!

The Emperor only guards those who aren't secretly Chaos worshippers, so you are purged on

My Hill

The Emperor protects no one. He is dead and was false while he lived. I drive his deluded sycophants from


My hill.

Fool, the Emperor is eternal. All are banhammered on

My Hill

Yes, good job war kitten. You have purged the heretics from MY HILL while I was recovering from Horus's foolery.

I laugh at the spectacle of a 'possessed Khorne marine covered in spikes' who has a bug as his avatar, calling anyone a heretic.

I order you back to the ranks and retake

My hill.

Rotten Pumpkins of Nurgle have infiltrated and infected your troops. You take your last breath on My Hill.

DEATH TO THE ENEMYS OF THE EMPEROR!

MY HILL!

I give you the mighty ban hammer for using caps on

My Hill

I give you the mighty Kabonger for standing on


My hill.