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Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get Donkey Kong 64.

I insert Star Fox.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Redd Foxx.

I insert an 8-track player.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get 3 chords and the truth.

I insert the French.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get the Spanish.

I insert a history test

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get the invention of gunpowder in Medieval II.

I insert the "revamped war!" thread.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

you get a hat

I insert TCL.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get TNT.

I insert a cheesesteak.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get beefcake.

I insert Eric Cartman.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Eric Clapton.

I insert Mad Max.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Max Headroom.

I insert Wang Chung.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get Garret Wang

I insert Sisko

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Cisco.

I insert cold sodas.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a bottle of Mountain Dew.

I insert Jimmy McGill.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Johnny Walker.

I insert Scrabble.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get Dictionary.

I insert Oxford.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a beer.

I insert David Cameron.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get Cameron Diaz.

I insert Avery Brooks

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Stephanie Meyer.

I insert the Hobiit movies.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

I insert Hearthstone.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Warmachine tactics.

I insert an M16.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get an M-80

I insert a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get an Arrow to the Knee.

I insert Dragon models limited.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get stuffing

I insert Ranch Dressing

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get Ranchero music.

I insert a burrito.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get something that is not an orgy.

I insert a chef.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a frog.

I insert a Middenheim Sprue.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a German sprue.

I insert the Rolling Stones.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get a real rolling stone

I insert Leopold Slikk

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get Gracie Slick.

I insert chicken wire.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get the Windshear.

I insert Hat Films.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
 
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